You know you been on RPG maker to much when....

when killing monsters makes you live.

When you go to another country and say "Man their mapping skills suck."

When you go to a city and there is a store for every type of item except clothes.

When you have a backpack, that has one pocket for key items only.

when equiping a bandana makes you feel stronger and quicker.

You beat a bully at school and a cut scene with heavey metal music pops out saying "End of the game"

HAHA, YOU PLAYED MY GAME!

When you start writing events to properly go about your day to day tasks.

when there's no time.

when you are instructed to press the A key to continue life

when you restart and go to your last save when you fail a test

when you HAVE to walk 1 tile distance no matter what

Homework becomes monsters for experience. and the tests are the bosses. And the teacher is the person who sends you on your quests.

when we're having a LOT of ideas concerning this topic

when you say "stupid useless guy with a gun"

when you believe in garden gnomes

OMG A DEMON, BBL

When you have 27 game projects and are forced to have no life because of it.

 

When you've finished your one set purpose in life, you decide to restart and do it all over again just for fun.

When you can't get with the Heroine until you've defeated the big boss.

When your worst enemy has the ability to turn into a ridiculously huge monster.

You start to design your whole life

When you have amnesia that conviniently blocks all memories of your mysterious past.

When you become a 2D image in a 3D world

when you're that hoebag that's gonna accept every fucking chores from NPCs u see LOL

When you start calling other people NPCs

When you never have any memories of school

When you take life in turns