What if. . .

The forums, some how, would catch fire, showing little fire gifs all over the forum, every half hour

What if I wanted a sandwich? (Which I do )

I'd give you one for ten bucks...

What if Rama Lama Ding Dong?

Then you stay the hell away from me.

What if you see YuGiOh?

Your eyes would burn out your skull.

What if...  +  = ?

Then a new icon would be added to combined beans.

What if all banned members became unbanned?

The moustache force would RE-ASSEMBLE!

What if I started getting drunk more?

Then you'd drunkenly rape some hooker.

What if you had to be a head living in a jar? (lol futurama)

I'd join forces with Bender....

What if Tacos could talk?

I would continue eating burritos.


What if all the  in the world was my piss?

I'd tie you down so I would never run out of 

What if I was nailing your mom?

Then

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What If I didn't clean out my comp earlier?

Then you would have a lot of viruses.

What if hackers didn't exist?

The interwebs would be boring.

What if the inerwebs NEVER got boring?

Its never boring because im on. Special hax  any1?




What if couldn't get banned ever?

Then we'd all just ignore your posts.

What if in the future, humans could inhale helium and fly?

Then it would sound as though Mickey Mouse was flying through the air.

What if the internet didn't exist?

I wouldn't of been able to post this.



What if  ran out?

Then

What if

Then 

What if someone were to do  +  = ?

Then

What if I was standing right behind you?

Then I will give you a hug.

What if  + = ?

 


What if the questions on this thread don't make sense?

Then I'll slap you in the face.

What if you eat Burger?

All burgers are made of cow.

What if cats started walking on their hind legs, started talking, and became a new race to Earth?