Kill the person above you

let  eat you

my  eats ur  before he eats me and then i nuke you too

Pushes ^ down a million step staircase covered in broken glass soaked in lemon juice, and while you are tumbling down, oil is being sprinkled all over your body, and half way through the staircase, you are caught on fire.  Then, after going down the whole staircase, you land in a tank full of urine, as chum is dumped all over you're bloody mess of a body, as sharks are released into the tank.  If are still alive, I take a chain saw and chop off your head.  Then I scream to the heavens, "I think tacos are tasty and if you disagree I'll punch an orphan!"

I punch an orphan for you cause I'm a wizard and magically swap positions with ^ before ^ does all that. I didn't kill you... You did.

my  eats your  that eats my  and then it eats you

my  EATS EVERYONE ONE ABOVE ME!! RAWR RAWR  RAWR  RAWR RAWR RAWR!!!!!!!


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Gives ^ a Swift back-hander and knocks his head off!

"Get With it Man!!"

*cries from bitchslap so hard i flood the world drowning ^

i kill you by wtf

that made no sense but i'll accept my fate.

then i kill ^ by using the rifle in his own avatar.

i kill the killer's killer killer with a killer

that took me a while to figure out what you said.


kills ^ by smacking his head off with my penisv

i kill you by cutting off your penis

I tell the police ^ is using MySpace to attract and molest small children and then kill their parents, so they shoot you.

I punch an orphan for you cause I'm a wizard and magically swap positions with ^ before ^ does all that. I didn't kill you... You did.

That did not kill me... ok mabey it did

i console ^'s pain and pat ^ on the back gently, but since i'm actually arnold swartzaneggar [sp?], my gently is actually punching a hole thru ^ back so ^ dies.

arnold swartzaneggar [sp?]

really...who cares how you spell that anyway...

< calls up Arnold schwarzenegger who comes and kills you for spelling his name wrong!

I use my battle cry to summon billions of ninjas who kill ^ by throwing kittens at you!

i let a headbanging mario bang your head in

hijack ^ tank and shoot you

< Takes last 83 pages of horrible ways to die, crumbles it into ball, and throws at ^.

^^Wrap you in barbed wire, then violently push you out a 5 story building window and watch you plummet, then when you hit the ground I throw halves of lemons at your open wounds and you inevitably and actually die from being run over by the fat kid bus screaming down the road. The End 

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I come back as a ghost and haunt you until you commit suicide.

i haunt ^'s ghost until his ghost commits suicide.

i call the ghost busters! BAHAHAHA

While in Ghost Buster's captivity, I summon the Staypuff Marshmellow Man to eat you.