Kill the person above you

i punch u so many times in the face with ur own face then blows ^ up with spartan laser from halo3... i have killer aim online on halo 3

stab /\ in the jugular...


a lot...

Defeats ^ in a duel with my "superior" sword skills.

< calls forth the power of ARL! and wins!....at everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




then i stab /\ in the jugular too, but less times, and yet just enough to do the job right.

Takes a signed photograph of ARL and tosses it of the nearest cliff with /\ chasing after it like a desperate fanboy.

BAH! MY EFFIN WEAKNESS! ...

however, like batman i have a gun that shoots a hook and i pull myself up, only to have enough time watching you laugh and i get to throw a rock at you. you fall off too. then me of course, cause the effin picture is still at the bottom and i really really need to go and get that before it gets ruined.

i'm cutting /\'s throat,shitting in /\'s body ,spitting on /\'s face and running away. LOL ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
big lack of imagination.

eww you just shit in my throat and spit on me... hahahaha.

well now, i'll just have to throw you into some wet cement. Of course i'll let you alive and all, and you'll be standing. feel free to sit as your feet are stuck there. i'll go and capture a few little kids and starve them for a couple days. then bribe the little kids with m&ms and snicker bars to beat you with bats until your early demise. then i'll withhold the candy and put an m&m in each of your wounds and melt the snicker's bar over your body and have them eat you still partially alive.

o rly? i'll tie you on a chair and let you watch the whole serie of celine dion's mom cooking class. NOTHING BEATS THAT,TRUST ME LOLL

o? i didn't know she cooked. i may indeed like watching food be prepared. i do enjoy a tease every now and then. i'll just eat a lot until i'm fat and bust the ropes around me then sit on you and crush your body with my immense lardy ass

dooooooooood! noess!! your tied =,( you can't eat and no one can feed you,and it's not raining food and your not kirby aka swallow ''too much''

i might not be kirby, but i'm a vacuum. i eat jussssssst the right amount. lol then i stab you again

lmfao FINE!!!!111 i'll let you win this time,I lack of imagination.
no wait.

-MIRROR!
-MY DAD IS STRONGER THAN YOURS XD
-YOU'RE DEAD OR I STOP PLAYING!

i the zomby return and i dance you to death

All of RMRK joins together to destroy the bad grammar zombie.

All of RMRK joins together to destroy the bad grammar zombie.

I sex zylos to death. Then I eat his heart.

My girlfriend finds my dead body and hires Dr. Salvador to cut your head off with a chainsaw.

My girlfriend finds my dead body and hires Dr. Salvador to cut your head off with a chainsaw.

I push the action buttons and dodge it. I pull out my samurai edge and put a bullet into his head. Walking carefully, I get down on my knees and pull off his mask, it's YOU as a zombie... or something, I'm bored. >_>

i suck your brains out

i'll force you drink a NICE beer!!

Spoiler for:

you have to drink THE bottle. AND what's inside,of course.

I fart in your general direction, with a match under my tail.

I stab you with my 40 foot phallus.

I chop off phallus and you die of pain.

I love you.

I turn ^'s face inside out. Inside out faces look funny.