What if. . .

You already have one, I think.

What if the bait shop was closed?

Fish month would go on for another month

What if fish could fly and shoot lasers out of they're eyes?

We'd regret that we ate so many of them! 

What if kittens could sing?

Then I'd take you to see the musical Cats.

Edit: What if I forgot to ask a "what if" question?

The world ends.

What if Al Gore died in a horrific accident of freezing to death?

I'd be so very happy.

What if I needed more caffine?

Then you would drink an energy drink

What if we were all super heros?

Naphe would come back as a stronger villain, but he'd just get his ass whooped by the whole forum. Oh wait she is back...Whoops...

What if all of the sudden, there were zombies? :O

I'd eat livers instead of brains, because It's less gross.

What if Manowar did your mom?

I'd be so very happy.

Me too! 

She'd be ever so shocked

What if Djang wasn't fat?

She would go to McDonalds to celebrate.

What if your computer got a virus if you opened this spoiler?

Spoiler for:

Then

What if the Master-Baiter (Zylos's Bait Shop) was destroyed?

I'd be a sad Robofish

What if Darth Vader was your dad?

I'd have the force :O

What if there was a raid on the forums of noobs?

I'd get mah SWORD!

What if these Andy Cap's weren't stale?

Then I still wouldn't eat them if I were you.

What if... ?

Zylosos would be king :O

What if...uh...pie...?

Then... NOM NOM NOM!

What if Nouman was really Jesus?

Then You wouldn't have a Harem C:

What if I don't put anything in this sentence at all? >=(

It'd be...THE END OF THE WORLD

What if the world ran out of tuna?

We wouldn't have fishatarians anymore.

What if the world's electricity was ran by wind instead?

No more kites.

What if chocolates were apples?

Then apples will be chocolate.

What if chocolate was fake?

Then vanilla would become more popular.

What if Naphe the 2nd's account was real?

Then we would be surprised.

What if everyone had nuclear power?