Kill the person above you

AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*is dead and so cannot retaliate*

^ commits suicide out of the blue

That is awesome *Cries out of enjoyment* Well seeing your already dead and can not retaliate, I Use the T virus and reanimate you, then play with you for a bit,then jill valentine kills yo ass.

You forgot to incinerate him, so Rune comes back as a Crimson Head and kills you.

oh crud. I Go Altered Beast Style, and get summoned back from the dead, by some dude that whos daughter was stolen by a giant white head. then I turn into the beast, from the first level. and rip your head off! But then the crimson head  kills me again... damnit. (lucky I had that extra life)

The game is so dusty that it glitches up and you don't get your extra life, thus killing you.

you win... but my soul carries on into mario. the land of extra lifes. mwahaha.

I become mario and step on your head. thus  giving you a mild concussion, then find fire power, and torture you with it for a while, then I get bored and actually let you live because I want to get past the level finally.   The evil dreaded darkness that you are left in after I leave the level ends up killing you though.

I drop another quote pyramid on you.

I kill you by dropping a quote pyramid on you.

I take away your access to the internet, your only life source.

i let you be with theese girls from www.2girls1cup.com for a whole day.

i hate you
i kill you by filling him up with fireworks and light him

(the last day of the year means many fireworks)

ull blow out with me muahaha

I suffocate you with a brick

I take said brick and beat you with it.

I take said brick and throw it straight up in the air, then remembering to think before I act, start crying. lol, then I pick Zylos up and put him above me and wait.

Your negative rep increases ten-fold and you commit suicide in your despair.

I Come back from the dead, and eat your brains... nummy!

EDIT: You have to much fur! I dont like that much hair in my brains.

i say romance of the three kingdom and ff8 sux. u'll just die from what i've said =P

Eh, Ive lost my passion for Final Fantasy. But as for the romace of the three kingdoms... DAMN YOUS, DAMN YOUS ALL TO HELL!!! lol.


I kidnap your gf and make you try to find her. The lack of sex will most definatly kill you.

I turn you into a banana and...

What sort of banana magic are you using Zylos XD

You get off the steam roller, and accidently slip on my Banana'ish remains. your skull then cracks open.

^'s face = dartboard?

Yes! >=D *plays*

I give your computer aids and your computer dies. You then die of boredom.

^ *dies*

I wap you in the head with my tail.

i kill you

Slowly deep you in acid (every 30 minutes) while throwing rocks at you.

I kidnap your mother, and chop pieces off her and send them to you bit by bit until you commit suicide.

*crawls from the grave and devours ^*

Whips out a Gunblade... SHWWWING. I then cut errr shoot errr cutshoot you!

*blows apart and is cast into oblivion*

*drags down ^ with me*

damn you! I just got out of hell, now im getting dragged into oblivion!

im  having the best of luck.

Throws ^ into a spike on the way down.

Tries to find Zylos

I'm invisible, therefore you cannot see how I kill you.

my rotting corpse that was left on the surface emits a deadly gas that kills ^

I go back in time to when you were a baby and hand you over to Fat Bastard.

Explodes out of fat bastards ass in a fury of diahreah. And come shove your head up his ass <3 death by ass

i'll say 30 people are coming at you to -rep you. LOL

Tie you down and say alot of emo stuff until you somehow cut yourself free and shoot yourself in the head.

Ties you up, and sits you in a locked room with nothing but a handgun and a single bullet. Makes you watch 'Sweatin' To The Oldies' until you do yourself in.

Ties you up, and sits you in a locked room with nothing but a handgun and a single bullet. Makes you watch 'Sweatin' To The Oldies' until you do yourself in.

Your lucky I cant remember what show you quoted that off of.

Hands the noob stick over to you. The splinters run so deep that you bleed out and die.

Ties you up, and sits you in a locked room with nothing but a handgun and a single bullet. Makes you watch 'Sweatin' To The Oldies' until you do yourself in.

Your lucky I cant remember what show you quoted that off of.

Hands the noob stick over to you. The splinters run so deep that you bleed out and die.

Didn't find it off of a show. Saw it on the shelf at my Grandma's house, was curious enough to watch it. Richard Simmons makes me sick.

Hands the noob stick back. Domino's blood fails to mix, forms a clot. Kills. (<- Lame, but I'm out of ideas. Need more caffine.)

make you eat Chinese food(in a buffet) for a whole week. trust me you'll want to die. else you're just gonna die from it

Ties you up, and sits you in a locked room with nothing but a handgun and a single bullet. Makes you watch 'Sweatin' To The Oldies' until you do yourself in.

Your lucky I cant remember what show you quoted that off of.

Hands the noob stick over to you. The splinters run so deep that you bleed out and die.

Didn't find it off of a show. Saw it on the shelf at my Grandma's house, was curious enough to watch it. Richard Simmons makes me sick.

Hands the noob stick back. Domino's blood fails to mix, forms a clot. Kills. (<- Lame, but I'm out of ideas. Need more caffine.)

Once more... What?

Seeing I got to kill Holy now.

Takes you down a back ally, allows several people who you know like to fap all over you... Fap all over you. Then they drown you in there various fappy fluids.

Saying your Active List Sucks.
you'll be like NOOOOOOO DAMN YOU HOLYYYYYYY and shoot yourself LOL

Close enough, this is my last post on this thread lol.


The La Recherche thread gets closed due to inactivity. *death by heart break*

i kill you by kikking you