Have you ever?

[Djangonator]

no

Have you ever been so lazy that instead of eating a sandwich you just eat what would've gone inside it out of the container?

[Ruzu]

Can't say that I have.

Have you ever been so lazy that you didn't want to fetch your tv remote but instead was unlazy enough to teach your dog to fetch your remote for you?

[Sophist]

Nope.

Have you ever got so lazy on taking drink cans away from your desk you start stacking them for more room?

[lemonpie]

Yep.

Have you ever thrown up to see whatever you had eaten recently almost undigested?

[DarkGamer]

Wut the hell...(who would do that?)....No!

Have you even been caught by parents with a girl in your room doing naughty stuff?

[SirJackRex]

No.

Have you ever withheld information for you own benefit/gain?

[lemonpie]

Wut the hell...(who would do that?)....No!

Have you even been caught by parents with a girl in your room doing naughty stuff?

No, I didn't mean on purpose

[The Mormegil]

Yes.

Have you ever been in a situation where any effort done by people beside you is attributed to you instead?

[lemonpie]

yes.

Have you ever been part of a finished rpg maker project?

[FireLupine]

Not yet..

Ever went inside a major store (Walmart..ect.) to be mistaken as the wrong person for stealing or worse?

[Blue]

no

Have you ever been blamed for your friends computer breaking because you put your USB in earlier?

[EvilM00s]

No, but a girlfriend of mine one accused me of breaking her... after i put it in... oh, never mind.

Ever get shocked by house current?

[Acolyte]

For a very brief moment when I was five. I stuck a soda tab in an outlet for some reason.

Ever skipped a class thinking nothing would go on that day, and then found out later something important happened (test, quiz, homework due, ect.)?

[Blue]

Totally, a few times

Ever bumped your knee painfully against a wall, then lashed out at the wall without thinking?

[Moss.]

No, but I have bumped my knee cap against the corner of a nightstand. So. Painful.

Ever come down with a cold or a sore throat, and went to the gym and worked out anyway?
[spoiler]It actually makes you feel a lot better, surprisingly enough.[/spoiler]

[Weavile]

Nope.

Have you ever had a gun pointed against you?

[Zylos]

Does a paintball gun count?

Have you ever improvised writing a "have you ever" question?

[EvilM00s]

All the time!

Have you ever eaten something rotten, not realizing it was bad for you untill you swallowed some of it?

[Blue]

yeah that orange was nasty

ever dug out a really old game from your closet then realised your computer can't run it?

[Strak]

Yep. Battlezone, why won't you work for me!?

Ever tried to ask someone out, but someone asks five minutes before you do?

[ShortStar]

Yeah several times, just not always 5 minutes before. I've discovered if your date is before the other one, she'll be a manniquen, because she's too busy thinking about what could be with the other guy. When I've had the later date, the girl has told me she spent a lot of time thinking about me, even when on the other date.

Ever almost die from something? Anything?

[Strak]

Yeah, climbing a waterfall. Not smart.

Ever tried get your friends to call a sex line to see their reaction?

[&&&&&&&&&&&&&]

Yes... kinda. I had a loaded Dragunov pointed at me. He didn't know it was loaded. ;___;
Nearly shat myself when I found out.

Have you ever been so angry at a video game, that you not only threw the controller but the console as well?

EDIT: I was answering this one... strak posted while I was typing... >_>

Ever almost die from something? Anything?

[Weavile]

Yes, but it didn't get damaged at all.

Have you ever in your later years, wet your pants?

[ShortStar]

No, but I've gotten 3 people in my life to wet their pants with laughter. All women.

Have you ever watched all the movies from a franchise? (Aliens, Saw, James Bond, Superman)