You know you been on RPG maker to much when....

When you speak a bubble appears with 3 dots in it.

When you punish hackers with your sword.

When whenever you go out with your mates, you randomly walk up to NPCs and they speak a whole load of crap to you

when you speek actuions such as GASP

when your fighting with a bully you end up fighting in Side View Battles

When something out of the ordinary happens and changes your life forever

When you say out loud, infront of a whole class "Hehe, Im going to equip my +13 Black Pen.. haha" and they laugh WITH you.

Whwn you can press Ctrl to avoid random encounters

When you hold Ctrl to walk on water/trees/cliff walls/anything.

a status screen hovers behind you.

When you open your drawer and it says, "UNDERWEAR GET!" (Lol)

A message box appears saying

Open Drawer
Leave it be.

When one morning your mother walks in with a message box above her saying "You must go on a quest to defeat the big dragon!"

When you eat a hamburger and little green numbers float above your head telling you how many hitpoints you just gained.

When the cops stop searching for you after 5 minutes.

When your father is an evil lord intent on destroying either the planet or the whole of mankind

~Edit
Fixed typo, GOD, I hate laptops >_>

When ever you say 'events' everything on earth gets covered in a grid

When a devil comes to destroy the world and somehow you're the only one who can stop him.

When you're walking along and suddenly run into 3 people so you go do some boring, meaningless task where you learn you have to save the world. Plus no matter how long you take it never gets dark(unless you have a dark event or script.)

When walking in the park leads you to enemy encounters.

Where you can more or less pause time to enter the item menu and heal yourself