You know you been on RPG maker to much when....

You know you have been on RPG maker to much when....


1. Your friends are fallowing you and they get lost and you say, "I should of scripted caterpillar".


2. You get in a fight and say, "I go first cause i have more speed then it's you.".

When you quit life because it's boring.

4. When you lose the ability to walk in all but four directions.

5.When you realize that you only have a few frames of walking animation.

6. When you have to touch someone to start a conversation with them

7. When you automatically walk around a little flower sticking up out of the grass instead of stepping over it

8. When you barge into peoples homes and rummage through their dressers

9. When you walk out into the woods and try to beat the living fuck out of any animal you can find

10) When you reach the Final Boss and the Game Crashes

11) When You try to go out with the Other Heroine yet you forgot the Love Potions =(

12) When you find an Item in a Treasure box yet you wasted 99999 Gold for it.

13) When You Over-kill a monster with the Weakest Member...

14.) When you trip and say "Stupid mapping error."

when you forget how to look up into the sky

16) When you get 10 PM's everyday from people to afraid to post in help section and think your god at rpg maker even tough you silently quit. :x

17) When you tell everybody that whatever you're doing is going to be so amazing, and then two weeks later tell everyone that you abandoned it.

18. When you walk around a certain spot for ages pressing enter in hopes you will find the keycard.

19: when you forget to swim
20: you see no divrence to day and light

when you think you can go to work faster by simply do ''place party starting position''

when you go to a gym and say ''YES! MY LEVEL HAS INCREASED!''

when you walk in a house and start to lay in the beds

you're travelling by foot because you simply feel like it. no cars,no helico,no camels. foot only.You don't seem to have a clear reason of why you're travelling like that.
you go to a inn, save your life on slot 1. buy some potions to recover whenever ur tired.
you meet someone in the same situation as you,that person is following you for no reason(you guys are now a party). get some beef with some ''gangsters''. but since your speed is higher than their,you started to attack first. OMGOSH CRITICAL HIT. they fainted. you get 89 exp. WHAT? LV UP? you feel stronger,and get a random healing BECAUSE you leveled up. you pick up money out of no where,since you fought them,even if THEY were the one looking for money..anyway you're getting of this. you get out of your town...and TA-DA you're 2x bigger than your town because you're on something called a world map.

is this a good representation of someone's life,RPG version? LOL cmon feedbacks on this!

when you never sleep

and you don't get drunk from beer

When you get in a fight and announce all of your moves before performing them.

?) When you forget how to use big swords
?) when you forget how to wear a hat
?)When you look at a bully and think, 'What is he weak against'

When you can only hang out with three other friends at a time.

when you're a fucking nerd

when you simply can't have sex.

When staying at the 15G in is cheaper than buying the 25G milk.
When you realize your paying in a currency known as G.
When you can fight monsters all day without getting tired.
When you realize your fighting monsters.

LOLL. you're pointing something pretty ''cliche'' about rpgs.

staying at the inn is cheaper than many ''basic'' items.

so true.

When you walk into an actual forest and say "This map seems a bit empty."