King of the Hill

EvilM00s uses the power of catnip to lure redyugi from the hill.

*bloodless coup, hail the new king*

Comes back and beats the crud out of EvilMOOs. Breaks him in half and throws him down the hill. Another bloodless coup....mainly because EvilMOOs is a pinata

*all the brutes from mybrute.com come swarming, beating up redyugi*


I GOT KING'D

*pushes the former king who died of old age out of the way and takes his place on the throne as the king* ^^

*realizes he isn't king anymore, and hasn't been for a while, and goes into a muderous rampage, killing Zylos easily.*

*Does a little dance on redyugi's face*

I'm so happy to see you under my hooves again, little buddy!

@MOOs, thanks for the nomination, although I think when voting starts, you are gonna win Best Newbie. lol

*pulls myself out of the ground, breaks EvilMOOs in half, and eats the candy inside*
King-age

*hands redyugi the world resting on my shoulders*
*world crushes redyugi*
*I lightly take over the hill, thus becoming king*

Hey red, thanks!

*Rolls the world off of redyugi to retreive candy*
*World rolls in a random direction*
Oh, crap! Sorry, graf, that's gotta be heavy!

Um, I guess I'll just take that crown untill you feel better...

*Sucker punches grafikal for crushing me, then using awesome ninja skills, steals the crown from EvilMOOs and pushes him down the hill*

*calls over someone reaaaaaaaaaally fat to sit on the former king, and places a dented crown on himself*

*fat person farts, rocketing off into space. As the smell reaches Zylos, he dies from the stench. Redyugi pops up out of the ground, with nose plugs in.*

King-age

M33s are immune to farts. Hey, redyugi! Let's play a game called

*STOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMP!*

Kinginginging!

Runefreak summons killing EvilM00s

King.

I place a impenetrable force field(and no you cannot dig under it because it goes all the way through earth) after i climb up the hill after headshotting  KaDourkey and casting invincibility on me and then casting death on the monster.

*erases the former king using a magic pencil* ^^

...you gotta be kiddin' me.....

*plays opera music so loud that the former kings head explodes leaving blood on my clothes as a souvenir*

*I AM THE KING*

yea a dead one you didn't survive either due to the proximity of the music creating machine

*Walks up and wonders what happend to all the people and sits atop the hill to ponder*

While You wonder what happened to everyone, My auto life spell that i secretly casted goes off and then I cast invincibility and protect from magic pencil(That ain't happin' again!) and then headshot the last king. then i summon a wraith and have him cast devil's touch on all the dead body's.  to make sure they are dead.

As a result of your previous actions, the grim reaper is pissed. Just this once he decides to cheat a little and dead'ds you too.

After a thousand long years, everyone ever reincarnates except for our dear ssbbfan. I was on the hill first. I am king.

EDIT: invincible sword versus invincible sheild = normal sword versus normal shield. And the grim reaper's wrath is just a little bit more awesome than your invincible shield, my dear

Psh. I defy logic every day.

 *kicks the former king/queen in the butt and down the water slide* ^^

I call on Zeus to use thunder on all that are alive and were revived by death. I also assassinate death with the help of all of the main characters of the gta series. I payed them 50 grand for this. and since i killed death, I trapped all of you in the underworld. I  own the hill
FOREVER!!!!!!!!! :evil:

I WIN.

*turns off the TV*


I win. ^^ *crowns himself with the crown from Final Fantasy*