Kill the person above you

first i drink a lot of  until i start to get sick and  a sea full of  in which i push /\ into it. i then calm mah bellay with some  which looks a lot like milk, but isn't so since it's salt i    all over /\ which turns /\ from  into  . to finish you  and ...  . DONE

i kill you by killing your killing killer's killer

isn't that you?

I stab ^ in the back   

I hit /\ over the head with a giant candy cane.

isn't that you?

i think it

but i still kill you by killing the ...
...
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big fish
(i forgot what i want to kill  )

I strangle /\ with an excess Xmas light strand.

i let you struggel to get air with a candy stick in your trought

then when you are almost dead i let merry crismas creatures with aids pee in your ey

Santa Claus sits on you. Nothing more need be said.

rudolf poos on you
(here we go again)

I inform /\ that Santa Claus isn't real, and /\ kills himself in his sadness.

i don't beleve in him (i live in holland) we got "sinterklaas" een goed heiligman who komes at 5 december

i trow you in a bowl with molten candy bars so you drown and burn to dead

I smash /\ face in with a grammar book.

i already dyed in that way i think

i jump in a black hole i take you with me

We are shot into space from the black hole, but I have a spare canister of air and you do not, therefore you die of suffication.

(me is wining) i am a zomby i dont need air

i shoot your air canister

/\ flies into the sun and is burnt to a crisp.

(The only way to kill a zombie is to destroy its head or incinerate it.)

nooo i am not zomby any more

i kill you by burning down your house

I'm not at my house right now, so I live to die another post!

I throw a playing card so precise that it cuts /\ neck.

you don't watch mythbusters ...

i live becaus palying cards cant kill

i kill to kill with a kill in the killers killing hand

I take /\'s head off and hurl it at the person below me.

i kill you with a weird camrad

taking the cow launcher and shooting one at you lol!(aka southpark)

Sorry bro! XD "Takes your FF8 Necklace and chokes you to death. Then revives you and makes you swallow your SSB N64 cartridge and force you to choke to death."

but gg i dont have a ff8 necklace. Nice try Colt