Have you ever?

I believe so. I was very young though, and didn't know any better.

Have you ever stolen something worth more than 100 dollars?

No, only in my thoughts... XD

Have you ever blackmailed someone if they didn't help you cheat?

No.

Have you ever turned the TV on late at night but found that volume was set uber-high and accidentally woke everyone up?

Many times.

Have you ever been non-nerdy enough to get laid?

many times, although i do tend to be a lot nerdy and boring lol.

Have you ever got neglected by a whole class?

rarely,,but it happens

ever had a STRAIGHT FLUSH in Poker? (gamewise or in real life)

never liked poker, but i had one... once, never to have the same luck again.

Have you ever read a book that you didn't want to, but had to? (except for school)

Yes, it was something but it was forced by my family.

ever had a STRAIGHT FLUSH in Poker? (gamewise or in real life)

One guy got royal flush the first time he played poker, lol

Have you ever masturbated in public?

Uh, no.

Have you ever finished making a game with RPG Maker?

Kind of. Yes, in a way, though I had planned to extend it. My GIAW entries.

Ever started singing as you piss in the public restroom? (Whistling, humming, etc.)

No.

Have you ever wet the bed naked?

No.

Have you ever been locked out of your house (or dorm) and left the only key inside?

No, and thank god for that.

Have you ever skipped school during exams?

never.

have you ever overheated something?

yeah, my computer many times

Ever started singing really loud in your house thinking your alone... only to find that your entire family just heard you?

Yes.

Ever drank out of someone's drink or drank out of the bottle before pouring someone's drink?

Seemingly no one else drinks caffine-free drinks, so that's a no.

Have you ever bought something that you wanted as a present for someone else, knowing that he/she won't want it and would eventually give it to you?

LMAO,,yes a few times.

ever wanted the ability to read people's minds?

Yes.

Have you ever wanted to have sexual relations with  .

Nope, never.

Have you ever been thought as a thief? and no one believed you innocent.

Yes, everytime i find something everyone things i beat someone up to get it

Have you ever shot a friend with a BB gun, only to seriously hurt them bu hittin them in the eye... repeatedly

Almost.

Have you ever yelled something inappropriate out in the middle of an exam?

Yes. In fact, I can tell you exactly what I said...

Spoiler for:

Professor, please! Stop playing the damn funeral march on that %@#$ing trombone! It's very distracting!

True story, that.

Have you ever desperately needed something online right that very second, only to find that the server was down?

yes,,happens from time to time

Ever get frustrated because people can't see how stupid they are being?

Oh yeah, all the time.

Have you ever spilled twink or something on a very important piece of paper (e.g. Essay, C.V. etc)?