Would you rather...?

Here's how the game works.

One member will ask a "Would you rather" question and the next person has to answer it and ask a question of their own.

Here's an example:
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Member 1:

Would you rather accidentally drop your ice cream on someone, or spill soda all over the floor?
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Member 2:

I'd rather drop the ice cream.

Would you rather pee your pants in public, or laugh out loud at your grandmother's funeral?
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Member 3:

I'd rather laugh at the funeral.

Would you rather ________ or ________...?
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Member 4:

I'd rather ________.


And it keeps going on...

The only rule is that you have to choose one of the choices. You can't say "neither" or "both".

I'll go first to give you guys an idea.

Would you rather drink a gallon of milk and then go on a roller coaster, or sit behind someone who drank a gallon of milk on a roller coaster?

drink the milk



would you rather sleep w/ur girlfriends mom or sleep with your x girlfriend's mom. [and now they both have aids and the herpy urplolies]

Ex.

Would you rather hang upside down from the ceiling of a subway tunnel, so that every car in the train smacks your dick on its way past, or watch your dad beat off?

Subway train. I'd rather not have nightmares about my dad...

Would you rather step into a puddle of mud with $300 shoes, or step barefoot into a pile of shit?

Shit. I can wash my feet off.

Would you rather have your balls burned off with fire or acid?

Acid. It would make for a more interesting story when I have to explain how I became a eunuch.

Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex, or have your parents walk in on you having sex?

them walk in on me. haha, my dad would walk out and later start askin me how it was lol

would you rather steal your best friends 60inch plasma tv [by urself and lug it home], or break your only 10inch projection tv?

Plasma tv, hell yeah!

Would you rather lick a frog all over, or lick the back of a urinal once?

Plasma tv, hell yeah!

Would you rather lick a frog all over, or lick the back of a urinal once?

The frog, people don't piss on frogs.

Would you rather be shot once in the leg or stabbed twice.

shot in the leg for sure

rather be forced to drink 5 gallons of water or stranded without water in a desert

Drink the water, provided that there was a bathroom nearby.

Would you rather help your Uncle Jack on a horse, or help your Uncle Jack off a horse?

Help Uncle Jack on the horse. (Nice try).

Would you rather be forced to eat your dick, or rip it off and shove it up your ass?

Rip it off. get it over with all at once.

Would you rather have a permanent (and obvious) boner, or have a one inch penis?

I'd Rather have a boner LOL.

Would You Rather do like www.2girls1cup.com or get 100k $?

As I'm reserved for someone already and dead broke, I'll take the money.

Would you rather fight Mike Tyson, or talk like him?

As I'm reserved for someone already and dead broke, I'll take the money.

Would you rather fight Mike Tyson, or talk like him?

Fight him, he isn't that tough.

Would you rather kill a child, or let the child kill you.

I'd kill the child. I'm a survivor.

Would you rather have sex with someone of the same sex, or with 5 animals of the opposite sex?

I'd Rather have a boner LOL.

Would You Rather do like www.2girls1cup.com or get 100k $?

i totally messed up my ''would you'' -.-

i'd rather have sex with...5 animals...LOL

Would you rather do like www.2girls1cup.com or go to jail and drop your soap(muahahah)

I would rather drop the soap, that one is a lot cleaner. lol.

Would you rather?

be locked in a  hotel room for one week with Hannibal ?

or

Be sued by Michael Jackson for sexual harrasment?

I'd rather get sued. He knows he can't win against me if I just give the jury my puppy eyes.

Here's a weird one:

Would you rather find a box of condoms in your 7-year-old brother's room, or find a box of condoms in your 100-year-old great-grandfather's room?

Id rather find one in my 100 year old GG's room, cuz that would give me hope for the future lol.

Since dominicko didn't ask a question, I'll ask one in his stead.

Would you rather have your life's most important moments scored with an off-tune orchestra, or make annoying pinball machine sounds while making love?

THE OFF-TUNE ORCHESTRA!


The only reason im replying again is to atone for my mistake haha so...

EDIT


Would you rather kill a man that comitted no crimes, in order to kill your worse enemy? Or would you rather Kill your worst enemy, but in turn would have to kill your closest friend?

i would rather kill my worst ennemy and kill my closest friend LOL MUAHAHAHAH 
who knows,my worst ennemy cud also be a big criminal,my best friend cud understand haha or else i could just kill him and bring him to life quickly XD

would you rather be a shemale (yes,a girl with a penis!!) or kill your best friend(no reviving,no fake murdering)

A Shemale, I could never kill my closest friend lol


Would you rather die from Falling off a helicopter into a pit of spikes, or from an enormusly huge obese person sitting on your face and suffocating you?"

I would rather be a shemale since then i cant be gay  no matter what gender i like im straight.

Would you rather live in a cardbord box or live in a tree.

in a tree!! since i once spent 5 hours in a tree LOLLLL.(it was huge though)

yould you rather drink to death,or smoke weed to death

Well If I cant choose both, Id choose the weed I guess lol.

Would you rather Eat 10 very rotten bananas  or 1 rotten steak?

Would you rather die from Falling off a helicopter into a pit of spikes, or from an enormusly huge obese person sitting on your face and suffocating you?"

Somehow your post just got ignored. I'd choose the helicopter death, it has more dignity to it.

Would you rather Eat 10 very rotten bananas  or 1 rotten steak?

Bananas, I guess.



Would you rather have sex with the hottest person of the same sex as you, or with the ugliest person of the opposite sex?

Hottest person of the same sex *Blushes*


Would you rather Create a new kind of calender, and be widley known for it? or would you rather have your choice of sex from any person you would like on earth?

Calender, simple 




Would you rather eat your mother out, or you dad suck you off   

<_<

omg sick lol, but seeing my mums dead id have to choose my dad.

Would you rather See all your friends die tragically in front of your eyes? or have your eyes and all your friends eyes cut out, then led into a place where you hear the most annoying sound on earth 24/7

Die, friends, die! Er, I mean...*ahem*...

Would you rather be famous for starring in a gay porno, or infamous for being a traitor to your country?

Id rather star in a gay porno, and RULE! damnit.


Would you rather Invent the next biggest technical gadget? then die before you get any of the cash or fame? orrrr wake in a hotel room, with both your kidneys cut out?

Definitely invent something I don't get credit for. If I'm dead, what do I care if I have money or fame?

Would you rather [BLEEP] in front of a live audience, or [CENSORED] in front of a live audience?

BLEEP!!!

would you rather live without internet for the rest of your life, or no tv the rest of your life(you can't watch tv on internet =P)

No internet!

Would you rather be homeless? or have parlysis all over your body?

i would rather be homeless. i can't stand not moving.

would you rather not having sex for the rest of your life, or having sex for the rest of your life with RANDOM people of both sex(can be male,can be female,can be shemale haha)

No sex. How I'd manage that, I have no idea...

Would you rather be incredibly smart but have no common sense, or be incredibly wise but have a really low IQ?

the second one which i am lol


Would you rather watch futurama for 48 hours or get 48 dollars lol

$48 bucks. I'm broke.

Would you rather use a sword or a gun?

Sword much cooler =3

Would you rather Put your testicles in boiling fat.

Or watch The sound of music 200 times non stop.

the sound of music i like my testes!


Would you rather kill An evil world leader and not get away with it? or kill a random person and get away with it?

Evil world leader. I'd be the first famous furry!

Would you rather have your nipples and your ears switch places, or have your nose and your genitals switch places?

omg disturbing images LOL.


I wouldnt want my nose sniffing shit so id have to chose the nipples one.


Would you rather be a Sewer cleaner? or a landfill seperator lol

Sewer they get some gooood money


Would you rarther have a kick to the face, that breaks your nose.

Or two kicks in each of your balls/breasts.

Id rather have a kick to my face, I get that a lot lol.


Would you rather suffer from Anal Leakage, or suffer from loss of sight and hearing?

ANAL LECKAGE LOL
lets hope i was asleep....

yould you rather ONLY eat cheese for a full week, or no internet for a week =O

only eat cheese lol, I LOVE CHEESE!

Would you rather be Holyquebec for a day? Or be the coolest person on earth for 10 minutes

both. I AM BOTH MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

The only rule is that you have to choose one of the choices. You can't say "neither" or "both".

Would you rather piss me off by breaking rules and get beaten up, or piss me off by breaking rules and get -rep?

Im waiting for him to answer *waits* lol

neither and both at the same time LOL
nah jk,but i didn't see theese rules,sorry haha

Let's keep going...

Would you rather listen to the Barney theme song for all eternity, or slit your own throat?

the barney theme song, cuz eventually, It will get past the point of all annoyance. to the point of lament, and insanity, to the point of utter delirium. yea. lol.


Would you rather watch pokemon or digimon?

Digimon


<_<



Would you rather pop a ball or pop a eye.

AN EYE AN EYE ouch

Would you rather Lose a finger or lose a toe?

A toe >_>


Would you rather lose your long term or short term memory?

short term.

would you rather cut off ur penis or eat shit for a full week

uhh oh gawd both are so bad. i guess eat poo lol.


Would you rather play final fantasy as the only game u can ever play, or zelda?

final fantasy!!!(sorry lol)

would you rather 100% fthe whole disgaea serie(means lapucelle,phantom brave,disgaea 1,disgaea 2,makai)(means +3000 hours) or having 10 kids later

kids lol


Would you rather claim to be a terroist at the White house? or claim to be an American in an Al-Qaeda camp?

terorist!!

would you rather drink coke or pepsi(easy one)

pepsi


Would you rather Die on the Titanic, or Die at the WTC on 9/11?

die at WTC

would you rather having a 360 or a ps3

360.

Would you rather live without electricity, or without plumbing?

plumbing.

would you rather play golf or tennis

Tennis i love tennis


Would you rather play bowling, or badminton

badminton

would you rather sit on glass or on lil spikes

lil spikes, easier to get out of my bum.

Would you rather die mortal kombat style, or by hunger?

Mortal Kombat style would be cool and quick, so death by MK it is.

Would you rather be all powerful, but only when crossdressing, or have superhuman intelligence, but only when asleep?

the crossdressing one, cuz id be able to do stuff then lol.


Would you rather Be a character in soul calibur, or Street fighter?

Soul Calibur.

Would you rather have a fly frozen in every ice cube you put in your cold drinks, or drink all your beverages from an unwashed tuna can?

an unwashed tuna can, lol.


Would you rather have homer or fry from futurama as a dad?

homer since mine's a bit like him

would you rather eat beef or chicken =O =O

Chicken is healthier.

Would you rather be Gau from FF6 or Red XIII from FF7?

Red, lol ;-;

Would you rather die by drowning or falling

falling.

would you rather lose to a game by a total noob or beeing slapped by ur mom =O

slapped by my mom, that would be amazing seeing shes dead.


Would you rather lose a 1 million dollar bet, or be hunted by the mafia?

lose 1 million dollar bet, hey at least I wont get killed

Would you rather be eaten by a cow or a cammel

Id rather be eaten by a camel, more exotic lol.

Would you rather be known for destroying the white house? or the Pentagon?

WHITE HOUSE MUAHAHHAA ill be more famous

would you rather die in a roller coster or from the cold

A roller coaster, HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YEAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO omg that would be awesome.


Would you rather eat chunky vomit, or chunky diahreah

ill say vomit,guess its some half food LOL..dang..

would you rather stfu or..nah kidding bro i luv u xD

would you rather +rep me or -rep me muahahah loloLO1o1l1o1!!!

+rep if your nice to me.


Would you rather Beat an old man to death, or Live by yourself for eternity

beat an old man to death...what hes walker takes up so much room!

would you rather break all bones in your body or tear all your muscles (not any needed to live)

bones I guess, thats a hard one


Would you rather Bungie jump and your cord snaps, or Hanglide, and have the wings become disabled?

Bungie cord snaps, since I've only done that off bridges, and because hangliding normally takes place over ravines.


Would you rather be trampled by a moose or drive your car into a telephone pole at 160 km/h?

The car one! lol cuz if that were actually happening, id prolly be drunk.


Would you rather have same sex marriage, or same sex sex? (If you were the one getting married or having sex. and no divorcing.

sex mariage. idc i'll just ride to another country LOL!!

would you rather hold your pee/crap for a whole day(you have to HOLD IT), or smoke 6 packs of cigaretts 2day.

Smoke six packs of cigarettes. Sure I'd be coughing and maybe vomiting, but having to hold your piss is so damn uncomfortable.

Would you rather be stood up at the alter at your wedding, or get married and divorce within months?

get married and divorce within months. it's sad,but not bad(i guess)

would you rather post(by the rules) here for years and years(this topic) or never coming back on rmrk

I've been here a year, and I don't fallow the rules. So... fallow the rules and leave?

Would you rather eat a dead puppy, or a live puppy?

I've been here a year, and I don't fallow the rules. So... fallow the rules and leave?

Would you rather eat a dead puppy, or a live puppy?

the message in this would be keep posting here for years and years..this one topic is hard on ideas haha.. but oh well.

Dead puppy.

Would you rather get caught having sex with your best friend's parent, or catch your best friend having sex with one of your parents?

lol either way would be cool, but if I had to choose, id choose my best friend with my parent.

Would you rather get your toung stuck to a pole outside for 2 days, or tounge glued to someones armpit for one day

I'll take the pole, especially if it's a stripper's pole.

Here's one especially for people who have a twin like me: would you rather have a twin brother who is more financially successful than you, or have a twin brother who is more romantically successful than you?

i'll have a twin brother that is more romantically successful than me. I already have a gf anyway so i'm fine =P

would you rather wear a swimsuit outside in the cold, or wear a big 5 pound feather jacket in a very hot day?

the cold cuz i love it.


Would you rather have a universal system of currency, or a unified world government.

universal system of currency.
goverments are hopeless LOL.

would you rather having only jeans or cotton pants(weird would you rather,i know)

Cotton pants, I don't own any jeans.

Would you rather play an Atari 2600, or Atari 5200.

Atari 2600! In fact, I have one!

Would you rather eat pancakes or waffles for the rest of your life? (<- Strange. I know.)

pancakes are better!!!(with maple syrup YUM)

would you rather watch the simpsons or familly guy(if both were on at the same time)

I like Family Guy better.

Would you rather be Jack Sparrow (who gets the rum), or Will Turner (who gets the girl)?

Will Turner

Would you rather be thrown out the front windscreen of a moving car, or plummet to your death from a cliff

Windshield. There's always a chance you might survive that.

Would you rather go on a date with Cloud Strife, or with Squall Leonhart?

Squall, he's cool

Would you rather get impaled through the wrists, or a rusty nail through the achilles tendon

impaled through the wrists.

would you rather have 10 cats or 10 dogs in your appartment?

10 cats.

Would you rather have the back of your heels cut very deep, or your eyes and nose ripped out?

Cut very deeply. I can't see myself without eyes(in both ways LOL)

would you rather lose a arm or a leg?

Arm.

Would you rather write a 6000000 word essay or make out with your teacher?

make out with my teacher. I once had a very nice 26 yo good looking teacher.

would you mind making out your grandma or your mom(LOL)

No, I wouldn't mind making out with your mom.

Would you rather be banned every other post, or considered a noob forever?

you have to select your mom(zylos' mom) or your(zylos' grandma)

failed.

I was making fun of the fact you said "would you mind" instead of "would you rather". My real answer would be my mom.

Once again: Would you rather be banned every other post, or considered a noob forever?

LOL B&

would you rather drown and not get saved or get shot in the belly where no one can get to you?

shot
drowning is a slow and painful way to die
moreso than bleeding to death

would you rather
become the opposite sexual preference
become the opposite gender

Opposite sexual preference. My girlfriend would still love me even if I was gay.

Would you rather see Irock singing "The Internet is for Porn" to Halo, or see Halo singing "If you were Gay" to Irock?

Opposite sexual preference. My girlfriend would still love me even if I was gay.

but even so, you'd be looking for a guy, not her

Would you rather see Irock singing "The Internet is for Porn" to Halo, or see Halo singing "If you were Gay" to Irock?

Halo singing to Irock, just cuz outside this game, I can't see that ever happening

Would you rather see Irock singing "The Internet is for Porn" to Halo, or see Halo singing "If you were Gay" to Irock?

Halo singing to Irock, just cuz outside this game, I can't see that ever happening

Neither can I see half of the things in this game ever actually happen, but it doesn't mean we can't laugh at the thought of them happening.

Anyway, would you rather be Aragon or Legolas from Lord of the Rings?

Legolas, long hair

Would you rather be eaten alive by zombies, or obliterated in a nuclear explosion?

Nuclear explosion, because it seems less painful then having your flesh ripped off.

Would you rather have to sit in a room, having to listen to Naruto say "Believe it!" for 12 hours, or cut off your ears?

12 hours of pain vs lifetime of not being able to hear? My choice is very clear: "Believe it!"

Would you rather be gay and marry a girl, or be straight and marry a guy?

Ohay.
This totally works for me.

I'll go with the girl.

Would you rather me RAEPD by a male,
Or molested by your mother?

Kekeke.

Uff. I only choose option B because A is rape.

Would ya rather eat a poison sea urchin alive or kick a brick wall repeatedly, barefoot, until you couldn't feel anything below the knee?

Hitting the wall repeatedly, barefoot.

Would you rather get laid with a shemale or get laid with a male? XD

Shemale, I guess.

Would you rather have 15 nails hammered into your tongue, or have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?

Urine saliva. I somehow doubt it'll be less painful than 15 nails in your tongue.

Would you rather be stripped naked and thrown into a lion pit, or stripped naked and thrown into a pit full of men/women (depending on sexual preference)

Pit of people, definitely. I'd survive that.

Would you rather have needles for leg hair, or have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the"?

NEEDLES!

I could kick someone in a barfight and kill them with bleeding.

^___^

Would you rather be hounded for being a furry, or become an hero?

I'd rather be a furry hero than a furry who gets hounded.

Would you rather be gossipped about or never talked about at all?

Never talked about at all.

Would you rather kill Hitler with karate moves or ninjitsu? (this is totally random xD)

Ninjitsu, because karate is too karate type.

Would you rather drink milk that was spoiled for 5 years or drink urine?

Milk.

Would you rather be able to bring about a lasting world peace, or eliminate all hunger and disease?

World Peace

Would you rather flood the world or blow up the moon? =D

Blow up the moon!

Would you rather be an idiot or a jackass?

Jackass

Would you rather buy a Nokia or a Samsung?

N-O-K-I-A, whats that spell! PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! YAAY

Would you rather make out with your girlfriend or sleep with her? (XD)

Sleep with her.

Would you rather drink a bloody Marry made by Cow Blood, or drink a SpiderCider?(Yeah, I just watched Fear FactoryXD)

Spidercider sounds...interesting.

Would you rather have eyes that always smile, or or a voice that makes people calm?

A voice that makes people calm

Would you rather be a boy or a girl?

Boy

Would you rather drink rootbeer or pepsi? (btw i'm drinking Rootbeer right now  )

Pepsi.

Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life, or always be wrong?

Hit every red light.

Would you rather get a million dollars, or a million dollars covered in qwacamolie?

A million dollar.

Would you rather fish in a lake, or fish from a boat on the sea?

Lake.

Would you rather be happy for the rest of your life, but be constantly plagued by disease, or be immortal by constantly sad?

Diseased but happy.

Would you rather [BLEEP] or [CENSORED]?

[BLEEP]

Would you rather be hated by all but be immortal, or be <3'd by all, but die tomorrow?

OHOHO

<3 by all and die tomorrow



Would you rather be in Anime with alot of fighting and maybe your death or would you rather be in a old old old old westren movie?

Anime.

MY NAME IS ICHIGO KUROSAKI

Would you rather lol4lyf or dedlol

lol4lyf

Would you rather SUCK MY DICK or have to chug a wingard turd?

This must be the first time I actually had to flip a coin. *flips coin* Arrow, it's your lucky day.

Would you rather carry an injured person to a hospital, or steal all of his money and leave him there?

I'd carry the injured person to the hospital, you might get a reward besides saving his life.



Would rather watch a scary movie your scared of with your girlfriend or watch a really really crappy romance movie your equally scared of :3?

Scary movie. That way she is just as scared as I am and will hold me tight for protection.

Would you rather shake hands with the President of the United States, or with the President of the Nintendo Company?

President of the Nintendo Company hands down.


Would rather get a driver license or get a new car?

New car 

Would you rather go gothic or dutch?

Dutch.

Sadist or masochist?

sadist...?

Would you rather eat pancakes or waffles?

Pancakes.

Would you rather live in Antarctica or in Death Valley?

Death Valley. Sounds like a nice holiday destination.

Would you rather have a crappy and embarrassing theme tune follow you around for the rest of your life, or spend the rest of your life with an obvious erection.

Tune I guess xD

Would you rather live with a cramp or no legs or arms?

Cramp.

Would you rather have a beautiful house and an ugly car, or an ugly house and a beautiful car?

Beautiful house, I don't like driving anyway

Would you rather suck a chimpanzee's left nipple on worldwide television, or have a litre of lemon juice squirted into your eyes?

I would suck the Chimpansee's nipple, then move on. ^_~

Would you rather, eat a rock, or a moose.

Mmmm...chocolate moose...

Would you rather be a boy and have a vagina, or be a girl and have a penis?

Girl with penis, cuz i wouldn't be the first.


Would you rather have sex with  or 

 . I can't stand spicy food.

Would you rather walk in on your girlfriend cheating on you with another guy, or have your girlfriend walk in on you cheating with another woman?

god damn it thats hard

I'd rather walk in on her cheating on me with another guy for i can kick the guy's ass and tell her it's fucking over i'm taking everything that belong to me and some other shit.


Would rather go to school in your underwear thinking it was a dream and get raped or go to jail without your underwear and get raped.

School in underwear. At least i'd be able to move on, jail takes a huge bite out of your future life.

Would you rather walk in on your dad raping a dead woman, or walk in on your mom raping a dead man?

I'd rather walk in on my Dad. Give me another reason to never want to see him.

Would you rather play American soccer or European football?

European Football i guess.


Would rather turn into a talking car or turn into a bee?

Talking car sounds cool!

Would you rather improvise a ten minute presentation in front of a classroom of people, or do a prepared hour-long presentation in front of a auditorium full of people?

The first option. Preparation in front of a large audience was never my forte. Floundering in front of twenty-five people is better than floundering in front of a few hundred.

Would you rather the internet or the telephone (in all forms) ceased to exist?

Internet

Because wanted enter the Guinness World Record, would you rather jump from Himalaya mountain or swim cross the pacific ocean?

If I really wanted to, I would swim the pacific ocean.


Sean Connery while you were a woman or a fat chick.

Sean Connery.

While in Antarctica, would you rather run bare foot in the snow for 45 minutes, or run naked in the snow for 5 minutes?

neked for 5 


Would you rather take on, 20 crimson heads or 40 normal zombies

40 normal.

Would you rather eat nothing but diet food for the rest of your life, or eat nothing but overly greasy junk food?

Diet food. Quite alot of it is nice

hmmm...tough choice. I'll think about it.

Would you rather kill your best friend or be killed by your best friend?

kill my best friend(I want to live long and happy  )

would you rather give pee in a bottle to someone and tell it's lemonade or get tricked by lemonade that actualy is pee in a bottle?

depends who's pee, which person

would you rather die of cold or heat?

Heat, itt'l put me out faster

would you rather break someones heart or have your heart broken?

Well, I suppose I would rather die than kill someone, unless the destroying of my heart is a painful process.

I'd rather have my heart broken. That kind of pain I'd only wish on my worst enemy, and I can deal with it. It's happened before...

Would you rather have a grizzly gnaw on your leg or a pirhana gnaw on your genitals?

uhh grizzly?

woudl you rather be a rock star or a movie star

Movies definitely. I'm not that much into drugs.

Would you rather pee on a high voltage fence, or fart near an open flame?

Fart on the fire, definitely!

Would you rather be the skinny guy or the fat guy in a fight?

Skinny guy, were faster

would you rather have your nails done by your five year old sister, or go car shopping with your ex wife?

Um, I'll take the manicure.

Snort wasabi or paper cuts on the bottoms of your feet?

paper cuts the bottoms of my feet
would you rather die with honor while everyone hates you or woul'd you die without honor and every one likes you?

Honor, no matter how desperate the battle, never forsake it.

Would you rather be a liar or a thief?

Both. I'm going to be a lawyer.

Liar actually.

Would you rather have a severe mental disability or a severe physical disability?

physical disability

woul'd you rather want the power to reed dogs thoughts or X-ray vision?

I would say that x-ray vision has many much more practical applications...

Would you rather jump into a ten foot pool of almost frozen water, or into a ten foot pool of (non-hazardous) sludge?

Tough one. I'll go with cold water.

Rather drown or die of thirst?

Drown.

Would you rather be trapped on a desert island or in a box full of scorpions?

Ill say desert island because you might get lucky and a helicopter might fly over and get you


would you rather go into a haunted house or call a priest first?

Don't really see how a priest would help- and I am religious.

Sex in public or eat a bowl full of pinecones?

Sex in public.

Lose your hearing or lose your vision?

Hearing, although that just might kill me to never hear my kids' voices.

Get an incurable debilatating disease, or an incurable disfiguring disease?

Disfiguring for sure.

RSI or tinnitus?

I'd go for RSI...

Would you rather let this topic die or bring it alive?

let it die

shit, whoops.

:inserts coin:

:selects new game:

Would You Rather...
Wear a Poop Suit
OR
Use Poop Chapstick
:|
(hat tip to http://wouldyouratherqs.com/index.php and no, I don't know what a poop suit is, but it makes my inner 8 year old giggle like someone just said "penis")

:trips the coin sensor about a 100 times:

bullshit. it wouldn't know the difference.

would you rather continue fucking around or get on with the game?

Guess.

FUCKING AROUND.

WOULD YOU RATHER FUCK AROUND WITH *male username here* or *ugly female username here* or *fucking retarded username here* or *sexy fine female username here*.


Supply your own names for hours of fun!

FUCK AROUND WITH GRACIE.
You may decide which one of those types that is.

Would you rather spend time irl with Bio or jump of 17 cliffs in succession, with a family of cacti waiting at the bottom right where you'll land?

Oh god. Spend time irl with Bio so I could gouge his eyes out with a spoon and force feed them to him.

I bet bio is a cute sissy boy in real live, and the proud owner of a twelve inch dildo.

would you rather fall of a skateboard moving really quickly and eat some serious pavement, or run into a metal pole, and hit right across your forehead?

I would rather run into a metal poke and hit my forehead. I've done both those things, and prefer the second.

Would you rather be stuck in a time-loop of one day (a terrible day to you) or would you rather wish it on another person you loved/cared for?

I'd take on that responsibility myself. It's no better if you cast it on someone else...you have to live with the guilt of that for the rest of your life. Also, you're most assuredly going to hell if you do that.

Would you rather have to spend a day upside down, or spend a day underwater?

Upside down, for me. I can't swim, I'm deathly afraid of water (that would change if I could swim) xD

Say you were facing a life and death situation. You could save yourself and leave 200 hundreds to die, mostly children. Would you rather run and save yourself or would you rather stay behind and help the people?

Stay behind. Again, never take the selfish option. Now, given: I would -rather- stay. I have know way of knowing if I'm strong enough to make the right choice under that mental strain. There's no way for anyone to know that.

Would you rather snort raw sour powder from the bottom of a bag of sour skittles, or pencil shavings?

Pencil shavings. The raw sour powder could damage, burn and ruin your nose like cocaine. Pencil shavings will hurt, but won't badly hurt and damage you like the other.

Would you rather be able to live with basic knowledge gained or live 5 years of all knowledge in the world? (you are granted ultimate knowledge, but after 5 years you die)

Second one. I'd find a way to make myself immortal(i know everything, remember)
Would you rather eat a gigantic cockroach or be eaten by one?

I bet gigantic cockroaches are good for you for some reason, so I'll eat it. I'd prefer life over death because if I die there's a slight chance I won't get life again.
Would you rather kill RMRK or Roph?

I'd stab rmrk to death, then open the Rpgmaker Resource Kitten website, because their is only one roph :3

What did you ask Captein?There isn't any question :S

Rim a dead horse or commit necrophilia on a family member.

I'm mean.

Both are disgusting, but relative to incestuous necrophilia, rimming a dead horse is clearly the better option.

Would you rather cuddle a koala bear or a penguin?

Penguin, koalas are fucking dangerous.
Would you rather use Opera or Safari?

I'd use Opera to donwload chrome like any sensible person.

Would you rather run up and down your street for 30 minutes naked or stand in a bus full of nuns naked for 10 minutes. Catholic nuns.

I go for the street, lucky for me there don't live many poeple in my street.yay!

would you rather make a big game wich poeple don't like or a small one wich poeple like?

Small one which people like, so I can get support if I want to make a big game and people will like that.
Would you rather not give all praise to the Captein or take out the middle man and commit suicide?

Hm. I like the Captein, so I'll go kill myself. Less work for her.

Would you rather have a $5.00/gallon gasoline prices or starve to death?

Oh wait, you can do both...

I'd take my chances with the $5.00. I don't drive a whole lot in the summer anyway.

Would you rather have a cake that looks awful but tastes great, or looks incredible but tastes like sawdust.

one that is a total cakewreck but tastes good

would you rather have a teleporter or an airship.

Airship. There is questions about whether you'd really be the exact same after being "teleported", or if you're just being rebuilt from new materials and therefore are not really the same person.

Would you rather date someone of the opposite gender of your true preference, or go throughout life without ever dating?

If I was attracted to someone of the same gender I'd pick that option, but I'm not and I wouldn't want to force myself either...

Would you rather watch one episode of any show you like everyday or would you rather listen to a song you like, every single day (the only song/tv show that played)?

Probably song. It sounds like something more tolerable, no pun intended.

Would rather A or Z?

A I guess...

Would you rather lose an expensive object or someone you like the most?

Expensive object. I don't have many anyways.

Would you rather date me or date Irock?  :|

You.

Would you rather have limitless pizza, any flavour you like, any size, any time of day and any place you are, OR have sex for 2 hours with the female of your choice, and she'll do anything and everything.

Pizza, because 2 hours isn't enough time and if you can't have her again then you'll contemplate about her with every girl you're with afterwords.

Would you rather get a free trip to the Caribbean alone or go on a crazy road trip with all your friends?

Road trip, if I could scrunge up the number of friends for it. 

Would you rather be stuck in a prison cell with Biohazard or with Fred Phelps?

Biohazard. The conversations would be more entertaining. For a while.

Would you rather meet me or Scalinger in person?

Pacman.
Cuz you're already my bitch.

Would you rather have no hands or no feet.

No hands, so I could then surgically attach another pair of feet instead and run around on four legs an- hm, then again, it would make certain private activities a bit more difficult to perform without hands. Like twister.


Would you rather get kicked in the groin or punched hard in the stomach?

Punched hard in the stomach.

Would you rather die while suffering or not?

Well, if I want to die, I at least want it to be interesting, unlike when someone dies from an allergic bee sting, so a ridiculous agonizing death would be my choice.

Would you rather have to swallow a small cactus or walk across an old shaky bridge?

I WOULD RUN ACROSS THAT BRIDGE LIKE A BAUS.

Final Fantasy or Kingdom Hearts?

Final Fantasy
Would you rather never have to sleep, or never have to eat?

Never have to sleep. I enjoy food so much.

Would you rather live on an untouched, distant Earth-like planet with no other humans but with plants and animals or live in a 7ft x 7ft underground room with an unlimited supply of instant ramen, a toilet and a sink with a person of your choosing? This is for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!

If there's marijuana, then I would choose the other planet. If there isn't any, then I choose the room. Fuck the police.

Would you rather fuck the police, and get fucked by the police?

Fuck the police.

Would you rather get shot through the head or through the heart?

Through the head; I'd die quicker.

Would you either eat a crocodile or an alligator?

A crocodile.

Would you rather rob a bank or kill you're rich family?

I don't know how to "kill you are rich family" so I'll go with that one.

Would you rather eat a chocolate or vanilla cupcake?

Chocolate all the way *******

Would you rather have a 500 degree fahrenheit metal rod shoved up your ass or have someone smash your hand with a sledgehammer?

bones heal easier than burns also probably hurt less.

would you rather get down to business (to defeat the huns) or whistle while you work?

Well, time is racing forward (till the Huns arrive), so I should get down to business.

Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson, but they both have a yeast infection.

Did they send you daughters, when you asked for sons?

Ahem. Death.

Never use the internet again or lose your ability to talk?

Uh that's a pretty easy choice there, cap. I'll go with being able to talk.

Would you rather bang Arlen all you want for 24 hours, or spend a week long vacation with Anski.

Spoiler for:

You can't bang Anski

FIRST OPTIONA DASJDLADM

Ahem. I mean, whatever.

Cake or death?

Cake.

Do you still have cake or are you all out?

We're all out I'm afraid. Seems like everyone chooses cake

Would you rather be a fat nerd or a weaboo?

Eh, I could go with either one and be alright. I'm already pretty weird as is. *flips a coin*

Would you rather have small individual Cornish hens for Thanksgiving, or a single large roast ham?

Roast Ham... Ohh the deliciousness of it is simply calling out to me. 

Would you rather work on a console game of your choice (Prequel/Sequel to an existing game. Cannot be your own game).

Or

Continue working on your own game with RPG maker.

Spoiler for:

You cannot choose both.

Console game, I'd likely make money off of it rather than making a free game for a hobby.

Would you rather, uh, see what's behind door number one or door number two?

Number two. I like even numbers.

Would you rather be able to turn invisible or be able to control time?

Control time. It'd be much more useful.

Would you rather live a long and unfulfilled life, or a short but very satisfying life?

Short but satisfying. I never wanted to be an old fuck anyway.

Would you rather die from as a warrior or as a mage?

I don't understand the question.

Apologies, I screwed up.

Would you rather DIE from a warrior, or DIE from a mage?

Warrior. Stab, bleed, dead. Mages can fuck with you in so many different ways.

Would you rather die as a warrior (and by that I mean in the line of duty or doing something heroic), or warm in your bed? (DP3 can't answer, we already know his opinion.)

As a warrior. A hero of war. Yeah, that's what I'll be.

Friday or My Jeans?

Friday... It's slightly more bearable.

Fire Emblem or Disgaea?

Disgaea, by a mile.

Be they guy in charge or the guy who knows what's going on?
(Assuming they are mutually exclusive)

Fire Emblem or Disgaea?

I can't answer that because I'm not the post after, but for the record Fire Emblem is my favorite game in the whole goddam universe. Thank you.

I'd rather be the "guy" that knows what's going on.

Assuming you disliked your ex, who was a really crazy guy/girl and called you a terribly bad name. Would you rather (in honor of DrSword) defecate on his/her porch or punch them in the face?

No matter how much I've wanted to, I've never been physically able to hit a girl (Goddamn morals) so I guess I would have to defecate the porch.

Fire Emblem is my favorite game in the whole goddam universe. Thank you.

Then I guess you know what I was talking about when I said your avatar looked like someone who was sleeping and waiting for humans (in another thread of course).

Err... Anyway.


Would you rather have the ability to Lucid Dream all the time or Master the ability of REM sleep?
(Meaning - you only need to sleep for two hours a day)

Well, I meditate a lot, and it's very close to lucid dreaming so I'd have to pick the REM thing.

Sorry about using "guy", i meant anyone, male or female.

OKAY... Given the choice, change your race or your gender?

Change my race, I'm sick of being an Argonian, I'd rather be a Dark Elf.

Jks. If I had to pick, I'd change my gender, nothing would really change if I changed my race. But Gender, so many new things to do...
Like shopping for 3 hours straight and actually enjoying it (I've never been able to do that before).

As a mage, which elemental affinity would you rather have?
(Earth, Fire, Water, Wind, Electricity, Ice, Light, Dark)

Uh, I think it's supposed to be a binary choice, but I'll go with it. Water.

(also, gender doesn't really have anything to do with that. I hate shopping )

Would you rather go to jail or go to an asylum?

(also, gender doesn't really have anything to do with that. I hate shopping )

Fine, I can do a duck face and have all the boys tell me how gorgeous I am. 
Can't do that as a guy. 

I'd pick asylum... Simply because my ass wouldn't grow bigger in an asylum AND because I'm flexible enough to get out of a Strait Jacket (I won't be in there for long).

Control Space or Control Time?

Then I guess you know what I was talking about when I said your avatar looked like someone who was sleeping and waiting for humans (in another thread of course).

Are you talking about that hooded guy who changes depending on who he is talking to? I've played a lot of the games, but not 100% of them. And my memory is really fail. I like your Jaffar avatar, though.

Sorry about using "guy", i meant anyone, male or female.

No worries! I was just being silly haha

I'd rather Control Time.

Would you rather be a sumo wrestler or a thug?

Sumo! I'd rather be the bigger individual in a contest of strength. Although, the loincloth is... offputting. Still, more respect, and it's legal.

Wouldja rather be an expert at one thing or a jack-of-all-trades?

Jack-of-all-trades. >Ninja, Mage, Marksman & Healer all in one.
(Actually funny considering one of my games characters is just like this).

Are you talking about that hooded guy who changes depending on who he is talking to? I've played a lot of the games, but not 100% of them. And my memory is really fail.

Damn, I forgot that guys name, I think it was Brandal or something like that.

Nah, I was talking about Asura and Yune from FE10.

I like your Jaffar avatar, though.

Thanks for the compliment, I just used MS paint to add some extra detail.

He looks fairly close to the character in my game, but until I learn how to draw, I'll have to stick with him 


Would you rather a world filled with concrete roads or regular dirt pavements?

Nah, I was talking about Asura and Yune from FE10.

Ohhh Ashera and Yune were my first guess, but I figured it wasn't them because they aren't really waiting on humans. Rather, they are waiting until 1000 years or for a war to wake them up (which they didn't want to happen haha).

Hmmm... dirt is dusty, but much safer if I fall. I'll go with dirt.

Would you rather be naked in public or wear a suit made of thong straps?

Hmm, tough one. I'll go naked, at least I won't look like some fetish freak... although that could be advantageous in some situations.

Rather be sick every once in a while like normal, or get your lifetime's allotment of disease over with in one chunk?

Why not...

If somewhere down the line of diseases that I've to eventually get includes something fatal, I'd definitely rather just be sick like normal (which for me is pretty rare anyway).

Would you rather give someone close bad advice about something, or be given bad advice by someone close?

(came up earlier in a random conversation so I thought I'd share that).

I would rather be given bad advice by someone close. I value being reliable to friends and family. If I didn't give good advice, then I'd feel unreliable. I know it will happen, but I hate it when it does.

Would you rather be an emotional individual (feeling stronger joy and sorrow) or less-emotional (getting over what makes you happy and sad) far too quickly?
I'm one of those, often wishing I was the other. D:

Full is not heavy as empty, not nearly. Give me pain over nothingness; more out of life than less.

Would you rather be a compulsive gambler or a compulsive eater?

A compulsive eater. It doesn't matter how much I eat because my body won't let me out of the "underweight" zone.

Would you rather ride in a hot air balloon or in a single engine biplane?

I would love to ride a hot air balloon. Their so fun, and bubbly! 

Would you rather eat KFC, or Popeyes?

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE? YOU CRUEL FIEND!

Okay, KFC. Popeyes hurts me anymore, I'm getting old.

Rather be the old man/woman in a nursing home bed, unable to do anything meaningful, or the young low-wage worker that wipes the former's ass every day?

I'd rather be the latter; there's still hope yet. Once you're at the end of your life you haven't got much left go for, especially if you're in that state. It's a part of life is cleaning up shit after people too; it being literal is not really that disturbing... gross, yes, but not disturbing.

Me being me, here's a pretty well known (if you're into this kind of thinking on a regular basis) situation:

Would you rather be insane in a functional society, or one of the people running a profoundly dysfunctional society?

Good question. I have heard it said that  crazy people are the only ones who see things clearly, but I guess running a society puts you on top of the pile. Still, history will remember the psychopath as a prophet and the leader a villain, so I'll choose to be insane.

Would you rather be the one responsible for a horrible accident or that person's dear friend who sees them suffer?

That question might need slightly clarifying.

Are we talking Person A is involved in an accident caused by Person B and we are assuming to be Person B in the first part; and for the second part we are Person C who is a friend to Person A?

Or are we assuming we are Person A who is responsible for causing an accident to some unimportant person*; or Person C who is a friend to Person A who is suffering as a result of causing an accident to the unimportant person.

Note: I am not in any way endorsing that a person involved in an accident is unimportant; they just aren't for the purpose of this question.

In either scenario, though, and in a not at all selfish manner, whichever side we're on we haven't been in an accident, so we aren't in any harm. So that's good. As for which I'd rather be, I'd have to go for Person C, the one who is a friend. Whilst I can give support, I'm still living my life pretty normally and not injured/dead/comatose/guilty/remorseful etc.

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I don't know what's already been put (and I'm not looking), so:

Would you rather be unhappy knowing the truth, or being happy with a lie?

*You should assume this is about something of great importance to you.

Tell me the miserable truth, bitches.

You had the jist of the previous question, by the way...

Would you rather be talented or lucky?

Talented, luck only takes you so far.

Would you rather be the person who does the dirty work or
be the person who gives the order to the other person to do the dirty work?

(By dirty work, I mean torture, assassinations, etc)

I would rather do the dirty work. Its like Eddard said.

Would you rather live without TVs (that means no TV shows, not even streaming online) or internet?

I hardly ever watch TV anyway, so I'd choose the internet.

Would you rather eat nothing but cow crap for a week or
be tortured by listening to the worst music endlessly for a month?

(Worst music is whatever you can't stand listening to, even for a second)

MUSIC. What the fuck dude, who would choose eating shit?

Pillow full of bumblebees or mattress fulla snakes?

I would think the mattress fulla snakes would be nice on the sore muscles, if somewhat disconcerting.

Wake up to find yourself covered in Sharpie doodles or find several hundred miniature lobsters crawling all over you?

Sharpie doodles, I can easily get them off with a shower, but miniature lobsters would probably traumatise me.

I know some people who would rather eat shit than listen to Rebecca Black or Justin Bieber,, which is why I asked.


Would you rather a pie or a sausage roll?

Pie, not really a fan of sausage.

The food, that is. The other is just fine.

Step on a razor blade, or hammer a nail into your hand?

The latter sounds much more painful and dangerous. I'm going to go with razor.

Would you rather change genders or turn into a dangerously obese person with an eating disorder?

I'd rather change genders, but that's an intriguing concept in and of itself.

Would you rather be able to turn into a bear, or an elephant

Bear. Elephants are all big and stupid.

Would you rather have no heater in the winter, or no A/C in the summer?

No A/C in the summer. That's way more tolerable.

Would you rather murder someone or be murdered?

Kill me. The dead are at peace, it is the living that endure a life time of sorrow.

In that vein, rather be the murderer, or the one who pushes the button that executes the guilty?

Executor, easily. If I have to kill, I might as well allow myself the justification to ease my mind.

Milk or Dark chocolate?

Milk. I'm not such a fan of dark chocolate.
What was first, the chicken or the egg?

Egg. Definitely egg.
Annoying Christian or annoying Atheist?
As in, which one would you rather be.
Disclaimer: not all of any of these groups are annoying.

Christian. At least they stand for something.

Rather have a knife slash across the small of your back or a paper cut on your genitals? (Assuming you put paper products that close to your junk... it's your world, whatever's clever.)

Knife slash; way cooler scar and the story would not be as embarrassing.

Would you rather have no fingernails or no nipples?

No nipples.
If I have no fingernails, I'd be freaked out.
Anyways, Would you rather eat shit but it was actually chocolate,
or eat chocolate but it's really shit?

Politicians should not answer the preceeding question!

Anyways, Would you rather eat shit but it was actually chocolate,
or eat chocolate but it's really shit?

Depending on how you choose to look at the question, both answers are exactly the same. Eat shit that tastes like chocolate, or eat chocolate that tastes like shit (I could name a few brands here).
Therefore no answer is required.


Would you rather the season to always be Summer or always be Winter?
(Basically asking whether you like being hot or cold)

Winter. I love the rain, the cold, and hailstorms that buy me some time off of school. And I think it even snowed once. I mainly love winter because of some corny romantic reason, but whatever. I'm a scripting robot, I shouldn't have feelings.

On that topic, if you were a robot, would you rather know that you can't "feel" (as Disney would put it), or decide that ignorance is bliss and you'd rather not know?


Reading my posts in Ron Stoppable's voice is the best decision I've ever made.

No way, dude. Give me all the pain and joy life has to offer. As Fiona Apple once said in her song First Taste, "full is not heavy as empty, not nearly."

Rather be in awful pain or on a medication that makes you pain free but feel really wierd?

Pain meds, obviously.
Would you rather play with fire, or punch a cactus?

Depends on the Cactus. But I'm a good pyro, so fire.

Would you rather risk asking out the really nice hot girl from your work, despite the fact that she might say no, and you'd be fired and never have a job again, or would you rather never find love again?

I'll take the hot chick, because I know a few tricks that can work.

Would you rather drink 15 cans BudLight in 3 minutes, or run 20 miles non-stop?

I know a few tricks that can work.

TEACH US OH GREAT MASTER!

20 Miles. That's nothing to me.

Listen to an artist you hate for a full week non-stop, even while sleeping, or lose your phone, and never get a new one. Please only answer if you have a phone.

Lose my phone, I never use the damn thing anyway.
I organise all my meetings over facebook, so a phone is pretty useless for me.


Do everything yourself or pay someone else to do it for you?

Do it myself so I personally know the results.

Fight Sonic or worship an "inherently good" demon?

Answer and pick a new question.

Would you rather live until you're 80 and be morbidly obese, or live until you're 40 with supermodel looks?

Live til I'm 40.
I never wanted to grow that old anyway


Red or Purple?

Purple

Finnish power metal band Sonata Arctica or American gothic industrial band Emilie Autumn?

Hmm... Going for Sonata Arctica.

Go to a restaurant or McDonalds?

Going to a restaurant for sure.
More healthier. 

Eat weird looking asian food that might be tasty, or eat rotten cheese?

Asian food.

First person shooter games or Third person shooter games?

FPS fo shizz.
Would you rather kick Biohazard in the balls or give him a promising block of chocolate that is made from the milk of a stray dog?

Go to a restaurant or McDonalds?

McDonald's is a restaurant.

I'd kick him

Would you rather go to prison and wait until you get released or escape?

You'd need to clarify better, I can handle a short amount of time.

I'd escape, I hate being cooped up in a small place (fucking public transport is no exception).



Would you rather 'Schweppes Lemonade' or 'Kirks Lemonade'?

I think I'd go for Schweppes Lemonade...

Would you rather have everything you ever wanted and being alone or have nothing and having tons of people that care about you?