Kill the person above you

[Zylos]

Animal activist's comes to your house, sues you for all your money, and you die of starvation on the streets.

[robot797]

me still a zomy and send my zomby dog after you to get you

(not many imadgenagion these days)

[Zylos]

Duck tapes ^ and your zombie doggy onto Disney's "It's a Small World" boat ride, where you die from listening to "It's a small world after all!" too many times.

[robot797]

you ducktaped mu ears suth so i can stand up when the tape is worn off and then i kill you with the brown note

[Grafikal]

i totally suicide bomb ^ like will smith in I AM LEGEND

[robot797]

i kill the ledgent by putting a bullit trough its head

[Zylos]

Puts /\ on a spelling bee that throws you into a pit of spikes if you misspell a word.

[robot797]

i am a zomby the stings still dont hurt me

i kill you by making you a zomby

[Grafikal]

i give the antidote to zombies, but the side effect is actual death.

[Zylos]

Quickly reads through the Resident Evil Guidebook, finds a non-lethal antidote before Grafikal does, injects it into my own body, then applies a gameshark code to automatically kill all the zombies.

With ten seconds to spare, I quickly escape from the mansion/city/island/base before it explodes.

[robot797]

i cheat so there will be no dy on my side and i kill you still

[Zylos]

I blow up the world to rid us of the zombie infestation, and demand that zombies cease to exist on this thread for at least one day.

[The Masked Loser]

I type this after ^ blew up the world along with me, and do to how much that doesn't make sence all of existance could not stand it anymore and everything just ended leaving nothing more than and endless nothing of white...

[robot797]

i was on the moon when you tryd to kill me

i kill you by killing your dog vish thing under the sea what ly's in your brain i think

[droginator]

I take the first shuttle to the moon and stab ^ for using extremely bad grammar.

[robot797]

o now the radiation and the stabbing kiled the zomby

now i am a gosht

i haut you to dead

[droginator]

Oh no! The evil bad grammar zombie is attacking! I throw a frag grenade into ^'s mouth and explode ^'s head.

[Dertt]

I feed ^ to a flock of hobos.

[Lavata]

I throw ^ in a bath of boiling tar!

[Zylos]

Ties ^ to a heavy weight and throws ^ into nearest river.

[Dertt]

I put a chloroform rag over ^'s face, drive him to Mexico, and put him in a Liometopum ant nest.

[droginator]

Grabs ^ and throws ^ into a flock of genetically-engineered, rabid, 7 ft. tall barn owls.

[robot797]

i cook you in a friing pan

[Zeldrak]

i kill you. lol

[Zylos]

I kill you with lack of imagination.