What if. . .

Then we'd all have deformed offspring.

What if your sig didn't creep me out?

It'd creep me out too.

What if zombies exist?

I'd have eaten about a third of your small intestine by now.

What if Bill Gates was god?

Then god would be extremely rich.

What if...

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What if Zylos wasn't a furfag

He'd just be a fag, then?

What if CoD5 wasn't modern?

I'd be dissapointed.

What if Rambo just came out of no where and punched you in the kidney?

I'd probably cough of some blood, and break some bones 
(CoD5 is a WWII game, EA just grabbed their balls, twisted them in a knot and threw them in a blender)

What if the world were square?

If da world were square yo I'd make it a nice fresh circle with my funky fresh beats yo


Now kick it yo what if I stayed in Philly

The show would of actually of benn funny.

what if SBX didn't say the second half...then LAZER BATS PYUU PYUUUUUUUU!~

What if Bamboo?

Then panda.

What if the beans didn't exist?

Then this thread would not be as funny.

What if that project really did make POTM?

Then the RM world will be filled with 100% crap quality projects.

What if that project was sold sucessfully?

Then the money would be donated to help cure "retardedness".

What if you were diving into a pool, and while you were at the bottom someone poured oil onto the surface and lit it on FIRE!?

then you'd be fine until you drowned.

What if shmup?

Then wtf?

What if I had no idea what you just said?

Then I'd have no clue what to say.

What if there was a fire in your house?

Then I'll run away form the house.

What if you dare to dare me?

Then I would be daring you.

What if people stop necroposting?

We'll all live in a better place.

What if this topic does not exist?

Then neither would this post.

What if I wasn't wearing any underwear today?

Then that would be a disturbing sight.

What if I found $20?

Then I would steal it.

What if currency didn't exist?

Then we'd all either be thieves, or we'd trade our limbs for cool shit.

What if America was submerged underneath the ocean entirely, so that the only life that could exist on it anymore was plant life and little fishies?