King of the Hill

Cascading Dragon · February 07, 2010, 01:51:05 AM

Ik. Ik....just tired today.

*Summons Sonic to destroy all the robots, then kills kitkatkan with a sniper rifle

Zylos · February 07, 2010, 05:22:54 AM

I toss all of you through the effing time warp and win.

Done.

Cascading Dragon · February 07, 2010, 03:05:18 PM

Damn time warp.

*Ends up in the 60s. Plots for Zylos' downfall in 50 years

ssbbfan4 · February 20, 2010, 03:13:05 PM

I pull out a chainsaw and cut off zylos's head and splatter a lot of blood everywhere.

Cascading Dragon · February 20, 2010, 03:45:17 PM

*Summons Jason (Friday the 13th for you younger yolk), Jason kills ssbfan4, then I drown Jason

King-age

ssbbfan4 · February 21, 2010, 06:12:03 PM

Tons of Ganados and El gigante rush into the area and brutally murders everything but me.

EvilM00s · March 28, 2010, 06:20:23 PM

*STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP*

Oh, wait, I missed redyugi by one post! DAMMIT!

Oh well, may as well sit on this here throne...

Cascading Dragon · March 28, 2010, 06:48:36 PM

@EvilMOOs, where have you been?

Using heat-seeking missile, blows up EvilMOOs.

*king-age*

EvilM00s · March 28, 2010, 10:58:34 PM

Busy, dude, busy. And kudos for getting me first! Okay, now...

EvilM00s parts fall on redyugi and, in classic corny manga style, engulf redyugi with M00s essence!
EvilM00s is reborn with redyugi in his colon!

*kingage*

Cascading Dragon · March 29, 2010, 12:02:49 AM

Chews through EvilMOOs body and then throws up him up into the bottomless pit next to the hill

Arrow · June 03, 2010, 08:04:12 AM

Zylos · June 03, 2010, 03:44:42 PM

*shows Arrow porn that causes his mind to explode, and sits on his dead corpse*

Cascading Dragon · June 03, 2010, 07:48:49 PM

Lights fire to Arrow's corpse, igniting Zylos as well, for Zylos is sitting on Arrow

Arrow · June 04, 2010, 10:08:42 AM

* Arrow-1 grabs Redyugi by the ankle, swinging him through the air and headfirst into a series of concrete blocks. Once thoroughly bashed nine or twenty times, proceeds to bury him within the blocks.

Ruzu · June 04, 2010, 09:27:26 PM

*Kills you as you are burying Redyugi, with a SawedOff Shotgun to the back of your head, then buries both of you and laughs maniaclly*

Zylos · June 06, 2010, 12:38:32 AM

*katana blow to the stomach*

Blue · October 13, 2010, 12:24:03 PM

I eat you slowly, starting with the brain so that I can absorb your memories

WeirdGameMaker · October 24, 2010, 06:38:20 PM

kills you by embarasing you so much that you suicide your self

Cascading Dragon · October 24, 2010, 07:29:47 PM

Decapitates you because of your horrible grammar skills, and your incoherent sentence.

Blue · October 25, 2010, 01:18:33 AM

I destroy dream land, giving you nothing to live for (you kill yourself)
I am king

EvilM00s · October 25, 2010, 07:31:23 PM

Uses the most powerful weapon known to man or demon- THE HORSE WEINER!!!!!

You die from fright alone!

Overlord. Overlord! OVERLORD!!

Ruzu · October 25, 2010, 09:30:13 PM

*Calls your mother who drags you home kicking and sreaming, the embrassment causes you to kill yourself.

EvilM00s · October 28, 2010, 05:30:15 PM

My mom annihilates everyone with her incessant griping!

My mom is king of the hill.

Someone do something, quick!

Blue · November 01, 2010, 10:32:01 AM

my home cooking is so bad it scares her away. I am king.

Ruzu · November 01, 2010, 02:10:26 PM

I eat your home cooking with no negative effects causing you to gasp and vomit on yourself. You go home to get a new and clean clothing. I am king of the hill.