Kill the person above you

SOOPER POKE/\

let /\ laugh to death

Throws A barrel to ^

let ,ario kill you becaus he tinks that you are donkey kong (barrels trowing)

^ Died after cumming wrong.

I piss off God and I barely dodge his lightning bolt, catching ^ in the crossfire

dont fool with god pleas i kill you on the evelist way ..... i forgot wat it was

o well i kill you with a hammer

Appears in front of /\ and crouches down, then he jumps up and throws an uppercut at /\'s chin. It connects and sends /\'s head flying in the air.

K.
O.
!

^Flies into the moon.

/\ flys into the sun

Grabs a mutated cat and throws it at ^

gouges eyes of ^

super kamicazie watermelon

I gave a shrink potion ^ and then I stomp to death.

^^Wrap you in barbed wire, then violently push you out a 5 story building window and watch you plummet, then when you hit the ground I throw halves of lemons at your open wounds and you inevitably and actually die from being run over by the fat kid bus screaming down the road. The End 

Grabs and mircophone and starts singing, blowing up ^'s head

^^ slept with your mother before you were born therefore creating you and a paradox and therefore exploding your mind cause you can't comprehend my logic

i kill your father

Kills you with a stick.

"Stick!Stick Sticky^^

Stabs ^ in the back. Twice.

^nuke















twice...

let  eat you

my  eats ur  before he eats me and then i nuke you too

Pushes ^ down a million step staircase covered in broken glass soaked in lemon juice, and while you are tumbling down, oil is being sprinkled all over your body, and half way through the staircase, you are caught on fire.  Then, after going down the whole staircase, you land in a tank full of urine, as chum is dumped all over you're bloody mess of a body, as sharks are released into the tank.  If are still alive, I take a chain saw and chop off your head.  Then I scream to the heavens, "I think tacos are tasty and if you disagree I'll punch an orphan!"

I punch an orphan for you cause I'm a wizard and magically swap positions with ^ before ^ does all that. I didn't kill you... You did.