You know you been on RPG maker to much when....

You know you have been on RPG maker to much when....


1. Your friends are fallowing you and they get lost and you say, "I should of scripted caterpillar".


2. You get in a fight and say, "I go first cause i have more speed then it's you.".

When you quit life because it's boring.

4. When you lose the ability to walk in all but four directions.

5.When you realize that you only have a few frames of walking animation.

6. When you have to touch someone to start a conversation with them

7. When you automatically walk around a little flower sticking up out of the grass instead of stepping over it

8. When you barge into peoples homes and rummage through their dressers

9. When you walk out into the woods and try to beat the living fuck out of any animal you can find

10) When you reach the Final Boss and the Game Crashes

11) When You try to go out with the Other Heroine yet you forgot the Love Potions =(

12) When you find an Item in a Treasure box yet you wasted 99999 Gold for it.

13) When You Over-kill a monster with the Weakest Member...

14.) When you trip and say "Stupid mapping error."

when you forget how to look up into the sky

16) When you get 10 PM's everyday from people to afraid to post in help section and think your god at rpg maker even tough you silently quit. :x

17) When you tell everybody that whatever you're doing is going to be so amazing, and then two weeks later tell everyone that you abandoned it.

18. When you walk around a certain spot for ages pressing enter in hopes you will find the keycard.

19: when you forget to swim
20: you see no divrence to day and light

when you think you can go to work faster by simply do ''place party starting position''

when you go to a gym and say ''YES! MY LEVEL HAS INCREASED!''

when you walk in a house and start to lay in the beds

you're travelling by foot because you simply feel like it. no cars,no helico,no camels. foot only.You don't seem to have a clear reason of why you're travelling like that.
you go to a inn, save your life on slot 1. buy some potions to recover whenever ur tired.
you meet someone in the same situation as you,that person is following you for no reason(you guys are now a party). get some beef with some ''gangsters''. but since your speed is higher than their,you started to attack first. OMGOSH CRITICAL HIT. they fainted. you get 89 exp. WHAT? LV UP? you feel stronger,and get a random healing BECAUSE you leveled up. you pick up money out of no where,since you fought them,even if THEY were the one looking for money..anyway you're getting of this. you get out of your town...and TA-DA you're 2x bigger than your town because you're on something called a world map.

is this a good representation of someone's life,RPG version? LOL cmon feedbacks on this!

when you never sleep

and you don't get drunk from beer

When you get in a fight and announce all of your moves before performing them.

?) When you forget how to use big swords
?) when you forget how to wear a hat
?)When you look at a bully and think, 'What is he weak against'

When you can only hang out with three other friends at a time.

when you're a fucking nerd

when you simply can't have sex.

When staying at the 15G in is cheaper than buying the 25G milk.
When you realize your paying in a currency known as G.
When you can fight monsters all day without getting tired.
When you realize your fighting monsters.

LOLL. you're pointing something pretty ''cliche'' about rpgs.

staying at the inn is cheaper than many ''basic'' items.

so true.

When you walk into an actual forest and say "This map seems a bit empty."

When... "You've just walked into a public door, and yelled WHAT! WHERES THE PORTAL!"

When you walk into an actual forest and say "This map seems a bit empty."

lol nice one.

when you never take a bath
when you cant jump anymore
when you try to open the menu for potions

when you just dream about it i guess *lack of ideas*

When you're about to eat dinner and your mind is going

New Event, "Chair"
Set Move Route, "[your name here]" > One step forward
Sit down
Control Variables > 005: Food

...etc

when once you'll have a kid, make sure you save. else you'll lose it  :'(

When you call your nemesis "Arshes"

When you call your nemesis "Arshes"

When you call a group of stupid people "dumbarshes." 

When you try walking across water with the CTRL key.

when you can sleep 1000000000000 time and it's still the same day.

when you go to an shop and it cant run out of stuff

when you look in a mirrour and you see nothing

when you walk into fire and don't get burned

when entering into people'S house is totally normal. and they are almost all unlocked,too.

When you ask the same person the same question ten times, holding a different item each time, suspecting conditional branches to be involved.

When you ask the same person the same question ten times, holding a different item each time, suspecting conditional branches to be involved.

loll true xD

When you always wear the same clothes despite anything you have "equiped".

when you never get durty

and don't have sex or cant kiss

When you go swimming or are caught in the rain but somehow always have dry clothes on.

when you cant fall

When you're at the store and buy a lighsaver and say, "How much attack does this give me?"


When you buy an apple and only take a bight and it's gone.

When you constantly have a mental image of yourself viewed from the weird side/above angle RPGs use.

When you walk into a building and its ten times bigger inside than it was outside.

When you constantly have a mental image of yourself viewed from the weird side/above angle RPGs use.

err...that's just called Remote Viewing

when you never cal somone or use the internet

When you never get arrested for carrying concealed weapons.

When you can put anything (no matter what size) into your pockets.

when level 50 fireballs are real

when you try to do a skill but you fail becaus your in real live

When you start seeing traces of an RTP character in every person you meet. 

When you try to divide your friends into possible party members and helpful npcs.

When you take screenshots for a job interview

when you always must engage battle instead of hitting him in the map

When A Billboard get posted you think Switch: Billboardno.9987 Turn ON

When you're in a self-loathing mood and you look in the mirror to see ARSHES STARING BACK AT YOU, MOCKING YOU. 

when you kill a spider in your room and you get exp.

When you make a one gajillion page mini map event for your rpg game. All just to have a grid that shows you where you are... on a grid. lol

ahem you're refering to my game arent you? LOL

maybe 

u've been too much on rpg maker when you started writting a 50 page novel on the game(LOL HOWS THAT BITCH XD)

for your information it will be 100, and yes you got me you owned me blabla XD

 

u've been too much on rpg maker when you started writting a 50 page novel on the game(LOL HOWS THAT BITCH XD)

When you start writing a novel related to the game and actually get an editor for it.

lolll!!. that's you,right?
actually,dominiko isnt on rpg maker at all!

Well then he's been on CRACK too much.

haha. it's just Colt xD ILU bro xD

When you do everything five times each to test the differences you've just made with the "eventing."

when you need ''change face graphic'' when ur talking to someone else and vice versa

When you are asked how much money you have and you say "\G" to open up your money reserve window.

when u make your living off killing orcs. they drop money <.<

when you need an other person to controll you

When you post all the similarities between your life and RPG Maker.

gg

When you post all the similarities between your life and RPG Maker.

when level 50 fireballs are real

sweet

when you cant think anymore

?) When you kill someone, you get put in jail for a day

?) When you get killed you wake up in your bed the same or next day

?) You go to your friends house and kick them in the balls and say "Pwned"

?) In the middle of class you yell "NOOB STFU"

?) Your girlfriend/boyfriend dumps you and you try to fix the relationship by saying corny game quotes.

When anyone not important to you has an exact twin in every town you go to.

lol nice one.

When you go into a side view battle with a bully.

When you can jump infront of a car and be okay.

Turn into a animal

When Ruby becomes your birthstone, regardless of what month you were born.

When you get scared of going outside, because of random monster fights.

When you go into a new section of the city, and expect to hear a background noise and music change.

-BP

when you go to sleep,the same 10 secs song start playing.

when you need a event to go inside a house

when you don't need to eat.

When you go through your house front door, you get 30 minute load time.
(Includes going inside and outside your house)

when you dont do ''social'' activities.

When your entire life is scored with music.

When you realize you can no longer have and indepth conversation with anyone.
When a doctor can completely cure you of any wound or status abnormality your have by simply talking to him.

when you can carry 947343490 money and 5678956789 items into a single left and right pocket.

When you can legally use "herbs" to make your pains go away.

When you post over 100 posts in a single day on a forum dedicated to rpg maker...

When you sneak up on something and jump on it. calling it a pre-emptive strike

When someone you used to know wants to destroy/take over the world.

When someone you used to know wants to destroy/take over the world.

and he turn out to be your long lost family member seperated by marriage, who was created in a tube by a mad scientist, who wanted to take over the world, but got killed by someone who didnt want that to happen...

lulz

When everybody says the same thing and knows exactly what you need to do

When a old man sends you on a mission which you probably won't return because of the various monsters guarding the crystals drops which you need to save your village.

when your hair defies gravity

When you have no mouth. Seriously, just look at the RMXP sprites...

You beat a bully at school and a cut scene with heavey metal music pops out saying "End of the game"

when killing monsters makes you live.

When you go to another country and say "Man their mapping skills suck."

When you go to a city and there is a store for every type of item except clothes.

When you have a backpack, that has one pocket for key items only.

when equiping a bandana makes you feel stronger and quicker.

You beat a bully at school and a cut scene with heavey metal music pops out saying "End of the game"

HAHA, YOU PLAYED MY GAME!

When you start writing events to properly go about your day to day tasks.

when there's no time.

when you are instructed to press the A key to continue life

when you restart and go to your last save when you fail a test

when you HAVE to walk 1 tile distance no matter what

Homework becomes monsters for experience. and the tests are the bosses. And the teacher is the person who sends you on your quests.

when we're having a LOT of ideas concerning this topic

when you say "stupid useless guy with a gun"

when you believe in garden gnomes

OMG A DEMON, BBL

When you have 27 game projects and are forced to have no life because of it.

 

When you've finished your one set purpose in life, you decide to restart and do it all over again just for fun.

When you can't get with the Heroine until you've defeated the big boss.

When your worst enemy has the ability to turn into a ridiculously huge monster.

You start to design your whole life

When you have amnesia that conviniently blocks all memories of your mysterious past.

When you become a 2D image in a 3D world

when you're that hoebag that's gonna accept every fucking chores from NPCs u see LOL

When you start calling other people NPCs

When you never have any memories of school

When you take life in turns

when you don't have to go to an hospital...
the Inn fixes everything

When your voice becomes little boxes at the bottom of the screen or hovering above your head.

When you change your name to something less commonly known or isn't actually a name.

Similar to yours.

When you can't speak

There are always people willing to help you, even though they have no idea who you are or what your doing

When your attack that covers half the earth still misses.

people are risking their lives for you for no reason

When there are five houses in a city

when you're in a game

When you go out looking for fights just to build your experience.

You survive a car crash that kills everyone else

The more crimes you stop the more you become cyborganic

When your own movement is completely out of your control

When an exclamation mark appears over your head when you are startled by something.

you insist on buying a new home without a bathroom

When you can still survive when a villain makes the sun explode (cough, cough...Sephiroth...cough, cough).

you make more money than people working,without having to work.

You become a expert in something by talking to someone three times.

When pizza is not on the menu anymore.

fine!* added pizzeria in the restaurant of my game xD *

when you never blink

my main character blinks!!

When everyone you talk to knows exactly what you're purpose in life/main goal is.

When people tell that you;ve been on since long

and from when you start liking 13 year olds who get desperate on seeing zyphers pictures

When you've been on a forum for making RPG games for a total over 130 days.

When you can speak out punctuations like "...", "?!", "??", "!!!".

when you're not growing up

When you have HP and MP bar attached to you.

when entering people's house is normal

When you become a cg picture for a important event

You press enter and instantly change clothing

You walk around in "Chaos Entrance" looking for a ancient sword for 3 weeks to 3 months.

When you can find treasure boxes in houses and streets and take it without anyone scolding you.

when killing isn't a crime

When your enemies appear from absolutely nowhere to fight with you, but don't follow you if you escape.

when youre punched and numbers fly off your chest

Talk to a golden statue and switch your weapons and fighting style.

You have spent all of your free time making an RPG?

when there's a 2 second black screen in your life whenever you get in/out of somewhere

When you abandon your social life to working on an RPG that you never finish.

When you can walk at the water and it's actually a mapping error.

when you can take on ten dracos with a axe and level 1 clothing and barley take any damage and win.

When you find out that there are caves near your house and they're filled with monsters.

You read a book with words you don't understand then the next day your whole world is different.

when your life has a sequel

When your life's sequel sucks, but makes up for it's suckiness in an awesome sequel that closes the trilogy.

when every day starts with a title screen

When you became a hero like superman or candyman and defeated a weird villain boss

You read a book with words you don't understand then the next day your whole world is different.

FFTA!

When your name is Arshes.

when your life is narrated

You read a book with words you don't understand then the next day your whole world is different.

FFTA!

When your name is Arshes.

lol! Exactly!!!
<3 FFTA

You get this menu -

Start
Continue
End

Arcade
Vs Mode
Team Battle
Vs Team Battle
Musou Mode
Legend Mode
etc...

XD FFTA Rulez!! <3 <3 <3

When you find out that the main mission of your life is to defeat the big boss.

When you can use Devil Triggers from devil may cry and turn into a devil

when there's a secret entrance to the right of your garden.

When you can pull off gravity defying moves, but only when you're fighting an enemy.

when you end up saving the world,without even knowing sometimes..

When you'd rather save the girl instead of saving the world.

when ur mostly made out of 256 colors.

When every time you go through it, life is exactly the same

when you can't jump over a tiny rock

When you can only see life from one angle.

when land is square

When you no longer have a voice, instead you must type everything out in text bubbles.

when the tree in your courtyard is a polygon.

When every sewers have puzzles, and you stuck there.

when trees are as big as you, or about.

When chests are as big as you are, yet only contain one item.

a dragon is the same size as you, then

When you can cast "Dark Arts" like "Fire" and burn down a house.

When the time of day and weather is the sameeverywhere you go.

when you never get tired.

When you have 3 of your heads on the bottm left screen and when you die one goes byebye.

When you never go to the toilet.

When you name your child Arshes.

Complete strangers know your name and offer you quests.

you're convinced your ship can sail around the world in less than two minutes.

When your ship actually can sail around the world in less than 2 minutes

When it rains whenever you're sad.

When a magic healer is availble 3 for 1 dollar in a very cheap place.

when you wake up during the night to go the bathroom,,and on your way back check your private box on RMRK

when strange music follows you around no matter where you are

When you slash something open with a sword, blood doesn't gush on you.
If blood does gush on you it disappers in like a blink of an eye.

When you're studying architecture and you do poorly because every house you design is a square cottage with no bathroom.

When it takes 8 hits with a sword and 5 bullets in your head to kill you.

When you can press ctrl to walk through solid objects

When your house contains literally no form of entertainment

when you are sprited

When you have no facial expressions.

When you refuse to wink.

When you can no longer do what every guy here in RMRK must do everyday in privacy...

When you start forming your own religion(s)

When you stop doing physical activities because you are waiting for the English version of RMVX.

When you accidentally hit a bird or a squirrel and you get out of the car to see that it has dropped several gold coins.

When someone close to you get injured badly or worse(e.x. killed) you scream really loud everyting turns white and before you know it your body transformed and all your abilities are increased by 100 folds.

When you have music following you around everywhere (that must be scary)

When everything grows dark for a second every time you enter a house or a new room.

When you lose the ability to bend your knees.

When you cry if you cannot use RPG maker.

When you and your surroundings suddenly appear in 2D.

When life becomes incredibly short, and after you defeat the big boss, everything vanishes and eternity turns into a "The End" screen.

The fate of the world/universe depends on you.

When you post in this thread

When you put a poster of arshes on the wall.

When you have wierd dreams about creating a world all your own.

When your daily activities consist of the following.....

TotalInfinity gained 3 exp
TotalInfinity grew to level 255!!!!!!
TotalInfinity learned Armageddon!!!!
Tiny marshmallow man attacks
TotalInfinity uses Armageddon!!!!
30 min long animation
Tiny marshmallow man takes 2 damage
Tiny marshmallow man uses poke
TotalInfinity takes 2847123481934958293 damage
TotalInfinity is defeated.
Continue?
Yes
TotalInfinity is now level 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-When every time you touch a door it automatically opens
-When you are walking around outside and all of the sudden, the world goes white and you find yourself in an area similar to that you were just in, but you are now facing some strange creature and/or inexplicably hostile wildlife

-When said wildlife drops a potion when you kill it after beating it with a stick/sword/bullets/etc.

-When that potion somehow heals all of your gaping wounds, broken bones, and bruises just by flowing through your digestive track

When your drinking a soda and you shout, "MANA HEALED!"

When you speak a bubble appears with 3 dots in it.

When you punish hackers with your sword.

When whenever you go out with your mates, you randomly walk up to NPCs and they speak a whole load of crap to you

when you speek actuions such as GASP

when your fighting with a bully you end up fighting in Side View Battles

When something out of the ordinary happens and changes your life forever

When you say out loud, infront of a whole class "Hehe, Im going to equip my +13 Black Pen.. haha" and they laugh WITH you.

Whwn you can press Ctrl to avoid random encounters

When you hold Ctrl to walk on water/trees/cliff walls/anything.

a status screen hovers behind you.

When you open your drawer and it says, "UNDERWEAR GET!" (Lol)

A message box appears saying

Open Drawer
Leave it be.

When one morning your mother walks in with a message box above her saying "You must go on a quest to defeat the big dragon!"

When you eat a hamburger and little green numbers float above your head telling you how many hitpoints you just gained.

When the cops stop searching for you after 5 minutes.

When your father is an evil lord intent on destroying either the planet or the whole of mankind

~Edit
Fixed typo, GOD, I hate laptops >_>

When ever you say 'events' everything on earth gets covered in a grid

When a devil comes to destroy the world and somehow you're the only one who can stop him.

When you're walking along and suddenly run into 3 people so you go do some boring, meaningless task where you learn you have to save the world. Plus no matter how long you take it never gets dark(unless you have a dark event or script.)

When walking in the park leads you to enemy encounters.

Where you can more or less pause time to enter the item menu and heal yourself