Have you ever?

Yes.

Have you ever hit someone in the face for insulting you?

Yes.

Have you ever skipped a date on purpose?

I haven't ever been on a date.  :'(

Have you ever gone into a random angry mood and wanted to just strangle something?

Yes, but I've grown a lot of patience since then.

Have you ever made something you thought was the greatest thing ever, only to have everybody hate it?

Hah, yeah, happens all the time in art school ._.

Have you ever thought something was so funny you laugh out loud only to have no one else around you think it was funny therefore making that situation just... awkward?

Happens all the time.

Have you ever been licked by a wild animal?

I got licked by a Nightwolf once.

Have you ever eaten any kind of animal's testicles?

Vegetarian.
not implying that if i ate meat i would eat testicles.
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Have you ever tried running towards a car and testing its strength?

No, but I've chased after one, er, a truck, and jumped onto the bed of it. T'was going about 8mph


Have you ever had a dog pee on you when you picked it up?

Thankfully no.

Have you ever had your pants fall down in public?

No. I'm usually smart enough to hold baggy pants up.

Have you ever checked out a person who appeared to be a woman, but turned out to be a man?

No

Have you ever steal something from your best friend?

Yes. I wanted money for heroin. Bad times.

Ever done something that seemed justifiable at the time, only ask yourself "what the hell was I thinking?" five seconds later?

Yup, with those exact words too I think. <_<

Have you ever been the first person to find out about a new crowd-limited event, but wound up becoming the last person to actually show up for the event?

Nopes. ^^

Have you ever swallowed an insect?

No. I have not.

Has anyone ever been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Yes... no... maybe? I have no idea what you just said.

Have you ever not understood what was being asked of you?

Yes. Many times actually.

Have you ever locked yourself out of the house and there was no one inside?

Yes, but luckily the balcony door on the second floor was not locked, and I'm a good climber

Ever had a conversation with someone and for several minutes you both were talking about completely different things without knowing?

Yes. As I recall, I got into a bit of hot water with the person I was speaking to...

Have you ever felt like going to work/school was some kind of punishment?

Yes, many times. ._.

Have you ever been so depressed that you didn't want to live anymore?

Yes. Fortunately it didn't last long.

Have you ever offered a handshake to someone who had a prosthetic hand, or an incomplete hand?

Nope. At least to the extent of my knowledge.

Have you ever wanted to be an animal? Not just the "oh, if I was a tiger, that'd be awesome" or "i r furry."

a bear, but still able to think like me, and only temporarily... like an on off switch maybe?

Has anyone confronted you all confident like, only to have you easily exploit there logic and they walk away pathetically or just to resort to childlike insults or profanity?

Yes.

Have you ever felt like the big project you undertook would never EVER be done because you just didn't have the time to work on it?