Have you ever?

Oh my... several times. I used to have a bit of an ager/impulse control issue, and I've always been a big dude. Size+angry=holy walls. When I was dating the girl I married, she'd had some kind of cyst thingy removed from her insides. Her mom got into a screaming match with her, and I was worried about hemmoraging from the exertion. My GF stopped, but her mom kept it up. I open-hand slapped the wall next to her mom's head to puncuate my point, and put a 9"x7" hole in the drywall.

Thus did the screaming stop. Thus did I lean to patch drywall.

Ever been "greeted" by a large, slobbery dog? Like a Mastiff?

yeah first I wasn't looking and then I was coverd in slime

ever had a cat who always had injuries when he healed of his first injury?

Why yes, I have. My cat Sketch was kind of a scrapper, so she was always either injured or recovering.

Ever go fishing and catch something else, like a turtle or a duck?

yes but it was a boot who drops a boot into a pond?

ever got really mad because you couldn't do something?like homework or making something out of wood.

Yes... so... much... rage...

Ever forgotten it was the first of the month then remembered only as someone punched you in the arm.

Can't quite claim to have done that one before. XP

Even CHUGGED A GLASS OF MILK TO SPITE A FRIEND?

NO BUT I KNOW YOU HAVE


Ever stopped to smell the roses and got stung by a bee?

No, but I stopped to look at the roses and got chased by a bee.

I escaped...

Ever sniffed ground pepper to purposely sneeze?

All it did was make my head go boom.

Ever tried to mug an old lady and have her turn into a demon.

Um... no, dude. Have you been eating micro-dots?

Ever ACIDENTALLY take a mind altering drug, or have it "slipped" to you?

No, and I hope it never happens. :S

Ever done something on the spur of the moment, only to realize you made an ass of yourself?

Not really.

Ever threw up after seeing something gross while watching a movie at a local theatre?

No. I only throw up when I'm sick.

Ever found $20 or more (or an equivalent amount of another currency)?

I threw up blood once after drinking a couple beers, hurt like hell too

Ever found $20 or more (or an equivalent amount of another currency)?

Nope. Not what I can think of.

Have you ever laughted so hard while drinking that the liqiud comes out of the noes?

yeah,don't try it with cola...because that hurts!!!

ever ate so much that you almost spew it out?

so many times


have you ever had a gay fantasy about someone you work/go to school with?

(even if youre straight?)

Yes, yes I have.

Have you ever bullied someone to gain status in the eyes of someone else?

Once or twice. It was a bad moment.

Have you ever posted in one of these threads knowing good and well that you haven't thought of what to ask, only to settle with the age-old answer of "fuck it" and post anyway?

Yes.

Have you ever been paranoid enough to suspect that one or two online people you know were actually just a front for someone else you know?

Paranoid, no, but knowing it was, yeah like twice here lol ~ joke accounts lo!

Have you ever wasted a ton of money on an Xmas gift for someone, who in reality didn't need such a thing, but you did it to impress them because you liked them more than they would imagine?

Yes.

Have you ever spilled laundry detergent on the carpet? AIN'T THAT ALL FUN AND A BARREL OF MONKEYS?

No. I think I might've spilled some on myself though.

Ever randomly think about something funny that happened a few days ago and laugh about it in front of people, then have to explain what you were laughing about?

Yes. (  (.)_(.)  )

Have you ever stayed in bed and slept all day while not sick?

Oh HELL yes.  It ROCKS.

Every touch someone inappropriately as a joke, only for it to maaaaaaaassively backfire?