What if. . .

[Zylos]

Then I'd feel right at home.

What if Irock became a Super Administrator?

[Karo Rushe]

Then RMRK Is reallly going downhills!!!!!! (No offence =X)

What if I was a diclonius & went on a killig spree? (See Elfen Lied if you don't understand what's a diclonious is)

[Arrow]

Arrow: "POR QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?"

What if I finally had a girlfriend- oh wait~ <3

[DeathLock~]

You already have one, I think.

What if the bait shop was closed?

[Doctor Professor Nikolai]

Fish month would go on for another month

What if fish could fly and shoot lasers out of they're eyes?

[SirJackRex]

We'd regret that we ate so many of them! 

What if kittens could sing?

[Zylos]

Then I'd take you to see the musical Cats.

Edit: What if I forgot to ask a "what if" question?

[SirJackRex]

The world ends.

What if Al Gore died in a horrific accident of freezing to death?

[SexualBubblegumX]

I'd be so very happy.

What if I needed more caffine?

[Forty]

Then you would drink an energy drink

What if we were all super heros?

[Doctor Professor Nikolai]

Naphe would come back as a stronger villain, but he'd just get his ass whooped by the whole forum. Oh wait she is back...Whoops...

What if all of the sudden, there were zombies? :O

[SexualBubblegumX]

I'd eat livers instead of brains, because It's less gross.

What if Manowar did your mom?

[SirJackRex]

I'd be so very happy.

Me too! 

She'd be ever so shocked

What if Djang wasn't fat?

[Zylos]

She would go to McDonalds to celebrate.

What if your computer got a virus if you opened this spoiler?[spoiler] [/spoiler]

[DeathLock~]

Then

What if the Master-Baiter (Zylos's Bait Shop) was destroyed?

[SexualBubblegumX]

I'd be a sad Robofish

What if Darth Vader was your dad?

[Doctor Professor Nikolai]

I'd have the force :O

What if there was a raid on the forums of noobs?

[SexualBubblegumX]

I'd get mah SWORD!

What if these Andy Cap's weren't stale?

[Zylos]

Then I still wouldn't eat them if I were you.

What if... ?

[Doctor Professor Nikolai]

Zylosos would be king :O

What if...uh...pie...?

[SexualBubblegumX]

Then... NOM NOM NOM!

What if Nouman was really Jesus?

[Karo Rushe]

Then You wouldn't have a Harem C:

What if I don't put anything in this sentence at all? >=(

[SirJackRex]

It'd be...THE END OF THE WORLD

What if the world ran out of tuna?

[Doctor Professor Nikolai]

We wouldn't have fishatarians anymore.

What if the world's electricity was ran by wind instead?

[Leventhan]

No more kites.

What if chocolates were apples?