King of the Hill

[Blue]

*Apocalyptic explosion*
You guys die and I climb back up the hill.

[Cascading Dragon]

Blue, you failed. We were already dead.

*Some kid wishes apon a star for a little kitten, but I popped out of the ground instead, which gave the kid a heart attack. Then I go up hill and claw out Blue's eyes and pus Blue down hill

[IAMFORTE]

....... You can have the hill for now, but in 5 years i will be reborn again anew in an unholy demon cult ritual..
soooooo
fast forward time five years ahead

[Cascading Dragon]

Lets not and say we did.
*sets mines around hill

[Blue]

I'm undead I don't need eyes. Gets super powers and flies over the mines onto the top of the hill.

[Cascading Dragon]

*grabs Blue as Blue flies and stickies a mine to Blue's back
=D

[IAMFORTE]

Waits for five years to pass, to occupy time, hurls lightning bolts at blue and redyugi.

[Blue]

Moves at the speed of light and dodges lightning. Kills everyone with a stick and becomes king.

[Cascading Dragon]

CURSEDED STICK!!!!
*Uses Phoniex Down and then burns stick. Uses Limit Break to kill everyone

[Blue]

Get's Chocobo and gets it to kill the king. I win.

[Cascading Dragon]

*Gets booted out of hell for some very not nice words. Finds Blue, kills Blue, and then puts on best armor money can buy

[IAMFORTE]

armor always has that one weak spot, finds weak spot and inserts dynamite, clubs redyugi over head so they can't wake up. watches as he is blown to bits.

[Cascading Dragon]

armor always has that one weak spot, finds weak spot and inserts dynamite, clubs redyugi over head so they can't wake up. watches as he is blown to bits.

"they"?

*reawakens as Spawn, and kicks every one's ass*

[ssbbfan4]

I WIN.

It aint That easy mister!

[strike]

No, you see, it is that easy. Arrow did, in fact, win this thread. You all lost.

[Cascading Dragon]

No
Just no

[Kathryn]

Yes, man yes!

[Cascading Dragon]

Spawn says no. Spawn kicks ass. Therefor...no

[Kathryn]

Are you too cool for e's?

See, here what happens: I alert the grammar nazis to that horrid mistake you made there. I am next in line for the throne.

I am King.

[Cascading Dragon]

I alert the spelling Nazis for your mistake of the word, "grammar".
Therefore, I regain my throne.

[Kathryn]

I got off easy due to good behavior.

I came back, and since you didn't account for me being only half as bruised and broken as I turned out, I managed to get my way through any elaborate systems you may have set up to stop me. I drugged your afternoon tea and after the drug took it's effect I threw you down the hill.

Well, I dropped you and set you in motion downhill by kicking you.

Either way, I am king.

[Cascading Dragon]

I don't drink tea...

*climbs back up hill, like a ninja, and assassinates kitkatkan

[Kathryn]

Like any good leader, I make robot copies of myself on a regular basis. The slitting of original me's throat activated a signal that sent Kitkatkanbot serial number 000001 into action. Kitkatkanbot has The Matrix-like karate/reflex skills and outdid you in an instant. After disposing of your battered body through flame Kitkatkanbot took the throne.

Since Kitkatkanbot is for all intents and purposes, me, I am now king.

[Cascading Dragon]

*Kills kitkatkan due to a paradox which would require a 5 page discussion to describe.

[Kathryn]

Do it properly