King of the Hill

[Irock]

IROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN *shing*

[Lazer Ki]

*GO PIKACHU*

*THUNDERBOLT*

*done*

*kingage*

btw, M00, after I placed the bombs around the hill I said I was out of range of them

[Cascading Dragon]

*Uses invisible powers to sneak up behind Lazer Kirby, steals the crown, and pushes him down the hill*

[EvilM00s]

EvilM00s sits on something small, furry and invisible. Apparently, it was wearing a crown.

Hey, I was looking for that!

King me.

@LK: That's what the wind up mouse was for!

[Cascading Dragon]

Uses furry super power to lift and throw EvilMOOs far away from hill.....then promptly takes a small nap

[Lazer Ki]

*sneaks up behind him and stabs him*
*tosses body down hill*
*creates forcefield around Lazer Kirby*

[Cascading Dragon]

Digs through the hill and underneath Kirby. HAHA! Kirby forget to protect the bottom so Redyugi pops up and uses stun gun to stun Kirby. Then cremates KIrby.

Cats have 9 lives remember?

[strike]

do you have to make a reference to how you are a furry in every fucking post.

[Cascading Dragon]

Wow.....we refer to Kirby's tiger alot, and such....but....way to be an ass. Also, way not to add to the game.

I stay on top of the hill, sitting in a bean bag chair, naked, eating cheetos. 

[Grafikal]

*Transforms myself and other clones into checkers*
*challenges Redyugi to a game of checkers*
*I win*
*All my clones got kinged*

[EvilM00s]

Wow.....we refer to Kirby's tiger alot, and such....but....way to be an ass. Also, way not to add to the game.

I agree.

EvilM00s throws a tantrum and flips the board, grafikal and all his clones off the hill.

Your king is a sore loser at checkers.

[Miss Nile]

Slowly approaches M00s, scream a scream that freaks him that out that he falls off the hill.

Yays.

[Lazer Ki]

*Punches Love in the face*
*Love doesn't love anymore*
*??*
*runs away from the hill*
*nuclear bomb explodes*
*hill is still intact*
*kingage*

[Cascading Dragon]

Radition from nuclear bomb transforms Redyugi into furry version of Hulk
Stomps up to Kirby, picks him and the tiger up, breaks them both in half, then throws them as far as Redyugi can.

KING!

[Zylos]

*watchs redyugi die of radiation poisoning, and becomes king of the hill by wearing a protective suit*

See kids? Just use protection and everything will be a-okay!  

[Grafikal]

I'm a robot, I don't get radioactive poisoning



TIME TO FUCK SHIT UP

[Zylos]

*splashes water onto the mega robot and short curcuits it*

Consider shit fucked up.

[Cascading Dragon]

Damn...7 lives left.

@ grafikal, nice pic! lol

Sneaks up behind Zylos, and bites Zylos' ankle. Then laughs as Zylos runs away screaming. Pulls out rocket launcher and laughs evil-like

[Zylos]

OW! You little ankle-biter! *drop kicks redyugi into space alongside Irock*

[Cascading Dragon]

Waves to Irock, then uses kitty paddle to move through space. We kitties are evil, and as a result, our dark lord makes our lungs produce their own oxygen, so we can spread our evil

*50 years later*

Kills who ever is on the hill and laughs again

EDIT. I think I fucked up the game.....damn it.

[Grafikal]

*still a robot, but 50 years sexier and more dangerous*
*was also allowed time to be repaired*
*spouts nonsense at redyugi until confusion sets in*
*dominates conversation with redyugi*
*mind fucks redyugi*
*hypnotizes him away to another country*
*retakes hill*

[Zylos]

Oh god, I need water to short circuit the robot, but I there's no pool of water nearby!
What am I going to use?! I need some sort of fluidy substance to become the king!

*thinks long and hard about what resources he can use and comes up with a devious plan*

[spoiler=You don't want to know what I used. <_<]I mean that, you really don't want to know. If curiousity is getting the better of you, then just scroll down to find out...






























































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It's started to rain in the time it took you to read this, and Grafikal is short circuited.




















































































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Cheater. You cut right to the end.

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[Cascading Dragon]

Finally unconfused, comes back to hill and pushes Zylos down the hill while he was writing that huge spoiler.

KING...again

[tSwitch]

*puts redyugi into a washing machine, turns it on turbo, and rolls it down the hill*

[Cascading Dragon]

People kill ? for animal cruelty.
They then pat Redyugi dry and place him on top of hill