Would you rather...?

[Gracie]

You.

Would you rather have limitless pizza, any flavour you like, any size, any time of day and any place you are, OR have sex for 2 hours with the female of your choice, and she'll do anything and everything.

[Mushu]

Pizza, because 2 hours isn't enough time and if you can't have her again then you'll contemplate about her with every girl you're with afterwords.

Would you rather get a free trip to the Caribbean alone or go on a crazy road trip with all your friends?

[Zylos]

Road trip, if I could scrunge up the number of friends for it. 

Would you rather be stuck in a prison cell with Biohazard or with Fred Phelps?

[pacdiggity]

Biohazard. The conversations would be more entertaining. For a while.

Would you rather meet me or Scalinger in person?

[Gracie]

Pacman.
Cuz you're already my bitch.

Would you rather have no hands or no feet.

[Zylos]

No hands, so I could then surgically attach another pair of feet instead and run around on four legs an- hm, then again, it would make certain private activities a bit more difficult to perform without hands. Like twister.


Would you rather get kicked in the groin or punched hard in the stomach?

[WeirdGameMaker]

Punched hard in the stomach.

Would you rather die while suffering or not?

[Mushu]

Well, if I want to die, I at least want it to be interesting, unlike when someone dies from an allergic bee sting, so a ridiculous agonizing death would be my choice.

Would you rather have to swallow a small cactus or walk across an old shaky bridge?

[Gracie]

I WOULD RUN ACROSS THAT BRIDGE LIKE A BAUS.

Final Fantasy or Kingdom Hearts?

[Acolyte]

Final Fantasy
Would you rather never have to sleep, or never have to eat?

[Irock]

Never have to sleep. I enjoy food so much.

Would you rather live on an untouched, distant Earth-like planet with no other humans but with plants and animals or live in a 7ft x 7ft underground room with an unlimited supply of instant ramen, a toilet and a sink with a person of your choosing? This is for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!

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If there's marijuana, then I would choose the other planet. If there isn't any, then I choose the room. Fuck the police.

Would you rather fuck the police, and get fucked by the police?

[WeirdGameMaker]

Fuck the police.

Would you rather get shot through the head or through the heart?

[pacdiggity]

Through the head; I'd die quicker.

Would you either eat a crocodile or an alligator?

[WeirdGameMaker]

A crocodile.

Would you rather rob a bank or kill you're rich family?

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I don't know how to "kill you are rich family" so I'll go with that one.

Would you rather eat a chocolate or vanilla cupcake?

[Irock]

Chocolate all the way *******

Would you rather have a 500 degree fahrenheit metal rod shoved up your ass or have someone smash your hand with a sledgehammer?

[strike]

bones heal easier than burns also probably hurt less.

would you rather get down to business (to defeat the huns) or whistle while you work?

[pacdiggity]

Well, time is racing forward (till the Huns arrive), so I should get down to business.

Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson, but they both have a yeast infection.

[Gracie]

Did they send you daughters, when you asked for sons?

Ahem. Death.

Never use the internet again or lose your ability to talk?

[Dwarra?]

Uh that's a pretty easy choice there, cap. I'll go with being able to talk.

Would you rather bang Arlen all you want for 24 hours, or spend a week long vacation with Anski.

[spoiler]You can't bang Anski[/spoiler]

[Gracie]

FIRST OPTIONA DASJDLADM

Ahem. I mean, whatever.

Cake or death?

[pacdiggity]

Cake.

Do you still have cake or are you all out?

[Gracie]

We're all out I'm afraid. Seems like everyone chooses cake

Would you rather be a fat nerd or a weaboo?

[Zylos]

Eh, I could go with either one and be alright. I'm already pretty weird as is. *flips a coin*

Would you rather have small individual Cornish hens for Thanksgiving, or a single large roast ham?