King of the Hill

[Miss Nile]

Love comes and makes redyugi fall in love with a little cute kitten, so he forgets all about being a king and she wins~

[Zylos]

*rolls out Irock's old water slide and let's Love slide down it*

[Cascading Dragon]

Female kitty was actually a whore, so Redyugi dumps the hoe.

Pulls out sniper rifle and shots Zylos.
Walks up the hill and puts on the crown

[Zylos]

*hypnotizes redyugi with his sig and tells him to go to the ends of the earth, where he freezes to death*

Like I said, just wear protection. Like condoms or bullet-proof vests. :3

[Lazer Ki]

*looks at redyugi's avatar*
"The voices are telling me to kill you"

*watches redyugi murder Zylos*
*calls animal control(or whatever it was called) to drag redyugi away*
*king'd*

[Cascading Dragon]

Bites hand off Animal Control person and shots them with my sniper rifle. Cursing the bad luck of running out of bullets, hits Kirby in the back of the hand with the butt of the rifle. Then puts cement blocks on Kirby's feet and throws him in the river.

King!

[EvilM00s]

EvilM00s calls the hill's landlord and asks about the pet policy.

"No  animals native to bathroom windows."

Redyugi is evicted, leaving the hill open for Der King M00s.

[Cascading Dragon]

? Bathroom windows?? .... 

Finds landlord, kills him/her, and the beats up EvilMOOs and throws him off the hill

[EvilM00s]

A whole herd of M33s stampede over the hill!

redyugi disappears in a pink mist!

M00s party on the hill, Re: New King

[Cascading Dragon]

Uses suitcase nuke to kill everyone on hill, then in radition suit, claims the hill

[Redwyn]

*Redyugi's radiation suit suddenly turns in to a stream of white stuff as it disintegrates redyugi, Redwyn forming in place with a crown on his head*

[Miss Nile]

*Love summons a swarm of evil little fairies that attack Redwyn and make him fall off the hill*

Ahh victory~ <3

[Cascading Dragon]

Eats one fairy, so the others run backwards and accidentally knock Love off the hill.

[Lazer Ki]

*calls upon the moon goddess and does PotM's best move - Starfall*
*a star falls and kills redyugi*
*kingage*

[Miss Nile]

*Love climbs up the hill again and with her staff, she knocks Lazer Kirby down the hill*

Oh yes, the beauty of victory.

[Lazer Ki]

*flashes a blinding light that Love is temporarily blind*
*kicks Love in the head*
*kingage*

[Cascading Dragon]

Uses a crane to pull star off him. Then Chuck Norris round house kicks the star straight into Kirby

[Lazer Ki]

*Lazer Kirby stands up again*
*Hill is empty since redyugi never bothered to mention he claimed the hill*
*Claims hill*
That was easy.

[EvilM00s]

IRS agents approach the hill.

"Mr. Kirby, we need to talk about this hill of yours... you seem to have forgotten to claim it on your 10-40A..."

Lazer Kirby is taken into custody!

EvilM00s siezes the opportunity and the hill!

[Cascading Dragon]

Chuck Norris sees EvilMOOs, and thinks EvilMOOs is a pinata and round house kicks EvilMOOs.
Chuck then runs down the hill, following the flying EvilMOOs.

Redyugi claims the hill

[Miss Nile]

Love summons a dragon to fire Chuck Norris to ashes and then takes redyugi off the hill.

Mine, mine, mine~

[Lazer Ki]

 
*claims hill*

[Cascading Dragon]

@Kirby, lmfao. That was teh shit.

Uses nerd powers to summon a light saber and deflects the lazer with it, ala Star Wars style.
Lazer hits Kirby and kills him. Redyugi throws his body into the river, then claims hill

[Lazer Ki]

Ended up Kirby ate the lazer! After all, kirbies eat everything!

That gives me a great idea!

*eats redyugi*

[Cascading Dragon]

Kirby has allergic reaction to Redyugi, and dies a painful, hive-y death.

Redyugi claims hill