King of the Hill

[Arrow]

*glare*
*shakes fist*
*tells you hwat*

[Blue]

plays caramelldansen until your head blows up.
Becomes king and creates a barrier of lights that blocks everything real and imaginary.
types in invincibility cheat. 

[Jek]

Updates game...
Cheat stopped working.
Now Im the king!

[Blue]

Summons hordes of undead minions from the underworld*
"Die puny n00b!"(jks)says Blue
The horde of deceased fluffy bunnies tramples Jek to death.

Not only king, but LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD!!!
YAY!!!!

[Zylos]

I tell the former king to figure out what WOW spells backwards and as a result cause permanent brain damage, making him ineligible to be king of the hill. Thus, I am now the king. For a short while. <.<

[Blue]

The brain damaged former king preforms an satanic ritual to make him undead. Kills Zylos. Becomes king once again. :]

[IAMFORTE]

Blows up hill using super awesome giant lazer thingy
FIRE MAH LAZERS!!!!!!
no more hill : D

[Blue]

Rebuilds hill on top of IAMFORTE. King once again

[IAMFORTE]

O_O OH NOES
......
fires cold beam at blue, hopefully freezing him, pushes frozen body off the hil into lava pit : D

[Blue]

The ice protects me from lava and instead turns into steam making me fly off and knock you off the hill. :]

[Cascading Dragon]

*Digs under ice and rips your thoart out

I is back! Kingz me! haha.

[Blue]

Seeing that I'm undead, I don't need a throat so I hobble my way back up the hill and tear your eardrums out. Then, I crack open your skull and force youto eat your brains. While you're doing that I push you off the hill.....

:]

[Cascading Dragon]

I must have missed alot....hmm.

*gets revived by Ash, then kills the pokeman loser. Finds gernade laucher and blows Blue up.

Kingz

[IAMFORTE]

Snipes ^ with Barret 50cal. from several kilometers away
*waits and does not go to get hill*

[Cascading Dragon]

Damn metal between the eyes....
*Digs a hole from hell, drags IAMFORTE into the hole, then gets to work reviving body.*

[IAMFORTE]

but im not on the hill : O
fine, puts salt on redyugis body so it can be resurected...
signs a deal with devil trading blues first born child and his own life to ressurect as a semi immortal demigod with bat wings : D

[Blue]

The devil decides that the sacrifice is too awesome and lets me off.
Uses the "Unimmortalfyer" on IAMFORTE and kills him with a booger.

[Cascading Dragon]

*Uses a mallet to bash Blue like Kirby does*

[IAMFORTE]

uses an axe to lop off redyugi's head

[Cascading Dragon]

*floating head (Wonderland cat style) eats FORTE

[IAMFORTE]

NOES...
tears his way out of stomach

[Cascading Dragon]

*Floating head doesn't care about body and keeps hill

[IAMFORTE]

right... now that im alive and not eaten....... Shoots head in both eyes, deadliest warrior style
Head can see where its going and impales itself upon a tree, I go to take hill

[Cascading Dragon]

*possesses tree like an evil spirit and uproots tree. Walks over and stomps on FORTE

[IAMFORTE]

.....
*casts inferno and burns tree and spirit and everything else to ashes (including himself)*
The hill is now unclaimed