You know you been on RPG maker to much when....

When... "You've just walked into a public door, and yelled WHAT! WHERES THE PORTAL!"

When you walk into an actual forest and say "This map seems a bit empty."

lol nice one.

when you never take a bath
when you cant jump anymore
when you try to open the menu for potions

when you just dream about it i guess *lack of ideas*

When you're about to eat dinner and your mind is going

New Event, "Chair"
Set Move Route, "[your name here]" > One step forward
Sit down
Control Variables > 005: Food

...etc

when once you'll have a kid, make sure you save. else you'll lose it  :'(

When you call your nemesis "Arshes"

When you call your nemesis "Arshes"

When you call a group of stupid people "dumbarshes." 

When you try walking across water with the CTRL key.

when you can sleep 1000000000000 time and it's still the same day.

when you go to an shop and it cant run out of stuff

when you look in a mirrour and you see nothing

when you walk into fire and don't get burned

when entering into people'S house is totally normal. and they are almost all unlocked,too.

When you ask the same person the same question ten times, holding a different item each time, suspecting conditional branches to be involved.

When you ask the same person the same question ten times, holding a different item each time, suspecting conditional branches to be involved.

loll true xD

When you always wear the same clothes despite anything you have "equiped".

when you never get durty

and don't have sex or cant kiss

When you go swimming or are caught in the rain but somehow always have dry clothes on.

when you cant fall

When you're at the store and buy a lighsaver and say, "How much attack does this give me?"


When you buy an apple and only take a bight and it's gone.

When you constantly have a mental image of yourself viewed from the weird side/above angle RPGs use.

When you walk into a building and its ten times bigger inside than it was outside.

When you constantly have a mental image of yourself viewed from the weird side/above angle RPGs use.

err...that's just called Remote Viewing

when you never cal somone or use the internet

When you never get arrested for carrying concealed weapons.

When you can put anything (no matter what size) into your pockets.

when level 50 fireballs are real