Would you rather...?

Roast Ham... Ohh the deliciousness of it is simply calling out to me. 

Would you rather work on a console game of your choice (Prequel/Sequel to an existing game. Cannot be your own game).

Or

Continue working on your own game with RPG maker.

Spoiler for:

You cannot choose both.

Console game, I'd likely make money off of it rather than making a free game for a hobby.

Would you rather, uh, see what's behind door number one or door number two?

Number two. I like even numbers.

Would you rather be able to turn invisible or be able to control time?

Control time. It'd be much more useful.

Would you rather live a long and unfulfilled life, or a short but very satisfying life?

Short but satisfying. I never wanted to be an old fuck anyway.

Would you rather die from as a warrior or as a mage?

I don't understand the question.

Apologies, I screwed up.

Would you rather DIE from a warrior, or DIE from a mage?

Warrior. Stab, bleed, dead. Mages can fuck with you in so many different ways.

Would you rather die as a warrior (and by that I mean in the line of duty or doing something heroic), or warm in your bed? (DP3 can't answer, we already know his opinion.)

As a warrior. A hero of war. Yeah, that's what I'll be.

Friday or My Jeans?

Friday... It's slightly more bearable.

Fire Emblem or Disgaea?

Disgaea, by a mile.

Be they guy in charge or the guy who knows what's going on?
(Assuming they are mutually exclusive)

Fire Emblem or Disgaea?

I can't answer that because I'm not the post after, but for the record Fire Emblem is my favorite game in the whole goddam universe. Thank you.

I'd rather be the "guy" that knows what's going on.

Assuming you disliked your ex, who was a really crazy guy/girl and called you a terribly bad name. Would you rather (in honor of DrSword) defecate on his/her porch or punch them in the face?

No matter how much I've wanted to, I've never been physically able to hit a girl (Goddamn morals) so I guess I would have to defecate the porch.

Fire Emblem is my favorite game in the whole goddam universe. Thank you.

Then I guess you know what I was talking about when I said your avatar looked like someone who was sleeping and waiting for humans (in another thread of course).

Err... Anyway.


Would you rather have the ability to Lucid Dream all the time or Master the ability of REM sleep?
(Meaning - you only need to sleep for two hours a day)

Well, I meditate a lot, and it's very close to lucid dreaming so I'd have to pick the REM thing.

Sorry about using "guy", i meant anyone, male or female.

OKAY... Given the choice, change your race or your gender?

Change my race, I'm sick of being an Argonian, I'd rather be a Dark Elf.

Jks. If I had to pick, I'd change my gender, nothing would really change if I changed my race. But Gender, so many new things to do...
Like shopping for 3 hours straight and actually enjoying it (I've never been able to do that before).

As a mage, which elemental affinity would you rather have?
(Earth, Fire, Water, Wind, Electricity, Ice, Light, Dark)

Uh, I think it's supposed to be a binary choice, but I'll go with it. Water.

(also, gender doesn't really have anything to do with that. I hate shopping )

Would you rather go to jail or go to an asylum?

(also, gender doesn't really have anything to do with that. I hate shopping )

Fine, I can do a duck face and have all the boys tell me how gorgeous I am. 
Can't do that as a guy. 

I'd pick asylum... Simply because my ass wouldn't grow bigger in an asylum AND because I'm flexible enough to get out of a Strait Jacket (I won't be in there for long).

Control Space or Control Time?

Then I guess you know what I was talking about when I said your avatar looked like someone who was sleeping and waiting for humans (in another thread of course).

Are you talking about that hooded guy who changes depending on who he is talking to? I've played a lot of the games, but not 100% of them. And my memory is really fail. I like your Jaffar avatar, though.

Sorry about using "guy", i meant anyone, male or female.

No worries! I was just being silly haha

I'd rather Control Time.

Would you rather be a sumo wrestler or a thug?

Sumo! I'd rather be the bigger individual in a contest of strength. Although, the loincloth is... offputting. Still, more respect, and it's legal.

Wouldja rather be an expert at one thing or a jack-of-all-trades?

Jack-of-all-trades. >Ninja, Mage, Marksman & Healer all in one.
(Actually funny considering one of my games characters is just like this).

Are you talking about that hooded guy who changes depending on who he is talking to? I've played a lot of the games, but not 100% of them. And my memory is really fail.

Damn, I forgot that guys name, I think it was Brandal or something like that.

Nah, I was talking about Asura and Yune from FE10.

I like your Jaffar avatar, though.

Thanks for the compliment, I just used MS paint to add some extra detail.

He looks fairly close to the character in my game, but until I learn how to draw, I'll have to stick with him 


Would you rather a world filled with concrete roads or regular dirt pavements?

Nah, I was talking about Asura and Yune from FE10.

Ohhh Ashera and Yune were my first guess, but I figured it wasn't them because they aren't really waiting on humans. Rather, they are waiting until 1000 years or for a war to wake them up (which they didn't want to happen haha).

Hmmm... dirt is dusty, but much safer if I fall. I'll go with dirt.

Would you rather be naked in public or wear a suit made of thong straps?

Hmm, tough one. I'll go naked, at least I won't look like some fetish freak... although that could be advantageous in some situations.

Rather be sick every once in a while like normal, or get your lifetime's allotment of disease over with in one chunk?

Why not...

If somewhere down the line of diseases that I've to eventually get includes something fatal, I'd definitely rather just be sick like normal (which for me is pretty rare anyway).

Would you rather give someone close bad advice about something, or be given bad advice by someone close?

(came up earlier in a random conversation so I thought I'd share that).

I would rather be given bad advice by someone close. I value being reliable to friends and family. If I didn't give good advice, then I'd feel unreliable. I know it will happen, but I hate it when it does.

Would you rather be an emotional individual (feeling stronger joy and sorrow) or less-emotional (getting over what makes you happy and sad) far too quickly?
I'm one of those, often wishing I was the other. D:

Full is not heavy as empty, not nearly. Give me pain over nothingness; more out of life than less.

Would you rather be a compulsive gambler or a compulsive eater?