What if. . .

That would be my Middle School 

What if I found teh woman of mah dreamz?

She'll say no, when you ask her to have your babies.

What if SBX's dream girl said yes?

She'd be having TEN of them. Yes I want no less than ten children.


What if Jesus was Buddhist?

Then the world would be buddhist than christians.

What if pr0n didn't exist?

People would eb much more pissed off.

What if THE MATRIX HAS YOU?!?!?

Then it would be a worldwide hit + a 5 sequels.

What if RMRK didn't exist?

Then we'd be posting on other forums.


What if every one finally admitted that Rap isn't music?

No difference.

What if Earth was destroyed?

I'd apologise immediately for destroying it.

What if Roph was really Odin?

He'd still be killed by Seifer in FF8

What if I lived under your bed?

I'd have a Kilt with a fucking Fox Pelt on it for making that Gif.

What if I had that awesome kilt and wore it with my monocle?

No difference, because you already have it.

What if SBX's pr0n was deleted?

Then the world would never be the same again.

What if I told you the meaning of live after death?

I'd shrug because I already know the answer.

What if giant penises just started flying in the sky shooting lazers at random people?

Then we are doomed.

What if the world was dust corn in another universe?

Then I'd fart for no reason.

What if... MOUSTACHE FORCE ASSEMBLE!?!?!?

Then we are revived from the doom.

What if the world was flat?

Then it would be renamed 'your moms chest' OHHHHHH!

What if I was shaving my junk while typing?

Then your junk will be shaved in the last 10 minutes.

What if the power level is over 9000?

Oh it's been over 9000 since I got that monocle.

What if..... QWERTY?

Then ?YTREWQ

What if  was changed for 

Then :shaft:

What if 

then :irock:

what if I had a better laptop

Than I'd gank it to be a dick.

What if people figured out saying 'stop right there criminal scum' to me doesn't fucking work?

then theyd actually catch you

what if