What if. . .

Then no dick gap. >_>

What if Roph was the empreror of the world?

I'd over throw him, because I'd douchebag like that.


What if we were HIGHLANDERS?

Death


what if SexualBubblegumX ruled the world?

Then every girl would be goth, and niagra falls will be filled with  and all men would have to wear and moustache and a monacle and all who did not break the laws previously inflicted on us would be put in jail.

What if manga/anime was never invented?

Then we will live in a desu-less hentai-less anime-less sad, sad world.
And Caro Ru Lushe would be sad.

What if Irock has no dick gap.

we would be short one goofy joke. :IROCK:

What if Irock manages to procreate some day? (the horror)

Then we know that there are some seriously desperate sluts out there.

What if we were all RMXP Characters?

Someone would have a hell of a time trying to sprite me then.

What if [CENSORED]?

Then


What if I haven't shaved my junk in a week?

Then it will be the end of the world.

What if someone drank too much ?

So I can post pr0n hear?
http://www.amateurcollegeteens.com/
Nuff said.
I thought let's remove the URL tags before some kid comes in.

Then it will be the end of the world.

What if someone drank too much ?

Then... I would be... *hiccup* I would be... fuckin' drunk as hell, man... *hiccup*

What if I... oh Jesus Christ, fuck it. *passes out on the floor*

Then I poke you with a stick!

What if.... 

Then

What if 

Then

What if didn't exist?

The world would become way too boring.


What if

Then I would lol.

What if I needed something stronger than  ?

Then jump of a cliff.

What if didn't exist?

Then Fu would have a heart attack.


What if Invisible Cat exist?

Its invisible, nothing really changes.

What if a cat was too much?

I'd need to clean it up.

What if

Then

What if you were accused of murder?

Then I'd be

What if toast was poisonous?

Every one would be dead by now.

What if I wasn't a SAILOR MAN?

Then I wouldn't be able to make any "sea man" jokes behind your back.

What if Mattsaysimafaggot wasn't such a faggot?