What if. . .

Then we will become Mermaid and Merman.

What if wasn't made?

Then we'd all be saying :.facepalm: without the .

What if we had no fingers?

Then we'd find alternate ways of masturbating. XD

What if I typed using different colors?

Then look at the preety color.

What if longcat?

Then Dr. Salvador would come out of nowhere and make it a shortcat.

What if I was underneath your computer desk?

Then it would be a very disturbing sight.

What if everyone on RMRK had ban powers?

Then I'd probably have accidentally banned myself.

What if RMRK was the lifeforce of the universe.

Then Silverline will be lord of the universe.

What if crappy games became professional?

Then I'd lulz.

What if I went a nd took a shower about now?

Then the abominable stench lingering about this place would be gone for a while.

What if I actually meant my insults to /\?

Then I'd hand you a gun and tell you to watch out for any swords that get thrown at you.

What if I wasn't ?

Then your badge will be or .

What if the Extra Access was lead by necroposters?

I'd read the Nerconomicon.

What if more people read the Necronomicon?

Then they wouldn't be reading the real Necronomicon since it does not actually exist.

What if you found porn pictures of yourself on the internet (and they weren't taken by you or anyone you know)?

I'd start believing in alternate universes.

What if you became an anime girl?

Suicide.

What if everything in your possession turned to water?

Then I would drown.

What if crime became justice and justice became crime?

Then "OMG! You saved that man's life and for that I shall kill you!"

What if the world was made of chocolate?

The world wouldn't exist for long then. Yum!

What if you were George Bush's adopted son?

I would suicide.

What if you were George Bush's lover?

I'd kill him in the night.

What if George Bush was reading this now?

He would do nothing.

What if I asked you "What if I killed you?"?

Then I would say "No".

What if death didn't exist?

Then your name would probably be something along the lines of "juicymanlol"... or something completely different.

What if your keyboard suddenly started typing by itself?

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