Have you ever?

Lol, once! Normally I try to forget embarassing stuff, but...

Once I slipped on a slick spot on my wife's kitchen floor when we were still dating. I went straight down and landed on my... tenders.

Ever belch or fart REALLY loud in an inappropriate setting, like a funeral?

OUCH!

Does right in the middle of my favorite teacher's class count? Right as she was giving a lecture on how to be apporiate in the class room?

Have you ever been tackled by a girl a foot shorter then you and had the wind knocked out of you? (This happened today during Pys Ed. except she was 2 feet shorter then me. I was shocked when she knocked the wind out of me)

There was a small girl in my Batto-jitsu classes, Ryoko, who was 5' even and maybe 120 lbs soaking wet. Beuatiful girl. The first, oh, 100 times we sparred, I got my ass handed to me on a dirty paper plate.

Ever forget one of your friends or relatives had died (just for a second) and then had to go through it all again?

Nopes, I don't think so. ^^

Have you ever been so frustrated that you almost really tore your hair off?

Nope.

Have you ever gotten suspended?

Yup. =(

Have you ever finished a game?

I am assuming you mean with Game Maker or RPG Maker so...
Yes I have. It was small and buggy and looked horrible, but I finished it!

Think back to your high school days for this
Have you ever been talked back to by a freshman? If so, what did you do to the little dumbass?

Never because I am not in high school yet. xD

Have you ever forgotten something your remembered so clearly before?

Umm....no....but thats because it is sorta a condriction. (I can't spell!!!!)

Have you ever had those plastic cones they give dogs to them from scratching on your head?

No.

Have you ever eaten food intended for animals, like a dog biscuit?

Nope.

Have you ever bought a DVD/CD/Video Game, and when you got home and opened the case, there wasn't a disc in it?

Yeah, and I the store gave me a hassle about getting a refund about it because I was too young to have an ID at the time. They thought I'd gone and just taken the disc and was trying to get my cash back.

Have you ever had someone walk in at such a moment when you were in a really awkward position, like when you were bending down to pick up something with your butt facing the door?

I had someone walk in my front door while I was wanking it. That's a pretty awkward position.

Have you ever spied on someone doing something?

Yes, I have spied on Irock wanking it. Uh... whoops...

Ever been caught singing when you thought you were all alone?

Yup, and I was embarrassed. x:

Ever been caught doing something naughty and got your body all shaking?

  Yea....lets not talk about that time at all. lol

Have you ever went to a website thinking its one thing, and it turns out to be porn?
(EX. We pulled this on my friend. We told him to go to "pen island .com" (penis land .com) and he typed it in and went to it....thank god for the blocks on our schools computer.....it was hilarous when he looked at why it was blocked....

NO

Have you ever gotten below a 10 on a test?

Yup. It was for a bet though...put my name on the paper, and then didn't do the rest of it. I got a 1.

Have you ever thought your pet has wanted to kill you?

Nawps.

Have you ever acted silly to get someone's attention?

I believe that is a symptom of being in love, so yes!

Ever use someone else's bath towel?

Yes. There weren't any others available.

Have you ever picked on someone because other people were, then later regretted it?

Not that I can remember of.

Ever done something bad but you didn't regret it?

Soooooort of

Have you ever been an immature idiot on a forum and went liek dis and  sjglsjgas?

Naw. ^^

Ever felt what it's like to be a noob?

Yesssssss

have you ever gotten perfect attendance at school?