What if. . .

[DeathLock~]

Then I would say "No".

What if death didn't exist?

[Rune]

Then your name would probably be something along the lines of "juicymanlol"... or something completely different.

What if your keyboard suddenly started typing by itself?

[Leventhan]

lskdfha;slhfdlasiuhfuisakhfjkasdhfaiusdfh

ahsfuhduiashdfuihasfaishf?

[Rune]

Then you'd be Irock's twin brother.

What if my webcam didn't creep me out everytime I looked at it?

[Zylos]

Then I'd be able to spy on you without the funny expression on your face.

What if I drank 16  ?

[DeathLock~]

Then you'd be drunk like hell.

What if everyone's games were deleted from their computers?

[JAP]

THAT'S NIGHTMARE, NO, WORLD'S APOCALYPSE!!

Okay, I'm hyperbolic.

What if this place is gone? =(

[Zylos]

Then Roph would be a richer man, and we'd be sadder people.

What if a black hole opened on this page?

[DeathLock~]

Then I would say Roph is an incredible programmer.

What if an eternal quake hit the Earth?

[Kaitenshin]

Then we would all be dead 

What if a select few humans mutated into a superior race that purged us lesser beings?

[Kefka]

They would steal our to torture us.


What if there was a FF7 remake?

[DeathLock~]

Then I wouldn't care, because I don't play FF.

What if zombies took over the Earth?

[Zylos]

Then Garrett MacIntyre will be a busy man.

What if it started snowing tomorrow?

[tSwitch]

I'd go sledding

what if things actually WORKED OUT in my life for a change?

[Sophist]

You wouldn't be the retard you are now!

What if Futurama was never made? ;~;

[Kaitenshin]

The world would have one less alright show.

What if I had said Futurama was a shitty show?

[Rune]

You would probably have a broken nose by now.

What if cartoons never existed.

[Kaitenshin]

The my childhood would be empty ;-T.

What if Hitler's left testicle took over the world?

[DeathLock~]

Then that would be quite a show.

What if you had nuclear power?

[Ruzu]

Then I use it to wipe out everyone I hated.

What if god had a party and said you aren't invited?

[Sophist]

I'd go surf with satan.

What if my real name was FRANK WEST.

[Kaitenshin]

Then I would believe you.

What if all the penguins of the world united to take down mankind?

[Zylos]

Then they'd go extinct a lot faster.

What if I couldn't think of a witty 'what if' question?

[DeathLock~]

Then I couldn't think of a witty 'what if' answer.

What if I said that I was a killer?

[Ruzu]

I'd ask who you planned to kill next.


What if you were being jumped by ten teenagers dressed in black cloaks.