King of the Hill

EvilM00s takes a big candy dump on redyugi's fluffy body, smothering him in smarties and tootsie rolls. King  ing ing ing ing!

"I'm THE pinata, Chuck!"

I'm going to perform extremely complicated manuevers and strategies to claim the cr- oh, screw it.

*punches EvilM00s in the face and takes the crown from him*

I'd love to become king and everything, but the king of the hill has the tendency to become severely injured or dead.

*walks away*

Spoiler for:

*runs back toward Zylos and stabs him in the back*

SNEAK ATTACK

Plays the Gummy Bear song until Irock kills himself to get away from the evil music.

King-age

I  don't mean to pick  on  you all the time, red. Let's have a  glass of lemonade and talk about....

Arsenic.

What  a lovely cushion you make,  redyugi!

Ghost spirit of Redyugi comes and scares EvilMOOs far away.
Then goes back into the body and claims hill

*twenty Boeing 747s crash with full fuel tanks into redyugi and explode*
*claims hill*

EvilM00s leads the Dep't of Homeland securtiy to Kirby. They promptly arrest him and send him to Guantanamo Bay for "humane" interrogation.

I hope you're thirsty!!

EvilM00s uses an intact plane seat as his new throne.

Pulls himself out of wreckage, and shudders at horror of being buried alive.
Then stuffs EvilMOOs in a box and buries him alive.  *Evil laugh*

King-age

*pushes Redyugi off the hill and into a barrel of Nouman's explosives*

RMRK is still going downhill.

Explosion puts me into the river. Climbing out, hating Zylos for putting me in river. Goes up hill and kills murderous named Zylos. Then claims hill. Also makes pelt out of wolf

*STOMP* He's *STOMP* a *STOMP* fox *STOMP* dammit! *STOMP STOMP STOMP*

*wipes redness off hind hoof*

The king must know his furries.

Really? Ok. Sorry Zylos.

Huge meteor crashes into EvilMOOs before rolling into the ocean.
Redyugi wakes up from unconsciousness, wipes himself clean, and claims hill....again 

EvilM00s climbs out of the ocean and sticks a bunch of wet candy to redyugi's fur. The nearby children mistake HIM for the pinata.

Oooo! That may leave a mark....

King.

*after beating redyugi, they see another pinata on the hill, which happened to be EvilM00s*
*they beat him into pieces*
*KINGAGE*

Wakes up, and goes and washes blood off fur. Then goes up to Kirby, yawns, and plops down on Kirby's head. Then poops all over Kirby's face. Kirby runs to the river, where a sniper was waiting and took Kirby out

Lazer Kirby ate the bullet and spit it out, killing the sniper dude.

Calls in Nouman to blow up redyugi

Records the video, and sends it to Adam Savage.
*kingage*

*kicks Lazer Kirby in th---..I'd rather not continue that sentence*

Hits KaDourkey when Redyugi comes flying back down to Earth form the explosion. KaDourkey rolls down the hill.

King

redyugi s and then a  comes to crush him.

*kingage*

Blue dinosaur accidently kicks Kirby and sends him flying.
Redyugi calls sniper and sniper shoots and kills dinosaur

 
grrrr ima mean mexican...... imma kill u

*watches as redyugi is murdered by the mean mexican*
*kingage*

Angry animal lovers kill Mexican. They then revive Redyugi, and Redyugi goes and puts leash on Kirby's tiger. Then hands it to the animal lovers and watches Kirby has to follow the animal lovers to get his tiger back

King-age

 

OMG FINAL BOSS!!!!!!!!!

DID 4859243763942685839 DAMAGE TO REDYUGI!!!!!

REDYUGI HAS DIED!!!!!


LAZER KIRBY ATTACKS!!!!

DID 7243915936581 DAMAGE TO FINEL BOZZ!!!

FINEL BOZZ FAINTED LOL OMG


*kingage*

Flying phoenix passes by and revives Redyugi. Redyugi then pulls out rocket lancher, and blows up Kirby