You know you been on RPG maker to much when....

When you can pull off gravity defying moves, but only when you're fighting an enemy.

when you end up saving the world,without even knowing sometimes..

When you'd rather save the girl instead of saving the world.

when ur mostly made out of 256 colors.

When every time you go through it, life is exactly the same

when you can't jump over a tiny rock

When you can only see life from one angle.

when land is square

When you no longer have a voice, instead you must type everything out in text bubbles.

when the tree in your courtyard is a polygon.

When every sewers have puzzles, and you stuck there.

when trees are as big as you, or about.

When chests are as big as you are, yet only contain one item.

a dragon is the same size as you, then

When you can cast "Dark Arts" like "Fire" and burn down a house.

When the time of day and weather is the sameeverywhere you go.

when you never get tired.

When you have 3 of your heads on the bottm left screen and when you die one goes byebye.

When you never go to the toilet.

When you name your child Arshes.

Complete strangers know your name and offer you quests.

you're convinced your ship can sail around the world in less than two minutes.

When your ship actually can sail around the world in less than 2 minutes

When it rains whenever you're sad.

When a magic healer is availble 3 for 1 dollar in a very cheap place.