Would you rather...?

Oh god. Spend time irl with Bio so I could gouge his eyes out with a spoon and force feed them to him.

I bet bio is a cute sissy boy in real live, and the proud owner of a twelve inch dildo.

would you rather fall of a skateboard moving really quickly and eat some serious pavement, or run into a metal pole, and hit right across your forehead?

I would rather run into a metal poke and hit my forehead. I've done both those things, and prefer the second.

Would you rather be stuck in a time-loop of one day (a terrible day to you) or would you rather wish it on another person you loved/cared for?

I'd take on that responsibility myself. It's no better if you cast it on someone else...you have to live with the guilt of that for the rest of your life. Also, you're most assuredly going to hell if you do that.

Would you rather have to spend a day upside down, or spend a day underwater?

Upside down, for me. I can't swim, I'm deathly afraid of water (that would change if I could swim) xD

Say you were facing a life and death situation. You could save yourself and leave 200 hundreds to die, mostly children. Would you rather run and save yourself or would you rather stay behind and help the people?

Stay behind. Again, never take the selfish option. Now, given: I would -rather- stay. I have know way of knowing if I'm strong enough to make the right choice under that mental strain. There's no way for anyone to know that.

Would you rather snort raw sour powder from the bottom of a bag of sour skittles, or pencil shavings?

Pencil shavings. The raw sour powder could damage, burn and ruin your nose like cocaine. Pencil shavings will hurt, but won't badly hurt and damage you like the other.

Would you rather be able to live with basic knowledge gained or live 5 years of all knowledge in the world? (you are granted ultimate knowledge, but after 5 years you die)

Second one. I'd find a way to make myself immortal(i know everything, remember)
Would you rather eat a gigantic cockroach or be eaten by one?

I bet gigantic cockroaches are good for you for some reason, so I'll eat it. I'd prefer life over death because if I die there's a slight chance I won't get life again.
Would you rather kill RMRK or Roph?

I'd stab rmrk to death, then open the Rpgmaker Resource Kitten website, because their is only one roph :3

What did you ask Captein?There isn't any question :S

Rim a dead horse or commit necrophilia on a family member.

I'm mean.

Both are disgusting, but relative to incestuous necrophilia, rimming a dead horse is clearly the better option.

Would you rather cuddle a koala bear or a penguin?

Penguin, koalas are fucking dangerous.
Would you rather use Opera or Safari?

I'd use Opera to donwload chrome like any sensible person.

Would you rather run up and down your street for 30 minutes naked or stand in a bus full of nuns naked for 10 minutes. Catholic nuns.

I go for the street, lucky for me there don't live many poeple in my street.yay!

would you rather make a big game wich poeple don't like or a small one wich poeple like?

Small one which people like, so I can get support if I want to make a big game and people will like that.
Would you rather not give all praise to the Captein or take out the middle man and commit suicide?

Hm. I like the Captein, so I'll go kill myself. Less work for her.

Would you rather have a $5.00/gallon gasoline prices or starve to death?

Oh wait, you can do both...

I'd take my chances with the $5.00. I don't drive a whole lot in the summer anyway.

Would you rather have a cake that looks awful but tastes great, or looks incredible but tastes like sawdust.

one that is a total cakewreck but tastes good

would you rather have a teleporter or an airship.

Airship. There is questions about whether you'd really be the exact same after being "teleported", or if you're just being rebuilt from new materials and therefore are not really the same person.

Would you rather date someone of the opposite gender of your true preference, or go throughout life without ever dating?

If I was attracted to someone of the same gender I'd pick that option, but I'm not and I wouldn't want to force myself either...

Would you rather watch one episode of any show you like everyday or would you rather listen to a song you like, every single day (the only song/tv show that played)?

Probably song. It sounds like something more tolerable, no pun intended.

Would rather A or Z?

A I guess...

Would you rather lose an expensive object or someone you like the most?

Expensive object. I don't have many anyways.

Would you rather date me or date Irock?  :|