King of the Hill

EvilM00s · September 29, 2009, 11:55:42 PM

EvilM00s takes a big candy dump on redyugi's fluffy body, smothering him in smarties and tootsie rolls. King ing ing ing ing!

"I'm THE pinata, Chuck!"

Zylos · September 30, 2009, 12:20:04 AM

I'm going to perform extremely complicated manuevers and strategies to claim the cr- oh, screw it.

*punches EvilM00s in the face and takes the crown from him*

Irock · September 30, 2009, 12:28:23 AM

I'd love to become king and everything, but the king of the hill has the tendency to become severely injured or dead.

*walks away*

[spoiler]*runs back toward Zylos and stabs him in the back*

SNEAK ATTACK[/spoiler]

Cascading Dragon · September 30, 2009, 01:36:05 AM

Plays the Gummy Bear song until Irock kills himself to get away from the evil music.

King-age

EvilM00s · September 30, 2009, 02:23:50 AM

I don't mean to pick on you all the time, red. Let's have a glass of lemonade and talk about....

Arsenic.

What a lovely cushion you make, redyugi!

Cascading Dragon · September 30, 2009, 03:06:33 AM

Ghost spirit of Redyugi comes and scares EvilMOOs far away.
Then goes back into the body and claims hill

Lazer Ki · September 30, 2009, 09:34:22 PM

*twenty Boeing 747s crash with full fuel tanks into redyugi and explode*
*claims hill*

EvilM00s · October 01, 2009, 01:22:46 AM

EvilM00s leads the Dep't of Homeland securtiy to Kirby. They promptly arrest him and send him to Guantanamo Bay for "humane" interrogation.

I hope you're thirsty!!

EvilM00s uses an intact plane seat as his new throne.

Cascading Dragon · October 01, 2009, 02:20:11 AM

Pulls himself out of wreckage, and shudders at horror of being buried alive.
Then stuffs EvilMOOs in a box and buries him alive. *Evil laugh*

King-age

Zylos · October 01, 2009, 04:06:14 AM

*pushes Redyugi off the hill and into a barrel of Nouman's explosives*

RMRK is still going downhill.

Cascading Dragon · October 01, 2009, 08:40:23 PM

Explosion puts me into the river. Climbing out, hating Zylos for putting me in river. Goes up hill and kills murderous

named Zylos. Then claims hill. Also makes pelt out of wolf

EvilM00s · October 02, 2009, 01:31:19 AM

*STOMP* He's *STOMP* a *STOMP* fox *STOMP* dammit! *STOMP STOMP STOMP*

*wipes redness off hind hoof*

The king must know his furries.

Cascading Dragon · October 02, 2009, 02:25:53 AM

Really? Ok. Sorry Zylos.

Huge meteor crashes into EvilMOOs before rolling into the ocean.
Redyugi wakes up from unconsciousness, wipes himself clean, and claims hill....again

EvilM00s · October 02, 2009, 02:49:30 AM

EvilM00s climbs out of the ocean and sticks a bunch of wet candy to redyugi's fur. The nearby children mistake HIM for the pinata.

Oooo! That may leave a mark....

King.

Lazer Ki · October 02, 2009, 07:17:00 PM

*after beating redyugi, they see another pinata on the hill, which happened to be EvilM00s*
*they beat him into pieces*
*KINGAGE*

Cascading Dragon · October 02, 2009, 08:14:12 PM

Wakes up, and goes and washes blood off fur. Then goes up to Kirby, yawns, and plops down on Kirby's head. Then poops all over Kirby's face. Kirby runs to the river, where a sniper was waiting and took Kirby out

Lazer Ki · October 02, 2009, 11:29:56 PM

Lazer Kirby ate the bullet and spit it out, killing the sniper dude.

Calls in Nouman to blow up redyugi

Records the video, and sends it to Adam Savage.
*kingage*

KaDourkey · October 03, 2009, 04:30:54 PM

*kicks Lazer Kirby in th---..I'd rather not continue that sentence*

Cascading Dragon · October 03, 2009, 04:33:23 PM

Hits KaDourkey when Redyugi comes flying back down to Earth form the explosion. KaDourkey rolls down the hill.

King

Lazer Ki · October 03, 2009, 05:13:48 PM

redyugi

s and then a

comes to crush him.

*kingage*

Cascading Dragon · October 03, 2009, 06:30:50 PM

Blue dinosaur accidently kicks Kirby and sends him flying.
Redyugi calls sniper and sniper shoots and kills dinosaur

Lazer Ki · October 04, 2009, 02:20:42 PM

grrrr ima mean mexican...... imma kill u

*watches as redyugi is murdered by the mean mexican*
*kingage*

Cascading Dragon · October 04, 2009, 03:15:37 PM

Angry animal lovers kill Mexican. They then revive Redyugi, and Redyugi goes and puts leash on Kirby's tiger. Then hands it to the animal lovers and watches Kirby has to follow the animal lovers to get his tiger back

King-age

Lazer Ki · October 05, 2009, 08:28:59 PM

OMG FINAL BOSS!!!!!!!!!

DID 4859243763942685839 DAMAGE TO REDYUGI!!!!!

REDYUGI HAS DIED!!!!!

LAZER KIRBY ATTACKS!!!!

DID 7243915936581 DAMAGE TO FINEL BOZZ!!!

FINEL BOZZ FAINTED LOL OMG

*kingage*

Cascading Dragon · October 05, 2009, 08:43:59 PM

Flying phoenix passes by and revives Redyugi. Redyugi then pulls out rocket lancher, and blows up Kirby