Have you ever?

This is possible. I once drank a little sherbert with ants floating around in it.

Ever registered somewhere on a forum or site and never visited it again?

yea 3 or 4 times

have you ever thought that your mouse(of pc) a ral mouse was?

Ever registered somewhere on a forum or site and never visited it again?

I feel like this is so true. Ironic that he's the one that did it. To here.

And no, I've never thought my mouse was actually the animal.

Have you ever fallen face first into a doorknob?

Not once.

Have you ever burned something that isn't supposed to be burned?

Yes i managed to get a burn mark on ice

Have you ever argued with someone about being a hypocrite whilst you were being a hypocrite?

Probably.

Have you ever had sex?

Yes, but only with 1 girl. (Same for her, too. )

Have you ever lied about something really insignificant, but seriously regretted it anyway?

I regret all sorts of small things. Lying is probably one of them.

/*kitkatkan doesn't want to go through her cache of regrets, should haves and could haves.

*sniffle*

Have you ever knowingly and willingly drunk another person's piss?

(Same for her, too. )

With another girl?? lol

Nope, I've never drunk piss before... As far as I remember. I've seen Bear Grylls drink his own though.

Have you ever called your teacher mom or dad accidentally in front of the class?

(Same for her, too. )

With another girl?? lol

Lol, I knew somebody would say that. No, of course not, but I couldn't think of any other eloquent way to phrase it without using more than 10 words and that's just way to long to divulge a small amount of information you know what I'm saying to you my friend of course you do you're a bright guy okay bye now

Have you ever called your teacher mom or dad accidentally in front of the class?

I remember doing that once, back in elementary school.

Have you ever been up close enough to a big cat (lion, tiger, etc.) that you could touch it?

Yep, a friend of our family trains animals for movies and stuff. It's based in Florida and years ago when I was down in Florida for vacation I was able to actually hug a tiger. TOTALLY SCARY at first. The cat was like a complete push over, and if I remember correctly, it didn't even care that I was laying on it. (It never got up off the ground ._.)

Have you ever been in an actual fight with some one, then come to be one of their best or good friends later?

Yes, this year with a kid named Josh?

Have you ever been in love?

Yes, a few times.

Have you?

Probably not.

Have you ever wanted to/actually punted a small annoying dog?

Not really, but I have, on accident. I played soccer for 9 years of my life and when I was younger I had smaller dog, who would chase the ball around. I'm sure you can see where this is going. I didn't kick the dog hard, it's one of those things where you start off real fast but notice OH SHIT NO and then slow down at the last moment kind of things.

Have you ever stolen anything worth more than $100?

If pirating software counts, yes.

Ever hit on someone's mom?

I poked my mom's eye out when I was too young to understand things, but I've never punched her or another mom. I've never hit a girl before. @_@

(Also @grafikal900: I called my 5th grade teacher mom a couple times. I didn't know other people did. ;_;)

Have you ever hit a girl?

He said hit ON, not hit. And no.

Continuing Arlen's question.

No but I've had it go the other way around .__.

Have you ever been outnumbered in a fight and won?

Oh, whoops. lol

No. I've been outnumbered in a 4 vs 1 fight and lost. ._.

Have you ever told someone an important secret, and had them blab it to people you know?

My mom essentially does that all the time, though not so much lately.

(Also @grafikal900: I called my 5th grade teacher mom a couple times. I didn't know other people did. ;_;)

I forget what it's called, but millions of people do it. So much so that it actually has a name and it's not always associated with teachers and stuff. It happens most in elementary-middleschool years. I think it happens most to teachers since that's where kids are during those years like 80% of the time.

Have you ever shook an "A-list" celebrity's hand?

Uh I hung out with Johnny Van Zandt for a few days down at Lake Texoma a few years ago.

Spoiler for I look waaaay different:

HAVE YOU EVER LOCKED YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM WITH THE RADIO TURNED ON UP SO LOUD SO NO ONE CAN HEAR HER SCREAMING?

I've never murdered anyone incase that's what you meant.
But if you think anything like me, then: anytime I've had sex the door was never locked nor was anyone home, but there was always some sort of music playing.

Have you ever milked a cow? O.o

No, but I've had a cow suckle on my hand.

Do you know how disgusting cow slobber is?