Kill the person above you

my  eats your  that eats my  and then it eats you

my  EATS EVERYONE ONE ABOVE ME!! RAWR RAWR  RAWR  RAWR RAWR RAWR!!!!!!!


[ approves this message.]

Gives ^ a Swift back-hander and knocks his head off!

"Get With it Man!!"

*cries from bitchslap so hard i flood the world drowning ^

i kill you by wtf

that made no sense but i'll accept my fate.

then i kill ^ by using the rifle in his own avatar.

i kill the killer's killer killer with a killer

that took me a while to figure out what you said.


kills ^ by smacking his head off with my penisv

i kill you by cutting off your penis

I tell the police ^ is using MySpace to attract and molest small children and then kill their parents, so they shoot you.

I punch an orphan for you cause I'm a wizard and magically swap positions with ^ before ^ does all that. I didn't kill you... You did.

That did not kill me... ok mabey it did

i console ^'s pain and pat ^ on the back gently, but since i'm actually arnold swartzaneggar [sp?], my gently is actually punching a hole thru ^ back so ^ dies.

arnold swartzaneggar [sp?]

really...who cares how you spell that anyway...

< calls up Arnold schwarzenegger who comes and kills you for spelling his name wrong!

I use my battle cry to summon billions of ninjas who kill ^ by throwing kittens at you!

i let a headbanging mario bang your head in

hijack ^ tank and shoot you

< Takes last 83 pages of horrible ways to die, crumbles it into ball, and throws at ^.

^^Wrap you in barbed wire, then violently push you out a 5 story building window and watch you plummet, then when you hit the ground I throw halves of lemons at your open wounds and you inevitably and actually die from being run over by the fat kid bus screaming down the road. The End 

twice

I come back as a ghost and haunt you until you commit suicide.

i haunt ^'s ghost until his ghost commits suicide.

i call the ghost busters! BAHAHAHA

While in Ghost Buster's captivity, I summon the Staypuff Marshmellow Man to eat you.

I start a war between the retarded Naruto and One Piece fanboys/fangirls and then I place ^ between all of them.

(nice lol)


i use a cattle prod and prod shapes of penises all over your body. [it doesn't actually kill you but it humilates you so much that you commit suicide from social exile]

Release a butterfly whose wingbeats cause a tornado via butterfly effect and rips ^ apart.

*drops vending machine on ^