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Then apples will be chocolate.

What if chocolate was fake?


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Then vanilla would become more popular.

What if Naphe the 2nd's account was real?




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Then we would be surprised.

What if everyone had nuclear power?


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Then we'd all have deformed offspring.

What if your sig didn't creep me out?
Sincerely,
Your conscience.

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It'd creep me out too.

What if zombies exist?

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I'd have eaten about a third of your small intestine by now.

What if Bill Gates was god?
Sincerely,
Your conscience.

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Then god would be extremely rich.

What if...
Spoiler for:




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:facepalm:

What if Zylos wasn't a furfag

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He'd just be a fag, then?

What if CoD5 wasn't modern?

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So about that money...
I'd be dissapointed.

What if Rambo just came out of no where and punched you in the kidney?

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I'd probably cough of some blood, and break some bones  ;9
(CoD5 is a WWII game, EA just grabbed their balls, twisted them in a knot and threw them in a blender)

What if the world were square?

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If da world were square yo I'd make it a nice fresh circle with my funky fresh beats yo


Now kick it yo what if I stayed in Philly

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So about that money...
The show would of actually of benn funny.

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what if SBX didn't say the second half...then LAZER BATS PYUU PYUUUUUUUU!~

What if Bamboo?

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Then panda.

What if the beans didn't exist?


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Then this thread would not be as funny.

What if that project really did make POTM?




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Then the RM world will be filled with 100% crap quality projects.

What if that project was sold sucessfully?


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Then the money would be donated to help cure "retardedness".

What if you were diving into a pool, and while you were at the bottom someone poured oil onto the surface and lit it on FIRE!?




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then you'd be fine until you drowned.

What if shmup?

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Then wtf?

What if I had no idea what you just said?




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Then I'd have no clue what to say.

What if there was a fire in your house?

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Let's attack agressively.
Then I'll run away form the house.

What if you dare to dare me?

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Then I would be daring you.

What if people stop necroposting?


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Ruin that brick wall!
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We'll all live in a better place. ;8

What if this topic does not exist?
Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

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Then neither would this post.

What if I wasn't wearing any underwear today?