You know you been on RPG maker to much when....

When you post all the similarities between your life and RPG Maker.

when level 50 fireballs are real

sweet

when you cant think anymore

?) When you kill someone, you get put in jail for a day

?) When you get killed you wake up in your bed the same or next day

?) You go to your friends house and kick them in the balls and say "Pwned"

?) In the middle of class you yell "NOOB STFU"

?) Your girlfriend/boyfriend dumps you and you try to fix the relationship by saying corny game quotes.

When anyone not important to you has an exact twin in every town you go to.

lol nice one.

When you go into a side view battle with a bully.

When you can jump infront of a car and be okay.

Turn into a animal

When Ruby becomes your birthstone, regardless of what month you were born.

When you get scared of going outside, because of random monster fights.

When you go into a new section of the city, and expect to hear a background noise and music change.

-BP

when you go to sleep,the same 10 secs song start playing.

when you need a event to go inside a house

when you don't need to eat.

When you go through your house front door, you get 30 minute load time.
(Includes going inside and outside your house)

when you dont do ''social'' activities.

When your entire life is scored with music.

When you realize you can no longer have and indepth conversation with anyone.
When a doctor can completely cure you of any wound or status abnormality your have by simply talking to him.

when you can carry 947343490 money and 5678956789 items into a single left and right pocket.

When you can legally use "herbs" to make your pains go away.

When you post over 100 posts in a single day on a forum dedicated to rpg maker...

When you sneak up on something and jump on it. calling it a pre-emptive strike

When someone you used to know wants to destroy/take over the world.

When someone you used to know wants to destroy/take over the world.

and he turn out to be your long lost family member seperated by marriage, who was created in a tube by a mad scientist, who wanted to take over the world, but got killed by someone who didnt want that to happen...

lulz

When everybody says the same thing and knows exactly what you need to do

When a old man sends you on a mission which you probably won't return because of the various monsters guarding the crystals drops which you need to save your village.

when your hair defies gravity

When you have no mouth. Seriously, just look at the RMXP sprites...

You beat a bully at school and a cut scene with heavey metal music pops out saying "End of the game"