King of the Hill

*walks to the top of the hill*


*throws an evil bundle of willow, aspen twigs, horsetail, sedges, roots, pond weeds, and grass to the bottom of the hill*


*EvilM00s chases feed*
*Starts playing *

*uses clone robot to follow the time warp space continuum flux in space and calculates location*
*enters the rip in space and teleports to true location of the hill*
*leaves the rip open for other to continue this game*

*somehow claims the hill*

*beats down Lazer Kirby in a robot rage against unoriginal ideas*
*reclaims hill*

*a giant A380 plane crashes will its fuel tank almost full into Kipe and the plane explodes. Lazer Kirby sees a curious hill, and walks up onto the top*

*has hill again*

*HEY I SHOOT LASER BEAMS  IM NOT CALLED LAZER KIRBY FOR NOTHING*

NOM NOM NOM!

Hey Kirby, smell my M00s farts!

Yeah.

*sits atop the  hill*

*whips out a nuclear warhead and is about to set it off when he remembers the rule of no destroying the hill*

Ah, crap.

*bashes the king's crown against EvilM00s head and knocks him out instead, thus becoming the new king*

Hail to the king, baby.

Nick shoots Zylos and makes a fine pelt cape out of him

Nick is king now

EvilM00s, the ASPCA and PETA beat little Nicky into a sticky blob for harming animals!

EvilM00s uses jumper cables and a helium tank and re-combobulates Zylos.

But he keeps the crown!

*slits M00's neck*
*reclaims hill*

*slips a laxative into Kirby's drink and watches him flee the hill in search of a bathroom*

=3

*ties a piece of meat to a string*
*ties other end of string to pole*
*attaches pole to zylos' head*
*watches as he chases the meat away from the hill, or rather just circling the hill*

101       101  101101001   1010010     101    011       101100             
  101   101         01         010   101    100    010     101      100 
     1011            10           11010       101    100          010
       10         010010110   101   010      10110     101       101
                                                                       101     010
                                                                         10100     

EvilM00s  takes  the hill  from  Mr.  G

*transforms into Bomb Kirby*

*blasts the SWAT team*

*cuts the police tape*

*surrounds the hill with bombs*

(Lazer Kirby is out of range of the bombs)

EvilM00s puts a wind-up mouse on the ground.

Lazer Kirby's tiger scampers after it, detonating the bombs!

EvilM00s sits on top of the hill amid a shower of dirt and wind-up mouse parts.

*runs up and punts EvilM00s into space*

Soccer gives you strong legs. :3

*As Zylos goes a soccer game, Lazer Kirby says "Break a leg"*

*Hears screaming that sounded like "ARGGHHH... I BROKE MY LEG!!!!!"

*walks up to the hill since Zylos can't punt with broken legs*

Bare yer fangs at me, will ya?

*M00s kick shatters LK's teef*
*LK runs off looking for a prosthodondist*

EvilM00s is king of the hill with a fang in his h00f!

ow...

*calls in an AC130 gunship that clears the hill of all opposition then walks up it

* ??????? shoots Strike with a sniper rifle in the head, then calls in a helicopter that pulls the hill out of the ground with NAMKCOR on it and flies it away

*parachutes from the AC130 onto the flying hill and shotguns namkcor and rolls his dead body off the hill

*sneaks up behind Strike and pushes him off the hill, waving and saying: "NEXT TIME, TRY NOT KILLING MY BODY DOUBLE"*

fucking dead ringer.

*flys back up with a jetpack picks nam up and lets him loose when not over the hill then lands on the hill

*Uses portal gun to make a portal on a far off mountain, and makes one under Strike's feet, causing him to spawn on a steep mountain, where he falls to his death. I claim the hill.*

*straps Strike's jetpack onto Irock and shoots it to send him off to space Team Rocket style*

I am the king for the next minute. *changes the taxes while he can*