Ok this is the "Have you ever?" game, it is pretty simple.
Answer the question, then ask your own.
But all about things that we may have or haven't done.
Have you ever Stolen anything?
Yes.
Have you ever attempted to stab your teacher?
lol,,never
have you ever been puked on?
i hope not :(
Have you ever attempted to drink a whole bottle of cough medicine?
haha,,yup
have you ever gone streaking?
I hope to god that I am right in saying nope.
Have you ever fallen asleep during class and had the teacher wake you up only to find yourself saying "just 5 more minutes?"
No.
Have you ever killed an ant? :D
(Sorry, my imagination is failing today.)
Yes... Many actually
Every almost burned your school down?
no,,but knew a person who almost did it
ever pulled the fire alarm to skip class?
No, due to the fact that our school would call the police and arrest anyone who did.
Have you ever accidentally cussed in church?
Loads of times.
Have you ever thought about stealing a awesome looking item? (Anything, like magazine, game, etc)
Thought, yes. Actually do it, no.
Have you ever posted something without actually thinking about what you were posting?
Many times (See ???????? "Tezuka posted loli")
Have you ever broke something worth over $200?
I don't think so...
I don't even know what 200 $ is XD
Have you ever fapped to your teacher :O?
No.
Have you ever yelled penis into the air really loudly, with people around?
Yes.
Have you ever thrown a school computer and broke it? lol @ old memories.
Yes, but only if a laptop counts.
Have you ever broken a game console by kicking it?
not yet,,perhaps some day
ever broke a chain letter?
Yea.
Have you ever slapped anyone?
I still do.
Have you ever thought about purchasing a gun?
No, swords are so much cooler.
Have you ever fallen for this trick before?
[spoiler]Made you look.[/spoiler]
Yes... you bitch :(
Have you ever jumped off the top of a tree?
Yes
Have you ever done something you regret after being out on the pub the night before?
Way too many times
Every done something really bad to someone else, but found it so funny at the same time?
Yeah.
Have you ever decided to stop school work because it was way too stressful.
All the time.
Have you ever started a major school project (that took everyone else weeks to finish) on the day it was due?
1 time... Ok 2.... FINE! 3... ok it was more than 4
Ever pickpocketed something worth for that £25 from someone? ($50-ish for you americans, not a clue what it is for the rest of you)
No. No one I know ever carries anything worth more than £5 due to large number of pickpockets in our area.
Have you ever spilled something on your pants and had everyone think you pissed your pants?
i can't recall,,i might have,,lol
ever passed out on the floor?
Almost once, but it's a long story.
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
ROFL,,no,,i hope that will never happen.
you?
No.
Ever u knowingly hit on a trans-sexual?
nope
ever dialed the number for the hot line?
Nope
Have you ever felt like breaking down?
Have you ever felt out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you
Have you ever wanted to runaway?
Have you ever locked yourself in your room?
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming
no to all,,because I am not an emo
ever doubted the Patriots this season?
Hell no, cant wait for em to beat the Giants either XD
Ever grabbed a mans ass thinking it was a woman?
Nope
Ever tried Para-sailing?
Quote from: shadowdude on January 21, 2008, 09:45:56 PM
Hell no, cant wait for em to beat the Giants either XD
Giants win by a field goal.
Black Shadow: No
Have you ever pulled poop out of your ass with your hand because it was taking too long to come out?
Uh, no, and it's not something I'm eager to try.
Have you ever actually called one of those phone numbers that people scratch into bathroom stalls?
Nope but i know someone who has, >_>
Have you ever clicked on a nude pic of a guy, thinking it was a woman?
Nope.
Have you ever had a Trash Party in your house?
yes,,people get trashed at my place all the time
ever been to the superbowl?
Quote from: Link on January 22, 2008, 06:20:15 PM
Nope but i know someone who has, >_>
refference to me perhaps?
Quote from: Irock on January 22, 2008, 06:10:26 PM
Quote from: shadowdude on January 21, 2008, 09:45:56 PM
Hell no, cant wait for em to beat the Giants either XD
Giants win by a field goal.
Why would you say such hurtful things :(
No, living in england kinda stops me from going to watch it
Ever been throwing a rock in the air, only to hit a bird on accident?
Quote from: Irock on January 22, 2008, 06:10:26 PM
Quote from: shadowdude on January 21, 2008, 09:45:56 PM
Hell no, cant wait for em to beat the Giants either XD
Giants win by a field goal.
Why would you say such hurtful things :(
[/quote]
LoL
No,,never managed to hit a bird by accident
ever tried to prank call someone?
Oh yeah. I called a friend of mine pretended I was a policeman asking numerous questions about an illegal activity that I knew he did. Oh, good times, good times...
Anyway, have you ever seen a mod lock a popular forum game for no reason before today?
Yes, on planetDA.
Have you ever almost been talked into a threesome with your friends?
no,,not yet.
ever seen a UFO?
Yes.
Have you ever hit on a family member?
No, and never will.
Have you ever hit a family member (excluding siblings)?
Yes.
Have you ever stayed awake for more than 48 consecutive hours?
no,,24 hours was the longest
ever stole your friend's gf/bf?
No because I have my own and don't need another.
Have you ever typed something dirty on your computer unaware that your parent is looking over your shoulder?
Nope, makes me glad my computer is in my room :)
Have you ever had your parents find porn on your computer?
No, but that was one of my most intense paranoias when I was thirteen.
Have you ever climbed a mountain?
Yes, actually. I was dead scared at the time, but looking back at it, it was definitely a good experience for me.
Have you ever gone parasailing?
Nope do not like heights ;__;
Ever gone scubba diving?
Nope.
Funfact: Wingard has climbed Mt. Blanca :L
Have you ever been to mexico?
nope
Have you ever been to amsterdam?
Not YET!
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
No.
Have you ever been hit on by a person the same sex?
Yeah, and he is one of my pals.
(No i'm not gay)
Have you ever cut yourself on the wrist(Not deep) to see why everyone whined about it and it ended up hurting so you poured alcohol on it but it ended up getting way worse?
Yeah...just exactly as you said. O_o
Have you ever been slapped?
Quote from: emidy on January 26, 2008, 07:28:56 AM
Yeah...just exactly as you said. O_o
Have you ever been slapped?
Please say you didn't copy my friend lol. He did that 2 weeks ago.
Yes i've been slapped, in numerous styles.
Ever start writing a book and accidently erase it clean off your computer without a back up?
No.
Have you ever kissed someone of the opposite sex?
Yes.
Have you ever kissed someone of the third gender?
...Yes. ;.;
Have you ever raepd Roph?
No.
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
No.
Have you ever had someone think you were stalking them, even though you were really just going in the same direction as them?
Quite a few times actually, i apparently have a stalker-esque walk...
Have you ever thrown a controler out of the window because you got frustrated with a game
My dorm is on the 18th floor, so my answer is no. I wouldn't want to get arrested. (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FZylos_Wink2.gif&hash=93f6037a5955b167d5ac4f9033e1e5381c587a52)
Have you ever been sat on by a fat person?
Yes.
Have you ever eaten a piece of food dropped on the floor for more than a minute?
Ew, no.
Have you ever gotten kicked in the groin in a fight?
Does punched count?
Ever kissed an animal? (Non human ;-;)
...no? I've been licked by dogs and whatnot.
Have you ever thought that you might have [insert taboo paraphilia]?
No.
Have you ever found a random disc while walking home/school/Friend's Place/etc. And said Hey a disc, i wonder whats on it, and your parents want to know and then when you put it in the dvd player and it turned out to pron or really loud(I mean loud) heavy metal?
Erm no, i threw it like a Frisbee and hit a car window ;_;
Ever got caught masturbating, just as you finished?
Nope.
Ever got caught masturbating on the school toilet?
To Both - Nope.
Ever work on a project and end up throwing it away by accident and after you find out ram your head into your door?
Actully..No.
Ever decided to run away from home, and then, change your mind?
lol yeah,
Same question.
Never.
Ever eated something from your nose?
Maybe when i was 4? ewww.....
Ever watch a movie from a series and was really disappointed by it?
Nope.
Have you ever cried to any movie?
yes, AIR TV movie. Saddest anime i'll ever see.
have you ever got a nosebleed just by standing in front of your computer monitor?
Yeah, in school, when I wrote an essay.
Have you ever tried to make an essay in 1 hour, because you were bored?
I did, but not because I was bored. I did it because it happened to be due in 1 hour.
Have you ever been to Munich?
I have not.
Ever posted pictures of your genitals on the internet? :V
No, and I never will <_<
Have you?
Do you dare find out? [spoiler]No, I have not posted pictures of my genitals anywhere.[/spoiler]
Same question.
nope, why would i?
Ever wrote a love letter?
No.
Have you ever yelled at an animal in the zoo, because it wasn't doing anything interesting?
Never been to the zoo...
Ever get slapped by a girl you had a crush on?
more than twice.
Have you ever bought something just for the hell of it, without having a real excuse or reason to?
Yeah. one time, it happen. Don't remember what I bought though>_<
Have you ever runned around on your schools roof?
Yes.
Have you ever spent more than three hours doing one hour's worth of work, because of severe distractibility?
Heck yes.
Have you ever yelled something out loud in a public restroom?
Yeah, i do it alot actually. quite funny at times
Have you ever waterbombed trick-or-treaters on halloween
No, I rather lay on the porch pretending to be a decoration and then scaring the living daylights out of even the adults.
Have you ever looked at someone's avatar and assumed it to be someone else, realizing that it's a different person only after you've already posted?
Yea, I think I've done that a few times.
Have you ever punched a random person in the face?
Not at a random person, but yes at certain someone.
Um, have you ever fought with a girl? A physical fight, that is.
I believe so. I was very young though, and didn't know any better.
Have you ever stolen something worth more than 100 dollars?
No, only in my thoughts... XD
Have you ever blackmailed someone if they didn't help you cheat?
No.
Have you ever turned the TV on late at night but found that volume was set uber-high and accidentally woke everyone up?
Many times.
Have you ever been non-nerdy enough to get laid?
many times, although i do tend to be a lot nerdy and boring lol.
Have you ever got neglected by a whole class?
rarely,,but it happens
ever had a STRAIGHT FLUSH in Poker? (gamewise or in real life)
never liked poker, but i had one... once, never to have the same luck again.
Have you ever read a book that you didn't want to, but had to? (except for school)
Yes, it was something but it was forced by my family.
Quote from: djkdjl on January 28, 2008, 11:55:55 PM
ever had a STRAIGHT FLUSH in Poker? (gamewise or in real life)
One guy got royal flush the first time he played poker, lol
Have you ever masturbated in public?
Uh, no.
Have you ever finished making a game with RPG Maker?
Kind of. Yes, in a way, though I had planned to extend it. My GIAW entries.
Ever started singing as you piss in the public restroom? (Whistling, humming, etc.)
No.
Have you ever wet the bed naked?
No.
Have you ever been locked out of your house (or dorm) and left the only key inside?
No, and thank god for that.
Have you ever skipped school during exams?
never.
have you ever overheated something?
yeah, my computer many times
Ever started singing really loud in your house thinking your alone... only to find that your entire family just heard you?
Yes.
Ever drank out of someone's drink or drank out of the bottle before pouring someone's drink?
Seemingly no one else drinks caffine-free drinks, so that's a no.
Have you ever bought something that you wanted as a present for someone else, knowing that he/she won't want it and would eventually give it to you?
LMAO,,yes a few times.
ever wanted the ability to read people's minds?
Yes.
Have you ever wanted to have sexual relations with :mex:.
Nope, never.
Have you ever been thought as a thief? and no one believed you innocent.
Yes, everytime i find something everyone things i beat someone up to get it :(
Have you ever shot a friend with a BB gun, only to seriously hurt them bu hittin them in the eye... repeatedly
Almost.
Have you ever yelled something inappropriate out in the middle of an exam?
Yes. In fact, I can tell you exactly what I said...
[spoiler]Professor, please! Stop playing the damn funeral march on that %@#$ing trombone! It's very distracting![/spoiler]
True story, that.
Have you ever desperately needed something online right that very second, only to find that the server was down?
yes,,happens from time to time
Ever get frustrated because people can't see how stupid they are being?
Oh yeah, all the time.
Have you ever spilled twink or something on a very important piece of paper (e.g. Essay, C.V. etc)?
I poured chocolate milk on someones work once, 10 pages of work gone :) the fool.
Ever threw a brick at a teacher?
No.
Have you ever fapped to anime?
No, have you?
no
ever farted in an elevator?
hum... nope. Not that I remember, anyways.
Ever rolled around naked in the snow?
no,,tooooo cold for me
ever cried after a movie ended?
I cried like a little girl. (Why oh why did they have to kill off Chelios?)
Have you ever cried at the end of an anime episode?
Quote from: Animefan on February 02, 2008, 03:35:42 AM
I cried like a little girl. (Why oh why did they have to kill off Chelios?)
Have you ever cried at the end of an anime episode?
No, but I was sad when Spike died.
Have you ever broken a disc in half purposely?
Yes.
Have you ever insulted a "mentally challenged" person?
Yes. (I was a little kid. Cut me a break.)
Have you ever eaten a fried bug?
Quote from: Animefan on February 02, 2008, 05:10:43 AM
Yes. (I was a little kid. Cut me a break.)
Have you ever eaten a fried bug?
No.
Have you ever successfully dropkicked someone?
(I.E. you land the bottom of both your feet into someones chest.)
Almost ;9
Have you ever been slapped?
Yes... ;9
Have you ever been beaten up by disabled person?
Nope.
Have you ever throwed up on a girl during the act?
No.
Have you ever spilled your drink all over you while riding in the car? Or driving it?
Nope.
Have you ever broken anything?(Leg, arm, ancel)
Yep
Ever eaten human flesh?
Nope
Have you ever broke something valuable for no reason?
No. When you're practically dead broke, you avoid doing those kinds of things.
Have you ever been so busy on a video game that you literally forgot to eat?
Nope.
Have you?
Yes.
Have you ever played a video game until you've experienced fever-like symptoms?
Yeah, I have flu and I've been playin Team Fortress2, so yeah, I gots a fever :P
Have you ever burped really loud in public?
Yes.
Have you ever defecated on someone's new Ferrari?
No......
Have you ever french-kissed a skunk?
no
ever wished for a do-over?
Yes
Ever wish you were cool?
No.
Have you ever read a fish while slipping, yesterday over the frog.
No.
Have you ever banged your head extremely hard against your monitor when it crashed?
Yes. (The ol' 98 days.)
Have you ever had diarrhea and constipation at the same time?
No, is that even physically possible?
Have you ever (insert very clever question here)?
Of course.
Have you ever been asked a dumb question? This cannot be the question.
yes
ever said,,OMG THIS CANNOT GET ANY WORSE,,and all of a sudden it did get worse?
Yes, many times.
Have you ever accidentally slept in until it was almost dinnertime?
Yes, I slept past it once X_X
Have you ever jumped off your roof onto a trampoline or into a pool?
I don't have a pool.
Have you ever been to Sweden?
Never been.
Have you ever sent someone to the hospital after you kicked their ass?
Im not the fighting guy.
Have you ever drove a car drunk?
dunno, knowing me i might have.
Have you ever set something valuble or set someone on fire?
Yes my arm and foot >_>
Have you ever hit a teacher, (Shadowdude is bared from this question xD)
Yes, i wish i could do it again.
Ever fell asleep in class because it was so boring?
yes,,quiet a few times actually
ever worked on 4 computers at once?
Can't say that I have.
Ever walked around your house in the nude, just for the hell of it, for a day?
Yes... yes i have XD
Have you?
Quote from: Link on February 06, 2008, 11:21:28 PM
Yes my arm and foot >_>
Have you ever hit a teacher, (Shadowdude is bared from this question xD)
lol at you
not the whole day.
have you ever done something really really bad and in the end you actually did something good because of it?
yeah. a few times.
Have you ever jumped off something really high... only to think on the way down that its a very stupid thing to have done?
no
have you ever eaten a meal worm?
Ew, no.
Have you ever took a long time to create a new name for your game, only to find out that it's someone's real name?
close but no.
Have you ever created a group of people to be in your game, only to be completely ripped of by a famous cartoon. Although, you can no longer use that name, because everyone would think you were ripping of the cartoon.
Not to my knowledge.
Have you ever browsed through random member profiles and found that you were on someone's buddy list, even though you don't know who the person is and have never even talked to the person before?
Can't say that i have.
Have you ever stayed up until 5am in the morning play an mmorpg?
No, but I have stayed up that long in general XD
Have you ever played a console game (Not PC) for 3 or more hours? I have ;8
Ive played a consol game for over 12 hours in a row.
Have you ever drank a 12 pack of mountain do within 2 hours?
Nah, I prefer Ginger Ale.
Have you ever walked in on a sibling while they were masturbating?
Not a sibling a cousin though.
Have you ever played a zombie game at 12am hoping it would be scary.(RE4)
don't like the type of game.
have you ever got to a point on any game that you were like "what now?"
several times, but I still play anyways :tpg:
Have you ever tried to kill youself with food?
Uh Nope.
Ever play a game and get stuck on a puzzle?
Sometimes. You wouldn't by chance be referring to my game, would you?
Amyway, have you ever accidentally said "lol" outloud to someone in real life?
Yes, if over the phone counts as real life lol.
Have you ever went to a cafe, with about 5 or around people, and everyone orders only water. And you are the only one who leaves a tip >.> and the waiter doesnt even get mad? Err, nvm.
Have you ever played Kung Fu for the NES, and liked it more than next gen games?
I don't think i've played that.
Ever stay up all night brain storming?
Nope!
Have you ever lost your TV Remote.
yes,,and then I found it only to lose it again
ever puked on your friend?
No.
Have you ever skipped class so that you could actually attend another class?
lol,,nope
ever lasted a week without taking a shower?
Once, when my shower was broken.
Have you ever pretended that you had a incoming call on your cell phone so that you could end an uncomfortable conversation?
More than once
Have you ever had someone call you in the movies when you've forgotten to turn off your phone?
Lots of times.
Have you ever tried drinking hot water and then adding coffee mix to it?
yes... then i realised i hated coffee and couldnt quite understand why i did it
Ever beat up one of your friends (seriosuly beat them up, not just play fight)
Yes many times >_>
^^ Been so drunk you started making out with same sex/ objects around you.
Yes many times >_>
^^ Been so drunk you started making out with same sex/ objects around you.
Lolz, no.
Ever notice your english teacher is a idoit?
Yes. I once had a paper given back to me with a lot of my proper grammar crossed out in a red ink and a little note at the bottom that said "You need to wright with better grammar." ...WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, MR. RUJERRI?!
Anyway, have you ever forgotten your password AND your username at some website?
lots of times
ever believed in stereotypes?
Back in the days when I was still [HITCH HIKER'S GUIDE QUOTATION FTW] a wee idiot.
Ever offended someone with a faux pas?
Er, yes. Many times.
Have you ever swallowed a bug?
This is possible. I once drank a little sherbert with ants floating around in it.
Ever registered somewhere on a forum or site and never visited it again?
yea 3 or 4 times
have you ever thought that your mouse(of pc) a ral mouse was?
Quote from: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on August 03, 2008, 05:30:31 PM
Ever registered somewhere on a forum or site and never visited it again?
I feel like this is so true. Ironic that he's the one that did it. To here.
And no, I've never thought my mouse was actually the animal.
Have you ever fallen face first into a doorknob?
Not once.
Have you ever burned something that isn't supposed to be burned?
Yes i managed to get a burn mark on ice :D
Have you ever argued with someone about being a hypocrite whilst you were being a hypocrite?
Probably.
Have you ever had sex?
Yes, but only with 1 girl. (Same for her, too. ;) )
Have you ever lied about something really insignificant, but seriously regretted it anyway?
I regret all sorts of small things. Lying is probably one of them.
/*kitkatkan doesn't want to go through her cache of regrets, should haves and could haves.
*sniffle*
Have you ever knowingly and willingly drunk another person's piss?
Quote from: arlen on July 23, 2009, 12:03:47 AM
(Same for her, too. ;) )
With another girl?? lol
Nope, I've never drunk piss before... As far as I remember. I've seen Bear Grylls drink his own though.
Have you ever called your teacher mom or dad accidentally in front of the class?
Quote from: grafikal009 on July 23, 2009, 01:26:55 AM
Quote from: arlen on July 23, 2009, 12:03:47 AM
(Same for her, too. ;) )
With another girl?? lol
Lol, I knew somebody would say that. No, of course not, but I couldn't think of any other eloquent way to phrase it without using more than 10 words and that's just way to long to divulge a small amount of information you know what I'm saying to you my friend of course you do you're a bright guy okay bye now
Quote from: grafikal009 on July 23, 2009, 01:26:55 AM
Have you ever called your teacher mom or dad accidentally in front of the class?
I remember doing that once, back in elementary school.
Have you ever been up close enough to a big cat (lion, tiger, etc.) that you could touch it?
Yep, a friend of our family trains animals for movies and stuff. It's based in Florida and years ago when I was down in Florida for vacation I was able to actually hug a tiger. TOTALLY SCARY at first. The cat was like a complete push over, and if I remember correctly, it didn't even care that I was laying on it. (It never got up off the ground ._.)
Have you ever been in an actual fight with some one, then come to be one of their best or good friends later?
Yes, this year with a kid named Josh?
Have you ever been in love?
Yes, a few times.
Have you?
Probably not.
Have you ever wanted to/actually punted a small annoying dog?
Not really, but I have, on accident. I played soccer for 9 years of my life and when I was younger I had smaller dog, who would chase the ball around. I'm sure you can see where this is going. I didn't kick the dog hard, it's one of those things where you start off real fast but notice OH SHIT NO and then slow down at the last moment kind of things.
Have you ever stolen anything worth more than $100?
If pirating software counts, yes.
Ever hit on someone's mom?
I poked my mom's eye out when I was too young to understand things, but I've never punched her or another mom. I've never hit a girl before. @_@
(Also @grafikal900: I called my 5th grade teacher mom a couple times. I didn't know other people did. ;_;)
Have you ever hit a girl?
He said hit ON, not hit. And no.
Continuing Arlen's question.
No but I've had it go the other way around .__.
Have you ever been outnumbered in a fight and won?
Oh, whoops. lol
No. I've been outnumbered in a 4 vs 1 fight and lost. ._.
Have you ever told someone an important secret, and had them blab it to people you know?
My mom essentially does that all the time, though not so much lately.
Quote from: Irock on July 23, 2009, 05:01:47 AM
(Also @grafikal900: I called my 5th grade teacher mom a couple times. I didn't know other people did. ;_;)
I forget what it's called, but millions of people do it. So much so that it actually has a name and it's not always associated with teachers and stuff. It happens most in elementary-middleschool years. I think it happens most to teachers since that's where kids are during those years like 80% of the time.
Have you ever shook an "A-list" celebrity's hand?
Uh I hung out with Johnny Van Zandt for a few days down at Lake Texoma a few years ago.
[spoiler=I look waaaay different](https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fphotos-ak-snc1%2Fv1031%2F241%2F26%2F1131082769%2Fn1131082769_202530_7998.jpg&hash=00dab50aaef322ca1fd70b961f961947597ae60c)[/spoiler]
HAVE YOU EVER LOCKED YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM WITH THE RADIO TURNED ON UP SO LOUD SO NO ONE CAN HEAR HER SCREAMING?
I've never murdered anyone incase that's what you meant.
But if you think anything like me, then: anytime I've had sex the door was never locked nor was anyone home, but there was always some sort of music playing.
Have you ever milked a cow? O.o
No, but I've had a cow suckle on my hand.
Do you know how disgusting cow slobber is?
Yes.
Have you ever hit someone in the face for insulting you?
Yes.
Have you ever skipped a date on purpose?
I haven't ever been on a date. :'(
Have you ever gone into a random angry mood and wanted to just strangle something?
Yes, but I've grown a lot of patience since then.
Have you ever made something you thought was the greatest thing ever, only to have everybody hate it?
Hah, yeah, happens all the time in art school ._.
Have you ever thought something was so funny you laugh out loud only to have no one else around you think it was funny therefore making that situation just... awkward?
Happens all the time.
Have you ever been licked by a wild animal?
I got licked by a Nightwolf once.
Have you ever eaten any kind of animal's testicles?
Vegetarian.
not implying that if i ate meat i would eat testicles.
..
..
Have you ever tried running towards a car and testing its strength?
No, but I've chased after one, er, a truck, and jumped onto the bed of it. T'was going about 8mph :D
Have you ever had a dog pee on you when you picked it up?
Thankfully no.
Have you ever had your pants fall down in public?
No. I'm usually smart enough to hold baggy pants up.
Have you ever checked out a person who appeared to be a woman, but turned out to be a man?
No
Have you ever steal something from your best friend?
Yes. I wanted money for heroin. Bad times. ;9
Ever done something that seemed justifiable at the time, only ask yourself "what the hell was I thinking?" five seconds later?
Yup, with those exact words too I think. <_<
Have you ever been the first person to find out about a new crowd-limited event, but wound up becoming the last person to actually show up for the event?
Nopes. ^^
Have you ever swallowed an insect?
No. I have not.
Has anyone ever been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Yes... no... maybe? I have no idea what you just said.
Have you ever not understood what was being asked of you?
Yes. Many times actually.
Have you ever locked yourself out of the house and there was no one inside?
Yes, but luckily the balcony door on the second floor was not locked, and I'm a good climber :D
Ever had a conversation with someone and for several minutes you both were talking about completely different things without knowing?
Yes. As I recall, I got into a bit of hot water with the person I was speaking to...
Have you ever felt like going to work/school was some kind of punishment?
Yes, many times. ._.
Have you ever been so depressed that you didn't want to live anymore?
Yes. Fortunately it didn't last long.
Have you ever offered a handshake to someone who had a prosthetic hand, or an incomplete hand?
Nope. At least to the extent of my knowledge.
Have you ever wanted to be an animal? Not just the "oh, if I was a tiger, that'd be awesome" or "i r furry."
a bear, but still able to think like me, and only temporarily... like an on off switch maybe?
Has anyone confronted you all confident like, only to have you easily exploit there logic and they walk away pathetically or just to resort to childlike insults or profanity?
Yes.
Have you ever felt like the big project you undertook would never EVER be done because you just didn't have the time to work on it?
Yeah, that was basically my internship all summer.
Have you ever been in a situation where you started something with your friends that you thought you would enjoy and would take only like 30 minutes or so but then end up taking FOREVER but you stuck to it because you were with your friends who were still enjoying it?
Time for painful truth...no! I bailed!
D'ja ever accidentally eat something uncooked that made you sick even though you spit it out right away?
Nopes, not that I can remember of.
Have you ever tried to get along with someone but instead, that person avoided you even more?
Haha yeah, there's this REALLLLY socially awkward girl in my class (not how she survives being as odd as she is). There's only 20 of us and we've been the same class for the past 4 years so we all know each other but we literally know nothing about her. We try to be nice but it is absolutely impossible to have an conversation with her. It's like she gets so nervous that she tremors and speaks how if someone with stage-fright would while public speaking. Then she can only get out 1 word answers so conversations go nowhere if they even can get started.
Have you ever gorged yourself on chinese food for 3 hours straight? (like how I'm about to with my roommates haha)
Nopes. Never tasted Chinese food.
Have you ever eaten so much flavors together that you couldn't know what is sweet and what is sour?
Nah, never had that happen.
@Love: You've never had Chinese? :o
Now that's surprising.
Ever bite your tongue while speaking publicly and reflexively exclaim a swear word?
@M00s: I live in Egypt so we don't really have any Chinese food around. ^^
Nope. I bit my tongue but I never said a swear word publicly.
Have you ever felt so happy that you wanted to act silly around? lol
Yes... so I did!
@Love: I see. Wow, you are the first Egyptian person I've ever spoken to. Cool!
Really? Well, I guess that makes me kind of special. ^^
And since you forgot to ask a question, I'll go ahead and ask. ;)
Have you ever ran out of subjects to talk about and it felt awkward?
Yeah. I do it all the time with girls D:
Are you/do you know a Urophiliac.
I don't know what that is, and neither does google. So that leads me to believe that you made that word up or spelled it terribly incorrect. So much so that google literally returns an error when searching for "urophelica".
Have you ever drank so many energy drinks that you just stopped blinking for a long period of time without noticing?
No, but I was on so much speed I didn't sleep for 4 days.
@Love: Sorry, I got distracted!
Ever run a fever so high that you thought you were dreaming even when awake?
@M00s: Oh no, it's ok. ^^
Yup, happened once or twice I think.
Ever got a flu and thought it was a swine or a bird flu? D:
No, thank god.
Have you ever checked out a relative?
Nope.
Have you ever gone a whole day without eating anything and never noticed it?
Almost did, but no.
Have you ever broke a window by playing baseball or something like that? (xD)
I thought I did once, but I might have just been dreaming that I could control that I was dreaming. On the subject of dreams, mine are all just random stories or dreamventures or, as of late, random everyday happenings jumbled up into a headachy dream. Everyday happening dreams are really confusing, I'll wake up and think I'll have oreos when I DON'T. *grumble*...
Also my dreams are usually mishmashed between realism and anime. Sad, eh?
Okayokayokay. Have you ever unconsciously given someone the finger?
Nope, but I have consciously given someone the finger when I was really pissed, does that count? <_<
Have you ever taken a nap during the middle of the day, and wake up in the evening thinking that you had to go to school because the clock said it was 12 hours later than when you normally leave (6am vs 6pm)?
Nope because I never went to school before. (I am homeschooled.)
Have you ever heard about something in the news so terrible but didn't think it might happen to you and it happened?
No.
Have you ever been attacked by an animal? (I have :O)
Yes, a cat. o:
Have you ever been to a jungle?
No.
Have you ever been caught in the act of doing something sexual?
Err...just almost. Does that count?
Have you ever been so scared that your hands were shaking so much that you couldn't control them at all?
Yes ma'am! Almost got into a head-on collision with a big rig last winter. I thought i was gonna die!
Have you ever forgotten an aquaintance's name but tried to bluff your way through a conversation with them?
Numerous times....which is very bad.
Have you done something so stupid that you wished you had video taped it for laughs later on?
Lol, once! Normally I try to forget embarassing stuff, but...
Once I slipped on a slick spot on my wife's kitchen floor when we were still dating. I went straight down and landed on my... tenders. :o
Ever belch or fart REALLY loud in an inappropriate setting, like a funeral?
OUCH!
Does right in the middle of my favorite teacher's class count? Right as she was giving a lecture on how to be apporiate in the class room?
Have you ever been tackled by a girl a foot shorter then you and had the wind knocked out of you? (This happened today during Pys Ed. except she was 2 feet shorter then me. I was shocked when she knocked the wind out of me)
There was a small girl in my Batto-jitsu classes, Ryoko, who was 5' even and maybe 120 lbs soaking wet. Beuatiful girl. The first, oh, 100 times we sparred, I got my ass handed to me on a dirty paper plate.
Ever forget one of your friends or relatives had died (just for a second) and then had to go through it all again?
Nopes, I don't think so. ^^
Have you ever been so frustrated that you almost really tore your hair off?
Nope.
Have you ever gotten suspended?
Yup. =(
Have you ever finished a game?
I am assuming you mean with Game Maker or RPG Maker so...
Yes I have. It was small and buggy and looked horrible, but I finished it!
Think back to your high school days for this
Have you ever been talked back to by a freshman? If so, what did you do to the little dumbass?
Never because I am not in high school yet. xD
Have you ever forgotten something your remembered so clearly before?
Umm....no....but thats because it is sorta a condriction. (I can't spell!!!!)
Have you ever had those plastic cones they give dogs to them from scratching on your head?
No.
Have you ever eaten food intended for animals, like a dog biscuit?
Nope.
Have you ever bought a DVD/CD/Video Game, and when you got home and opened the case, there wasn't a disc in it?
Yeah, and I the store gave me a hassle about getting a refund about it because I was too young to have an ID at the time. They thought I'd gone and just taken the disc and was trying to get my cash back.
Have you ever had someone walk in at such a moment when you were in a really awkward position, like when you were bending down to pick up something with your butt facing the door?
I had someone walk in my front door while I was wanking it. That's a pretty awkward position.
Have you ever spied on someone doing something?
Yes, I have spied on Irock wanking it. Uh... whoops...
Ever been caught singing when you thought you were all alone?
Yup, and I was embarrassed. x:
Ever been caught doing something naughty and got your body all shaking?
:o Yea....lets not talk about that time at all. lol
Have you ever went to a website thinking its one thing, and it turns out to be porn?
(EX. We pulled this on my friend. We told him to go to "pen island .com" (penis land .com) and he typed it in and went to it....thank god for the blocks on our schools computer.....it was hilarous when he looked at why it was blocked....
NO
Have you ever gotten below a 10 on a test?
Yup. It was for a bet though...put my name on the paper, and then didn't do the rest of it. I got a 1.
Have you ever thought your pet has wanted to kill you?
Nawps.
Have you ever acted silly to get someone's attention?
I believe that is a symptom of being in love, so yes!
Ever use someone else's bath towel?
Yes. There weren't any others available.
Have you ever picked on someone because other people were, then later regretted it?
Not that I can remember of.
Ever done something bad but you didn't regret it?
Soooooort of
Have you ever been an immature idiot on a forum and went liek dis and :o :-[ :o :P :P :P :-X :-\ :) :-\ :-\ :-* :police: :=: ;8 sjglsjgas?
Naw. ^^
Ever felt what it's like to be a noob?
Yesssssss
have you ever gotten perfect attendance at school?
Once...in 1st grade. lol
Ever had an out of body experince?
No, but i'm trying to.
Ever been a hacktivist?
Nopes. :/
Ever felt that love is a bad feeling for you?
All the time.
Ever set fire to a peep (marshmellow duck thing) just so you could watch it burn and laugh evilly?
Nopes, I get afraid from fire. x:
Ever used smileys like O.O or x: just because someone you like does that?
Yes, but not anymore.
Ever ate cookie dough raw?
Yes, once.
Ever tried to fight slacking but never got to succeed?
Not really
Ever laughed so hard that you cried?
Yup, many times.
Ever been called something you really, really hate but for once, you didn't mind?
Yeah, I got used to it.
Ever been a bully?
Nope
Ever beaten up a bully, because he was bullying other people?
Nopes, although I wanted to but I am weak. x:
Ever thought something was so easy but when you got put in the situation, you realized that it wasn't at all?
Nope, because I am just that awesome. lol
Have you ever felt like a nerd just for watching some tv show (ex. Stargate SG-1)
... I have watched the whole first 3 seasons (give or take like 5 episodes) so yes.
Have you ever cross dressed just for the heck of it?
Yes, one Halloween I was a Geisha. I am NOT a convincing woman.
Ever accidentally start what became a big fire?
I wish. That would be awesome.
Ever tackled someone you didn't know, just for the heck of it?
Yes. In high school, the band geeks (me) were practising marching on the football field. The FB team said we had to leave because it was their turn, and as the band director and FB coach were discussing the matter, I and the rest of the bass section wiped out the first 9 players we could get to. My buddy Jason yelled to the coach, "Yeah, better let 'em practise, they suck at defense!"
On that note....
Ever get removed from public property for improper behavior?
Nopes.
Ever thought that someone is boring to death but it suddenly turned out that you are?
Nope.
Ever felt you should have won something in a competition and when you watch the video of what you did, you realize how much you sucked?
Nopes, not really~
Ever had so much to do in so little time?
Jeez, when DON"T I? :P
Ever slam yer fingers in a car door?
Nope...
Have you ever saw a corpse?
Yes. I'm not comfortable at funerals.
Ever felt so bored that you actually took the time to go into an OCD cleaning mode and organize your room?
Nopes. I am rarely bored and when I am, I don't clean. ._.
Ever had this feeling that you wanted to be lonely?
Nope. being lonely sucks.
Ever wanted to act like a noob? ex. using these :bean: :mex: :zoid:
Nooooeeesss! (Oh god, noobs!)
Ever lied something big just to see if someone cares about you or not?
Guilty of that....
Have you ever made someone cry, just because you wanted to be mean that one day?
Yep, I'm afraid I have a bit of a cruel streak.
Ever punch a hole in something (with a fist?)
Nope....I lack physical strength. lol
Ever thought those little magic tricks were teh shit?
Yeah, so I learned some, and now my children won't leave me alone! ;)
Ever wish you'd never shared a skill or talent?
Yes 'coz they're better at it than I am. The student has surpasses the master is only glorious if you're the student and not the master.
Have you ever collapsed all of a sudden?
After every fire I'm in. I try to be sitting down when my legs give out from repressed fear.
Ever fall asleep in a bathtub full of water and wake up feeling like you were drowning?
Nope. I don't bath in bathtubs.
Ever felt so heavy that you couldn't even stand up?
Depends on how tired i am :tpg:
Ever take the feeling of being mildly sick as a novelty, and even look forward to feeling like crap for the next couple of days?
A lot. o-o
Ever wanted to miss an appointment?
Yes, quite alot
Ever thought a movie would be hilarious but when you went and seen it, it wasn't a good movie at all?
Yup, once or twice.
Ever worked so hard on something and when you were done, you were to just find out that it's no use because it can't be used anymore?
I outlined the entire plot of my game, and even wrote an opening, battle themes, and other various musical tracks for it. I developed character bios, with personality profiles, I even made a bunch of sketches.
But I find RPGMaker software far too limiting for my needs, so I abandoned all that.
So, yes.
Ever stolen something physical worth more than $100?
No, no! Stealing is bad, no!
Ever acted like a noob because you wanted people to laugh on you?
All the time.
Ever gotten sick of grinding all the time on a 'short' story RPG
Nawps.
Ever wanted to wear black glasses just to be cool?
Wanted? No. It just happens B]
Every wanted to murder someone?
Dude, I'm married. Of course I have!
Ever want to go into a bank or government institution and start saying nasty things to the employees?
Errr I think I have once.
Ever asked an embarrassing question to your parents but you didn't know what it means?
Wait what.
Err no.
Have you ever made a RMXP/VX script?
Yup, a VX script, with a couple WIPs.
Ever tried to find the beginning of a rainbow, just so you could taste it?
Yes, and when that didn't work, I bit my friend Paul, who is gay. Gay people do NOT taste like Skittles.
Ever get So mad at your parents that you hit them?
Nope, though it's been the reverse before. ;_;
Have you ever eaten something so bad that you just had to take another bite to taste how bad it was again?
Nope. Once is enough for me
Ever been in a car with some one, and they fart a stinky fart, and they have control over the window lock??
Sort of. My daughters BOTH let it fly after the chinese buffet one day. I was in the driver"s seat, but the window WOULDN"T MOVE cuz it was frozen.
Ever have a keyboard that did what it wa nt ed t o333 >?
Yes. I ended up throwing against the wall....then I broke out the wireless keyboard that we were only allowed to use after the other one broke :D
Ever played Okami? Best game ever!!!
Naw.
Ever disliked someone just because they don't like anime?
Nope. As I don't watch it very often, it doesn't really affect me.
Ever had bronchitis? Thats what I have... :( It sux
Nope, I don't think so. D:
Ever wanted to be cool just to use this 8)?
Not really.
Ever felt torn between two people that you really like and can't decide between them?
I assume you refer to romantic relationships. If so, then no. I've been with the same woman for 16 years, now, counting dating and married time.
I really don't remember life before her!
Have you ever made a (fill in the blank) joke and then realized the was a person of that group in the room?
Nopes.
Ever was so bored in one minute and the other minute, work rained on you?
Yes. Damn you magic raining work!!! lol
Ever had a fight with your best friend over something little?
Yes. I was frustrated and I hurt her somehow, she ended up not coming to my forums for a week. O_O
Ever looked forward for something just to find out that it sucked?
Yup. quite alot actually
Ever watched your favorite comedian live?
Nawps.
Ever ate something that was delicious to you and found out later that the ingredients sucked beans?
Yup yup.
Ever had to take medicine that gave you worse 'side effects' then the orginal sickness gave you?
Yes. I had to take a medicine for an allergy I had but I ended up being dizzy and unable to stand. O_O
Ever had someone ruin your day and then the next day, talk to you as if it was nothing?
You have no clue how often that happens to me....
Ever felt like being blond just so you could blame your hair color?
Nopes.
Ever laughed to tears?
Quote from: Love on October 02, 2009, 11:14:41 PM
Nopes.
Ever laughed to tears?
Almost. I recall once we were doing mad libs, and one part of the story was "and my dad likes to fart in the middle of the movie".
Have you ever got detention?
Yeah. A couple times.
Ever climbed out of a window?
Nawp. We live on the sixth floor. o-o
Ever felt like doing something mad?
You mean like going into a bank and yelling, "EVERYBODY HIT THE DECK! THIS IS A STICK-UP!" and then leaving? Naaaw, not me...
Ever go to jail? :-[
I am 13...what would I do enough to be in jail? xD
Ever pretended to be sick to avoid going to school or work?
Nooo. I'm an honest person. 99.9% of the time.
Have you ever ate so much your stomach hurt that night?
Once, I think.
Ever felt the pain of slow internet? ._.
Yep. 56k sucked.
Ever walk out of a store and realize you had something you didn't pay for?
Aye.
Ever had a blood clot?
No, but I have treated a few patients who did. It appears to be excruciatingly painful, and depending on where it moves, it can be deadly. I hope I never have one.
Ever been to Morocco? Very good food there...
Nope.... :D
Have you ever dyed your hair?
Nawps.
Ever did a thing in the very last moment?
I did my homework at the last moment.
Have you rejected someone in a rude manner?
Sort of...
Ever been put in an awkward situation?
Umm... it depends.
Have you ever worked in a group on a project or something and did absolutely nothing at all?
Yeah. That was most of highschool. College projects are different though. People are grown up to realize that the work we do actually matters.
Have you ever walked into a 3-some and you WEREN'T IN IT, or... have you have ever walked into a 3-some and YOU WERE IN IT?
Heh, heh... that's between me and my two "friends"...
Ever been in a what was supposed to be a dignified situation, like a wedding, and realized that the people around you had horrendous manners?
Naw.
Ever forgot about a site like I forgot about this one? ._.
Yes. And it won't be the last time either. lol
Ever puked all over your date?
No, but she puked on me!
Ever walk around a state fair with no shirt on because somebody ate nothing but fried food and pepsi that day, and then went on a fast spinning ride with you and then barfed all over you?
No. I would have gone home right away, due to my clean freak-ness
Ever been back stabbed by a best friend, then later got a chance to stab them back, and take the high road and not stab them back? ( <--- I took the low road. Much easier. lol)
Well, I've been stabbed in the leg by my best friend and 4 years later I accidentally stabbed him in the hand, which wasn't as bad as getting stabbed in the leg, so I suppose I took the high road? lol
Ever been in a hot air balloon?
Yup. IT was fun, despite my fear of heights
Ever been tackle hugged by a 90 pound girl? Its not fun...lol
Ouch. Bony, is it not?
Ever call the White House Comment Line? 202 456 1111 is the number... or so I'm told.
I got the number here (http://www.sentimentsofanamericanwoman.com/NationalWelfareLeague.htm) during the NIN Year Zero game.
Not really. I get knocked down though because she always surprises me with that. lol
White House line? Nope, never felt the urge to waste my time like that. lol
Ever played Kingdom Hearts?!
No, but I saw it played once. I remember the main dude- Sora?- casting a fire spell. He sounded so funny... "Fi-yur!"
Ever accidentally step on a small animal that then got mad at you and attacked?
No....although I have been attacked by a small animal :(
Ever had multiple girls/guys wanting to date you while you are not single? My life is like hell because of this. lol
You bet. As soon as I got married, the ladies- and sometimes gentlemen, too- have been throwing offers at me like frisbees. I think the wedding ring is some kind of undiscovered sex magnet... for everyone but your spouse!
Ever cheat on your girl/guy? Even once? For purposes of this discussion, cheating will be defined as anything think your other would not want to see you do with another person.
I flirt a lot but not while I'm in a relationship, and my last relationship was like 9 months ago. So no.
Ever drink an entire gallon of Turkeyhill Limonade (or your own favorite drink) within about an hour?
64 ounces of Dr. Pepper in 30 minutes count? Then yes.
In a totally unrelated vein... Have you ever pissed yourself in public?
Unrelated my ass. lol
No, never have.
Ever burnt yourself 5 or more times during a week?
Probably not...
Have you ever held it in until you got off a plane?
If by "it" you mean terrified screaming, yes. But just barely.
Ever been rude to a customer at work onlky to find out he was the owner of the company?
lol Nopes.
Ever had the feeling to do something, but in the same time you didn't want to? o-o
You mean studying? yes. Right now, in fact.
Have you ever completely misinterpreted a relationship and then embarassed yourself by acting on that misinterpretation?
Yes ;9
Have you ever started to type a question on this game, figured someone had probably already asked it, and just not posted at all? xD
Nopes, I don't think so. :/
Have you ever wanted to dance around in public?
Yes. And I did, too.
Ever save someone's life? How?
Well, sort of. There was this time when my mum's car was making a weird sound that it had done before and we fixed it back then. She seemed careless about it but then I reminded her of what happened back then and she took it to the mechanic. He said that the car could have exploded if she hasn't took it to him, so does that count?
Have you ever wanted to punch someone in public?
Sure, that counts.
I have punched someone in public. I used to do tournament Muay Thai, untill I figured out that I wasn't quite that tough.
Ever find over 100 (insert your country's currency here) on the street?
Nope, 'fraid not. ;-;
Have you ever fallen asleep in the middle of typing somethi- zzzzzz...
lol Unfortunately not. I can't sleep when being in front of the comp. o-o
Ever did something good just to get something you want but in the end, you didn't get it?
I did when I was much younger. That's when I realized that the world owes me nothing.,
Ever Go to work/school on a day when you didn't have to go?
I tried, but then stuff happened. I don't wanna talk about it. *retreats to fetal position*
Have you ever stayed up all night just to do stuff on the internet?
Yeah, quite often...it's hard to wake up at 6:20 when you fall asleep past midnight though, so I stopped.
Have you ever taken a bite out of someone's sandwich while they weren't looking?
Yes, one big one. Well, I guess I kinda put the whole thing in my gob all at once. I'm such a glutton...
Have you ever been in a romantic situation when suddenly your stomach gurgles really loud?
lol Nopes. Never been put in a romantic situation before. ;-;
Ever had your food eaten by someone else because you couldn't eat it yourself?
Yeah, my family does that a lot. Seriously. We're big. And that's just immediate family.
Have you ever put something off till the last minute, and it ends up better than if you had done it way earlier?
All the damn time.
Ever touch yourself in public? I KNOW YOU HAVE BECAUSE I WAS WATCHING.
*awkward silence*
Have you ever been so frustrated at the computer that you wanted to do a keyboard smash?
*smashes keybord now* well if you count it for a movie project for scool on the harmfull effects of riods then yes i have!
have you ever reconstucted an electronic device to make it do somthing diffrent?
Actually, yes! :)
Have you ever shoved an entire satsuma/tangerine/other small orange fruit in your mouth before?
Hmm...*shoves clementine in mouth* vov a fof!*
Have you ever spent hours trying to fix something just to find out that the way to solve it was rediculously simple?
*Translation=Now I have
Who hasn't? It happens to me often.
Have you ever taken a photo of someone without them knowing?
Yes...
Have you ever goten a phone call from a random person you didnt know saying you where stealing, when your not?
I've gotten weird calls from random strangers yes, but never about stealing...
Have you ever eaten an ant? (With it's eyes, intestines, brains, reproductive parts, etc.?)
Once. ._.
Have you ever looked at something [not so nice to look at] and didn't feel guilty?
Only every 'effin day of my life. It's called the internet. The entire reason EVERYONE should have a chemical eyewash station in their home.
Have you ever sat down to watch a movie on TV and just ended up staring into space the whole time instead?
lol... ive done that at the movie theater....
have you ever spent more then 100$ on a gift for some one besides your self?
Numerous times.
Have you ever felt like utter shit without a reason at all?
Like now? Yes.
Have you ever suspected the two people were one person?
Yup. And sometimes I see people and wonder if they're people I know but from the future, taking their vacation in the past ._.
Have you ever felt like a small talk robot? ;9
hmmm? not sure what you mean, but i think i haven't
have you ever done something for someone, then realized they didnt need it any more after you just did it?
Quote from: Mr_Wiggles on December 14, 2009, 04:00:31 AM
hmmm? not sure what you mean, but i think i haven't
have you ever done something for someone, then realized they didnt need it any more after you just did it?
All the time.
Have you ever eaten yellow snow?
What? o-o No.
Ever lost something so precious to you but didn't care?
My GBA SP. Yeah. I was sad for a couple days, got over it, and that was that.
Have you ever felt proud of liking something everyone else thinks is lame? (Pokemon FTW.)
Pretty much all the time.
Ever spontaneously burst into song and dance?
Quote from: Miriku on December 11, 2009, 08:12:12 PM
Have you ever put something off till the last minute, and it ends up better than if you had done it way earlier?
Yeah I was gonna reply to this ages ago but now it's just awesome.
Evr mdae a sllma tpyo tht wsa rael ouibvos and ddnit nciote utinl you had alradey odeerrd 500 cpeios of ervyetnihg?
No. <_<
Ever been put in a situation where your life could have been threatened and still got blamed for it?
Yeah. Only if it involves my eight-year-old triplet siblings.
Have you ever found that nonsense made more sense than things that make sense?
some of the time.
Have you ever been tied up to a tree by your friends and left there? :(
Ahh no. O.O
Have you ever promised someone for something big then so coldly didn't do it?
*sighs* Yes.
Have you ever slipped on the ice and fell face flat into a bank of snow?
Not a bank of snow, but more ice and broke my nose. ;9
Ever peed out of a second story building?
Nooooooooo
Have you ever let a dog lick your privates? :zwink:
what
:wtf: :djang:
ROFL answer it
Not me personally, but my cousin said he put peanut butter on his balls and let his dog lick it.......
Have you ever answered a question that just the image in your head made you feel upset in the tummy?
yes, and the one you just did made me feel sick as well...
have you ever built an igloo?
On the computer
Have you ever went to a website that you though would help answer a problem but all it had was porn?
We've all come to RMRK.
Have you ever left a restaurant without paying for your meal?
No. Not that I'm willing to admit, anyway. <.< >.>
Have you ever wanted to just skip over someone making a long post addressed to you?
Been there, done that. It's called tl;dr.
Have you ever wished that something that's been the same for as long as anyone can remember was better? *stares at small refrence mannequein*
I recall Snow being awesome, and then when my dad had me snow blow the drive way I recall it being terrible.
Oh, the drive way was super long and wider than most. It really did suck having to do the ENTIRE thing...
Ever change someone's facebook status while they weren't paying attention? (I used my sister's cellphone and changed her status to "out of toilet paper!" :tpg:)
No. Don't know anyone who has FaceBook
Ever wanting to throw out your PC through the window when it hangs to much?(stupid question really :-\)
yea, my laptop from last night...
ever killed an animal even by accident?
Not me personally, but a friend of mine.
Have you or someone you know ever dropped car keys into a well?
No. We really don't have many wells around here. >_>
Have you ever lied just for the sake of lying?
Well, sometimes but its to my moms boy friend.
Have you ever tried to fix something that didn't need fixing?
Just my cat... well, actually it wasn't my cat. It was my neighbours cat. Actually, it wasn't their cat it was their kid. Actually, it wasn't the whole kid, just his left kidney. Actually, I didn't fix it I kind of broke it. Actually, I didn't break it I kind of minced it and sauted it. Actually, I broiled it and made it into pate' and had it on crackers at teatime this afternoon.
Have you ever typed so much bullshit that your fingers and ears bled pure crap?
Yeah.
Ever read too much that you felt sleepy?
Yessir, I most certainly have.
Have you ever managed to screw up something that was completley idiot-proof?
Yea... :-\
In Christmas times:
Have you ever gave something away and then it turns out everyone have gave that thing to that person?
Nope.
Have you ever managed to avoid a cliche until you realized it wasn't cliche after all?
Once, I think.
Ever spent YEARS working on a project then it went all to waste?
Yeah. Definately.
Don't you hate it when you can't seem to figure out a word's correct spelling?
Sometimes, but I always have a spellchecker. lol
Have you ever done something bad to a person and didn't regret it?
I think so. I usually regret a lot of things later though, so...
Have you ever actually forgotten that it was a holiday like New Years or such?
A few times. lol
Ever been so pessimistic that you didn't smile for the whole day?
Only all the time :p
Ever work so hard/long that you completely missed your birthday?
Nope.
Have you ever laughed about how people in the fifties thought the present would be like?
Sometimes. Then I think of how we think the future will be.
Ever sneezed so hard your shoulder hurt?
Um. No.
Have you ever wanted to do something SOBAD and then realized that it was virtually impossible to do?
Yes.
Have you ever been so confused about something that you started talking about?
Only always.
Have you ever used fraudianFrooidianFhqwgadsFreudian slip to prove a point?
I'm pretty sure that if you intentionally use a Freudian slip, it's no longer a Freudian slip and just being deceitful. So no.
Have you ever intentionally hurt an animal?
Define "animal". If you mean some thing non-human, then no. If you mean little people who think they are tough, yes.
Have you ever made dinner/lunch/etc. and then make something else to eat, because you didn't feel like eating whatever you put the effort into?
Yes.
Have you ever wanted to kill your best friend (why is that person your best friend then?)?
Toture, yes. Kill.....no? maybe.....no
Have you ever had a snow day during midterm exams?
Unfortunately no I never did...
Have you ever done poopies in the pool?
Thank god, no.
Have you ever dressed up fancier than usual due to the lack of normal clothing?
Yep. I had no clean tees one day so I had to wear a button down...
Ever watch a really graphic movie and then get this craving for food? Hopefully the craving is unrelated...
YES.
Have you ever had unsettling thoughts about an animal?
Well, not really. I hated my neighbors' dogs, if that counts. :|
Have you ever blown your nose and had a piece of food came out?
I have actually, but I knew it was in there and was trying to get it out... Long story.
Have you ever taken a girl on a date and accidentally caused them physical harm?
Yeah. She didn't sleep with me for a week after that, but that was only because she couldn't. >_>
Have you ever stolen something?
Yeah, but that was a long time ago. I was bored, I was a bit low on intelligence, and I was interested in that object. (I forgot, but I think it was some cards or something.)
Have you ever met/talked with a mentally insane person?
I'm best friends with the closest possible thing.
Have you ever had to stay up all night to do something? As in, you didn't sleep? At all?
'Cuz I have.
FF1... my mom mentioned how I must have "woken up early"... didn't even realise
/me continues the topic.
Have you ever sang out loud in public, thinking you were alone- only to be caught, and embarrassed?
never while thinking I was alone
ever been distracted by someone yelling you to get off the comp so you drop the ball on a "have you ever" thread
No, but I understand, bro. :D
Ever gone to class late so you could mastur- I mean finish your homework? >3>
Yea- wait, for finishing the homework, yes. <.<
Have you ever been waiting up for someone to come online, only to have them finally come on just as you really need to leave for somewhere that second, and they suddenly think you're purposefully trying to avoid them?
Yes.
Have you ever made a completely innocent comment, but the other party mistook it for a dirty joke?
Hell yes, all the time, and it's awesome.
Have you ever wasted food?
yeah, use to have a slight eating disorder :(
Have you ever spent a whole conversation only quoting songs... and have it actually take a while for the person you are talking to to notice?
Haha, I do that all the time, then we end up having a sing along when they realise.
Have you ever tried combining hot chocolate, coffee and tea all in one drink?
Oooh, no. I have had Coffee and Tea together though, it's rather gross. :P
Ever look at some wet spots on something and say to your self, "God, I hope that's not piss."
Yes. I say it regularly. Because I live in a dorm next to a bathroom on this floor.
Have you ever thrown something out of a window X stories high in a building?
Yes, a stocking full of lard, from the roof of a 16 story industrial building. It made a terrific mess.
Ever been to more than one funeral in the same day?
Can't say I have, no.
Have you ever said to yourself 'I'm gonna do this today' and ended up wasting your waking hours that day wasting your time on something else?
Yes, but not recently. I have to maintain at least the illusion of structure for my kids.
Ever been so bored that a trip to the bathroom sounded like fun?
Ohyeah.
Has the lack of original movies (as in, not taken from a book) ever really bothered you?
I have never noticed the abundance of non-original movies.
Have you ever really, really wanted to correct someone in while they're ranting at you, but couldn't because it'd just make them more angry? (I have two older sisters :P)
yes... but I would be killed for it
have you ever had an ex (of the opposite gender mind you) legitimately think you were gay while dating (or straight if of same gender)
No, but some of my friends of the opposite gender have. I think it has something to do with being raised primarily by women. Or maybe I'm just a girly man.
Have you ever passed out while vomiting, NOT including times when very drunk?
OH wow that sounds gnarly. But no I never have.
Have you ever had totally secret quickie sex, without closing a door, and pretty much being in the same room with your best friends?
Or just said fuck it and done it right there anyway. Question mark.
... <_<
Why do I get the feeling that YOU have?
Anyways, have you ever had the greatest idea ever, and then thought about some other thing that the idea reminded you of, only to forget what you were thinking about in the first place?
Oh, only once or twice....
Have you ever wanted to toss a glass over your shoulder after drinking from it, like in the cartoons?
Actually, I think I've done that before, though I don't think it broke.
Stupid carpet...
Have you ever Googled your username and found it referenced randomly on an obscure porn site?
No, but it turns out someone named "Ryan Leber" and his brother Richard murdered some guy a few years back, so that lovely bit of info turns up on page 1.
Thanks, guys. And thanks, bloggers, for making it stay on the front page, so every time someone googles "Ryan Leber" they get "vicious beating" and "rife with violence." Real cool.
Ever skipped out of work early because you know nobody else is around to catch you?
Pshft- yeah! Untill they installed cameras and I couldn't do it without getting caught...
Ever had a wild bird land on you?
Yes, while I was holding out a cupful of bird seed. It was cute.
Have you ever forgotten your train of thought three seconds after having it?
all the....what?
Have you ever watched your friend Paula die over and over and over and over and had nothing you could do about it?
Depends, if Paula was also named Zoey, and a tank kept killing her...If not then no.
Have you ever had someone tackle you out of nowhere onto the dirt, and you never seen them before?
Nope.
Have you ever had someone accidentally piss you off badly without even knowing it, but you really don't want to bring it up or talk about it so you act as though nothing's wrong?
Yeah.
I was a groom's man in my brother's wedding, and at the reception I was put at a table off to the side, behind a column. He fucking asked me to be one, and he doesn't even sit me at the wedding party table?! In fact, none of my immediate family, except my brother who was the first man or whatever they're called, was placed anywhere near the wedding party table (he was sitting at it).
Have you ever joined in on a game (online) in which you were doing really well only to be kicked for a reserved slot?
No, but it's happened to a lot of people I know.
Have you ever fallen asleep in the middle of an action scene?
Yaaah. I was watching V For Vendetta (it was the scene in which he's infiltrating the Broadcast building) one time at around 4 a.m. and I just passed out.
Have you ever realized that almost everything you say to someone you have a crush on could be considered a "hit" on them?
...Many times yes... >_>
Ever had the urge to go just hit one of those stress balloons?
Yes, just had my violin exam done, and i really couldn't stand up, or do anything, i got so stressed that i couldn't think in anytihng,if i hadnt one of those, i think i would have suicided. (weird, since people usually get nervous before a performance, but in my case, i get nervouse after), and that's annoying =(
Have you ever been hit by a car/motocycle...etc.etc.
Nope. I've almost been run over though by someone speeding through a light.
Have you ever pondered the purpose of something you're doing at that exact moment, yet go ahead and do it anyways?
I cannot lie, because I just caught myself as I was about to close out the tab.
Have you ever really, really wanted to buy something, you even had the money, but had to force yourself not to? (Hey der, Starcraft 2.)
Yep. Trying to save for new RAM card.
Ever wanted to blurt out any random phrase in public?
OH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE (it's a game we play, me and my friends... We basically say something at a loud talk (louder than talking, soften than yelling); random things, and count how many people start to stare at us)
Have you ever bit an animal after it bit you? (same applies for all types of wounds that an animal can give in a tit-for-tat fashion eg. Scratch for scratch, bite for bite, nutshot to nutshot, etc)
Tried to but failed and ended up running 5 blocks away from my house
Have you tossed something valuable in the air without thinking about it?
well, it was kinda valuable, but not really as much for monetary reasons rather than reasons of past experiences...
That is, I have a hard time hanging on to a phone, losing them often by just leaving them on tables, friends houses, etc...
The phone was tossed because I was tossing a grocery bag full of trash at my friend's moving car (because he tried to leave it at my house) and the phone was also in that hand. And rather than releasing the two fingers holding the bag, I released all five.
The phone then flew into a ditch filled with water, and we spent the next ten minutes looking for it, culminating with the phone being found underfoot by a 250 lbs man standing in mud.
Have you ever fought someone just for the hell of it? Bonus points if the other person had no reason to fight you but the hell of it as well.
Unless like family foot wars count... no.
Have you ever changed your appearance because you realized you looked just like one of your parents at your age?
No. But my brother did....he exaggerated.
Have you ever played a game..only to get to one of the most confusing puzzles, ending up in throwing your controller down shouting "Damn this game!" ?
No, that's when I go to GameFaqs XD
Have you ever had a sex-related dream involving a family member?
No....Who would?
Have you ever laughed at a bum when you walked by him/her?
Only once when I was little, because of what he was telling people. I felt bad about it afterwards.
Hmm, have you ever forged or lied about a grade card or progress report?
i'm top notch, to the point that people sought me out to make forgeries for them! bahahahaha!
Have you ever done something, sexually, that you hope never becomes known to anyone?
Quote from: Sashikinaroji on July 31, 2010, 05:43:50 AM
Have you ever done something, sexually, that you hope never becomes known to anyone?
That is weird for you to ask...If the person that will answare didn't want anyone to know about it, he just can't answare your question, that was a fail :p
Well to answer Roji, No.
Have you ever played a game for a long time only to forget that you had something important to do?
Yes, Exams the next morning
Have you ever attempted to run up a wall and instead just faceplant it?
No, but I did try to jump a creek and faceplanted. :D
....It hurt a lot... :(
Have you ever made a sandwich out of a really random food item?
Does marshmellow and honey count???
It is better than it sounds...
have you ever attacked an inanimate object in the dark, thinking it was a living thing or person (extra points if you "killed" it) thinking you were in danger
(I have... Hit my sister's "my size" barbie with a pot, but in my defense, it was down from the attic in the first time in 2 years, whereas it had been only in her room for 3 years. I had forgotten it existed.)
Yes, I work as a security guard on third shift. The first few months I would get really tired while at work, and when on patrol I would start to see shapes in the dark that looked a lot like people or animals. Worst time was at a metal recycling place, I actually threw something at what looked like a guy in a hoodie crouching on top of an old generator. After I got a good look at it, it was just another part of the machine.
Have you ever set aside a game that you have sunk many hours in but didn't finish, then when you went back to it forgot what you were doing?
Yes. D:
It happens to me for almost every final fantasy. I stop playing for a few months, and then I completely forget how to do something, like the liscense system, or the junction system. I usually end up loading a new file just so I can go through the tutorials again.
Have you ever microwaved something that you knew you shouldn't, just because you were too lazy to put it in the oven/skillet/deepfryer/whatever?
Yep. But it actually came out better than it should. ^-^
Ever played a game for the first time, got so hung up on it that you forgot to save your data when killed?
Yes, today,lol started to play obscure, and didn't even remember to save, and sadly died. =( had to start it again! (was good anyway, now i have the double ammo that i had :p)
Have you ever think of suiciding?
Yes, when I was 10.
Have you ever been gay for (insert same sex anime character here)?
No.
Have you ever decided that you wanted to complete a game in one go, and gotten halfway through a game, let's say Resident Evil 2, gotten all the precinct keys, cleared the sewers, and entered the mansion, all while avoiding all save points in an attempt to show off how much you don't fear death, and, suddenly, out of the blue, a storm knocks out your power, thereby completely negating the last 6 hours (as this was your first play-through, and you had no clue what you were doing)?????
Yep. I never played LaPucelle after that. In fact, I sold it back to GameStop...
Ever had a cop draw their weapon on you?
Yes but it was part of a demonstration.
Have you ever been really into something, like a hobby and suddenly overnight you don't care about it anymore?
yes, glowstringing (look it up!)
Of course, that might have been fancy rather than an actual hobby...
Have you ever been to a rave?
Yes. And wow, was it intense. I think I'm still slightly tweaked.
Ever unintentionally start a fire?
No..but I have started plenty of fires. :P
Have you ever been so hungry and fatigued that you can't even make a sufficient amount of food to fill you up?
Yes, happens fairly often to me actually. Some of it is laziness though.
Have you ever randomly saw something you found interesting, like a movie or a game, and then immediately went to locate every piece connected to it (like original movie if you saw a remake, or all the prequels and sequels of a game) as though you were obsessed with it?
alone in the dark. was obcessed with the game, and when i saw the movie ,fuck, whats this, i thought this didnt exist, and yeah, went and watched it, god it sucked so badly.
Have you ever had a fair with any of your friends girl?
no, I'm repugnant and no woman would ever love me, physically or emotionally... It doesn't help that I'm almost completely asexual (that is, not attracted to either sex)
Have you ever stayed for several hours at your university (or generally, any learning institution) to attend a lecture, without said lecture being wildly important or grade-affecting? If so, what was it about?
No.
Have you ever dated your teacher?
....No....
Ever went to a strip club for a bachelor party?
no :(
Have you ever been so lazy that instead of eating a sandwich you just eat what would've gone inside it out of the container?
Can't say that I have.
Have you ever been so lazy that you didn't want to fetch your tv remote but instead was unlazy enough to teach your dog to fetch your remote for you?
Nope.
Have you ever got so lazy on taking drink cans away from your desk you start stacking them for more room?
Yep.
Have you ever thrown up to see whatever you had eaten recently almost undigested?
Wut the hell...(who would do that?)....No!
Have you even been caught by parents with a girl in your room doing naughty stuff?
No.
Have you ever withheld information for you own benefit/gain?
Quote from: DarkGamer on October 02, 2010, 10:10:40 PM
Wut the hell...(who would do that?)....No!
Have you even been caught by parents with a girl in your room doing naughty stuff?
No, I didn't mean on purpose
Yes.
Have you ever been in a situation where any effort done by people beside you is attributed to you instead?
yes.
Have you ever been part of a finished rpg maker project?
Not yet..
Ever went inside a major store (Walmart..ect.) to be mistaken as the wrong person for stealing or worse?
no
Have you ever been blamed for your friends computer breaking because you put your USB in earlier?
No, but a girlfriend of mine one accused me of breaking her... after i put it in... oh, never mind.
Ever get shocked by house current?
For a very brief moment when I was five. I stuck a soda tab in an outlet for some reason.
Ever skipped a class thinking nothing would go on that day, and then found out later something important happened (test, quiz, homework due, ect.)?
Totally, a few times
Ever bumped your knee painfully against a wall, then lashed out at the wall without thinking?
No, but I have bumped my knee cap against the corner of a nightstand. So. Painful.
Ever come down with a cold or a sore throat, and went to the gym and worked out anyway?
[spoiler]It actually makes you feel a lot better, surprisingly enough.[/spoiler]
Nope.
Have you ever had a gun pointed against you?
Does a paintball gun count?
Have you ever improvised writing a "have you ever" question?
All the time!
Have you ever eaten something rotten, not realizing it was bad for you untill you swallowed some of it?
yeah that orange was nasty
ever dug out a really old game from your closet then realised your computer can't run it?
Yep. Battlezone, why won't you work for me!?
Ever tried to ask someone out, but someone asks five minutes before you do?
Yeah several times, just not always 5 minutes before. I've discovered if your date is before the other one, she'll be a manniquen, because she's too busy thinking about what could be with the other guy. When I've had the later date, the girl has told me she spent a lot of time thinking about me, even when on the other date.
Ever almost die from something? Anything?
Yeah, climbing a waterfall. Not smart.
Ever tried get your friends to call a sex line to see their reaction?
Yes... kinda. I had a loaded Dragunov (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragunov_sniper_rifle) pointed at me. He didn't know it was loaded. ;___;
Nearly shat myself when I found out.
Have you ever been so angry at a video game, that you not only threw the controller but the console as well?
EDIT: I was answering this one... strak posted while I was typing... >_>
Quote from: ShortStar on October 16, 2010, 06:49:41 PM
Ever almost die from something? Anything?
Yes, but it didn't get damaged at all.
Have you ever in your later years, wet your pants?
No, but I've gotten 3 people in my life to wet their pants with laughter. All women.
Have you ever watched all the movies from a franchise? (Aliens, Saw, James Bond, Superman)
Yes
Have you ever watched a video and never gotten over it (and whenever you talk about it, your friends sigh and face palm)?
Oh yeah. Here's a link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91oYiKas628 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91oYiKas628)
Have you ever laughed at something you weren't supposed to?
EDIT: I just realized the irony of that post.
Yes I have...
have you ever shown your friend your camera then realised it's actually not that good?
Yes! Star Wars and Underworld.
Ever see how long you could stare at the sun?
Yeah but I only did it twice...I was making sure that 1 second was my max.
Have you ever been talking about a casual subject but then accidentally offended someone with an offhand comment?
As a matter of fact, yes. Some friends and I were discussing gay marriage, which I am FOR, and I quoted a conservative politician's statement that "...those homos don't deserve...the rights of normal people." Apparrently, that's all a passerby heard. Explanations ensued.
Ever jump down a flight of stairs?
No, but I used to have nightmares about doing so. I always imagined it would hurt.
Ever tried to throw an ipod against a wall to see if it still works?
I don't have an ipod ;_;
Have you ever had a dream that you were falling then wake up kicking out your legs and feel your gut hit your spine?
Nope... not once...
On a side note, though, my friend had an ipod that wouldn't turn on and stay on... He was so pissed that he decided to break it into pieces by throwing it at the wall. It hit the wall grandly and the screen started to light up. I proceeded to scoop up the ipod, ignoring my friend, who claimed it would turn off again soon, and lo and behold! It worked!
anyways...
Have you ever dressed up in a ridiculous costume in order to pass out fliers? (bonus points if you volunteered)
Yes...
Have you ever had a staring contest with a pet?
yes. the cat won.
have you ever eaten dinner infront of the laptop and had to use one finger to type?
Yep.
Ever put duct tape on a cats side to see it walk sideways because it thinks something is pushing on it? (It works, btw)
lol no. I need to try that.
Have you ever done part of a piece of work in real life then tried to press Ctrl + Z in your head?
yes,but didn't work :P
have you ever jumped over a small fence and fell?
yes, face planting is not fun
have you ever tried to do something really cool infront of friends but fail even though it worked before a million times?
yes,They laughed at me and I laughed to for fun :p
have you ever broke something really expensive out of rage?
no.
have you ever killed a person or animal?
Yes, but not on purpose. I ran over a few squirrels in my time...
Ever pass out from choking on food?
Almost. Damn you, bacon...
Ever tried to hold a cat up to your ceiling to make it walk while singing "Spider cat, spider cat, does whatever a spider cat does?"
No, but I DID tie an open-face jelly sandwich to my cat's back and then dropped her from my height, just to see what woud happen.
Ever steal cable?
no.
have you ever gone really mad and almost stabed someone with a knife?
Kinda, I was fully prepared to stab my brother once.
Ever been told by a boss/teacher/other supervisory figure that they wanted you romantically?
Oh I only wish. Romance has never been my strong point (God Dammit).
Ever asked someone out who was older than you... wait, I already asked that.
Ok then... Ever tried to do a backflip on a trampoline and knee yourself in the face?
no
ever wanted to be a superhero?
Yeah, I always wish I was Jumper. Never wake up early for school again.
Oh right, the question. Ever done some form of drug? (Caffeine, Tobacco, and Alcohol don't count.)
no.
ever had a friend who didn't stop talking to you and when you walked away he/she was still talking?
Yes quite a few times. My friend Chris. She's VERY oblivious. She was at her sister's wedding and literally propping herself up on her husband as he told her sister, "I never liked you."
Have you ever known a legit psychic?
I thought I did, but she was fake. Scary good guesses though.
Ever had some sort of rivalry?
Kind of. Apparently there was this one kid in my class that really enjoyed getting a higher score than me on tests. I never really paid much attention. I really wanted to be valedictorian, but he ended up getting it over me. I'm not broken up over it or anything though.
Ever hated someone you wish you didn't?
No, but I loved someone I wish I didn't. Still do actually. Damn... I'm alone. =(
Ever spoken with someone while trying to figure out if they were a guy or a girl?
yes
ever had a boy/girlsfriend who dumped you for no reason?
Yes, so I posted on FB how it takes a real spineless person to dump you via text after 15 weeks and 30+ dates. That got me a reason. It was BS. I didn't do anything she wanted to do... never in my life have I said hey lets go to a drag show and let's bring my cousin too!!!
Have you ever witnessed a drug deal?
Yes. I have a friend who lives in a very bad neighborhood who I visit frequently. I've seen drug deals, assaults, prostitutes, rape, pretty much anything. Except murder. Haven't seen murder. Thank god it wasn't my friend doing all this.
Have you ever wished you could make a video game real, and if so, which one?
Tough question... I've had a few, but they've all come true. Mother 3, Mega Man X Online, Mega Man Legends 3...
I guess I'd have to say a kirby game that breaks the mold of what the series is in- yes, epic yarn does that to a large extent, but I mean continue in the direction that Kirby 64 started off on. That was an exciting little change, and I think with some effort it could be something fantastic that revitalizes a beloved, but markedly stagnant (opinion) series.
Have you ever woke up in the middle of a surprise blowjob?
Edit: Shit was so cash.
Yes I have, crazy. I've had 2 gfs that told me if they're ever asleep and I need sex to have sex with them. They say its a pleasant surprise... I say I don't want them to wake up, freak out and say I remind them of their drunken brother or something.
Have you ever seen someone too fat for the swimsuit they were wearing?
yes, it still plagues me to this day ; /
ever done it with more than one person at the same time?
Actually, no. I feel like opportunities might have been there but I never really pursued them too heavily.
Have you ever thrown a food item (something large like a pumpkin or watermelon) off of a bridge, building, etc?
no,but sounds like fun ;D and I'll probable do to
Ever watched a movie that everyone said it was a really fun movie but wasn't at all?
Yeah, I forget the name but I didn't have fun at all was bored. I think it was dead girl or something.
Ever watch a movie and your friend's girlfriend/boyfriend fall asleep on your lap instead of theirs?
Yep. Funny thing, apparently she sleeps with her mouth open. Ah-aaah-OH JESUS-ahhhhhh.
Pardon me.
Ever get caught picking your undies out of your buttcrack in public?
No.
Ever dropped your pants in public?
No but I dropped someone elses' and also depends on what you mean by drop my pants.
Have you ever fell asleep while walking?
Yes. Long story.
Don't drink, kids.
Have you ever woken up more than 20 miles away from where you went to sleep?
Many times, generally in planes, trains, and automobiles. And boats.
Have you ever lost a best friend?
Yes. He was kind of a father figure, and we had a falling out. It was ugly. I was very distressed. Like, life alteringly distressed.
Ever get hit in the belly so hard you threw up on your assailant?
no
ever had such a bad day that you started a ficht with your bestfriend?
No, my day has never gotten that bad.
Ever eaten so much sait you had to go to the doctor for salt poisining?
Hypernatremia? No, but it did make me sick to my stomach... urp.
Ever been dving, come up too fast and get Nitrogen Narcosis? Not the bends, but the euphoria? It rocks...
I want to play this more....
I can't swim so.... drowning is my more common reaction.
Have you gotten so angry you punched a hole in someones face a wall?
Oh my... several times. I used to have a bit of an ager/impulse control issue, and I've always been a big dude. Size+angry=holy walls. When I was dating the girl I married, she'd had some kind of cyst thingy removed from her insides. Her mom got into a screaming match with her, and I was worried about hemmoraging from the exertion. My GF stopped, but her mom kept it up. I open-hand slapped the wall next to her mom's head to puncuate my point, and put a 9"x7" hole in the drywall.
Thus did the screaming stop. Thus did I lean to patch drywall.
Ever been "greeted" by a large, slobbery dog? Like a Mastiff?
yeah first I wasn't looking and then I was coverd in slime
ever had a cat who always had injuries when he healed of his first injury?
Why yes, I have. My cat Sketch was kind of a scrapper, so she was always either injured or recovering.
Ever go fishing and catch something else, like a turtle or a duck?
yes but it was a boot who drops a boot into a pond?
ever got really mad because you couldn't do something?like homework :lol: or making something out of wood.
Yes... so... much... rage...
Ever forgotten it was the first of the month then remembered only as someone punched you in the arm.
Can't quite claim to have done that one before. XP
Even CHUGGED A GLASS OF MILK TO SPITE A FRIEND?
NO BUT I KNOW YOU HAVE
Ever stopped to smell the roses and got stung by a bee?
No, but I stopped to look at the roses and got chased by a bee.
I escaped...
Ever sniffed ground pepper to purposely sneeze?
All it did was make my head go boom.
Ever tried to mug an old lady and have her turn into a demon.
Um... no, dude. Have you been eating micro-dots?
Ever ACIDENTALLY take a mind altering drug, or have it "slipped" to you?
No, and I hope it never happens. :S
Ever done something on the spur of the moment, only to realize you made an ass of yourself?
Not really.
Ever threw up after seeing something gross while watching a movie at a local theatre?
No. I only throw up when I'm sick.
Ever found $20 or more (or an equivalent amount of another currency)?
I threw up blood once after drinking a couple beers, hurt like hell too
Quote from: Irock on December 02, 2010, 07:27:16 PM
Ever found $20 or more (or an equivalent amount of another currency)?
Nope. Not what I can think of.
Have you ever laughted so hard while drinking that the liqiud comes out of the noes?
yeah,don't try it with cola...because that hurts!!!
ever ate so much that you almost spew it out?
so many times
have you ever had a gay fantasy about someone you work/go to school with?
(even if youre straight?)
Yes, yes I have.
Have you ever bullied someone to gain status in the eyes of someone else?
Once or twice. It was a bad moment.
Have you ever posted in one of these threads knowing good and well that you haven't thought of what to ask, only to settle with the age-old answer of "fuck it" and post anyway?
Yes.
Have you ever been paranoid enough to suspect that one or two online people you know were actually just a front for someone else you know?
Paranoid, no, but knowing it was, yeah like twice here lol ~ joke accounts lo!
Have you ever wasted a ton of money on an Xmas gift for someone, who in reality didn't need such a thing, but you did it to impress them because you liked them more than they would imagine?
Yes. ;9
Have you ever spilled laundry detergent on the carpet? AIN'T THAT ALL FUN AND A BARREL OF MONKEYS?
No. I think I might've spilled some on myself though.
Ever randomly think about something funny that happened a few days ago and laugh about it in front of people, then have to explain what you were laughing about?
Yes. ( (.)_(.) )
Have you ever stayed in bed and slept all day while not sick?
Oh HELL yes. It ROCKS.
Every touch someone inappropriately as a joke, only for it to maaaaaaaassively backfire?
No, but funny you should mention it, someone did that to me today to try and weird me out. I hit him. :mad:
Ever look in the fridge just because you were bored?
HA! xD Nice.
And yes... : (
Ever touched a wild animal? Deer, snake, turtle, frog...
Loads :D
not innapropriately mind.
Ever gotten lost in a new school/workplace?
Yeah, but only on the first day. Apparently my English 10-1 class was moved to another room with another teacher on the very first day with no notice. Screwed me right the f*** up.
Ever tried to woo a girl/guy by dedicating a song to them?
Nope!
Ever invented something delicious? I have created the hi-c and sprite milkshake.
Yes! Grilled chicken breast, sliced into bite sized pieces+gorgonzola cheese+vinagrette marinated artichole hearts, red bell peppers and green olives+crusty bread with hummus= FREAKIN AMAZING!
Ever try to lift something too heavy for you and actually get it off the ground, and then fall over sideways 'cus is was too heavy?
yeah,but that "thing" fell and I was not suposed to let it fall ::)
Ever wanted to put a cat in a tutu and when you tried the cat scratched you and then you were bleeding like a fontain but then your mam came and put a spongebob plaster on it?
...um, no.
Have you ever had someone accidentally message you with a very naughty line, due to the wrong window being pulled up while they were having cybersex with someone else?
Yeah, and then they tried to get me in to it :x
Ever give something important to someone you thought was "the one", that was expensive and irreplaceable, only for them to get rid of you the following week?
yeah once
ever made a game that sounded and looked weird but when you played it it was awesome?
yes, it was called cutlery and was played with several people two die and 21 assorted pieces of plasticware. you roll the dice, and the higher amount on the dice is what you have to pic up, and the lower die is ignored. If you would take the last piece of cutlery on your turn, you only take as much as is present.
Should you ever roll doubles, all cutlery is placed back into the center of the board.
Have you ever gotten an angry text from someone who mistook you for someone of the sex opposite your own, and the subject of said text was an assumption that you were trying to steal their woman/man (whichever is the sex you are not attracted to)? Extra points if you played along and fought back.
no not really...
ever had to go to the hospital and when you were there they told you you had to wait 2 minutes but it turned out to be an hour?
No, but judging by your profile picture, I assume you have.
Ever said you wouldn't do something and at the very last minute turn around and do it and be made fun of it later?
yep happend to me like five times
ever got sick by drinking 1 glas of beer?
nope...
Ever tried to pull a rip off during a sale of somesorts?
Can't say that I have.
Ever fart so hard you shit yourself?
I don't recall, but it might have happened once.
Ever het pissef ofg becaise you cant type worth shit and 'ookinf at tje kleyvoard foesnt' jepl?
TRANSLATION: Ever get pissed off because you can't type worth shit and looking at the keyboard doesn't help?
My fingers move slower than my brain so I skip or add letters randomly.
Ever farted and blamed in on an inanimate object.
AND WERE YOU BELIVIED?!
Yes, to both. Chairs win.
Ever skipped a meal because you were so zoned out on a game? (Damn I'm hungry now...)
Usually it's because I'm zoned out on a project hardcore, but yeah, plenty of times.
Ever made some unholy combination of Bacon + some other food that shouldn't really combined with bacon?
No, there are no foods that shouldn't be combined with bacon.
Have you ever fantasized about living in medieval times?
Absolutely, then realizing how quickly I would die.
Have you ever sat and watched a TV series (be it on DVD or not) from start to finish without getting up for anything except maybe a bathroom break?
Yes. The wife was gone with the kids and I watched Samurai Jack from start to end.
Ever get something stuck in your teeth so firmly that removal attempts caused the breakage of the instrument used?
no not really
Ever got chased by police while you never done anything wrong or illegal?
Nope, I run track, police know better.
Have you ever killed an animal? I stepped on a bird (on accident).
can't say that I have.
Alright, who here has gotten a hemmorhoid?
uh what?
ever got mad at poeple who kill you when "dueling" on games like WoW?
Heh, nope. If someone challenges you to a duel just like that, chances are they're a PvP all-star or are twinked beyond belief.
Ever throw something like a snowball and accidentally hit some innocent passerby or their shiny new car/truck/whatever?
Yep. hit a pebble with a baseball bat. Perfect ark. Hit at the perfect angle. Hit dead center. Took out the entire back window of an SUV. Punched through and the whole thing just fell down like sheet rain.
Have you ever accidentally stepped on a household pet?
yes alot on my cats tail...
ever had a friend who lived to far from you and you desided to not being friends anymore cuz he/she is alwase offline(at msn,netlog,facebook...) and you coul'd talk or chat to each other?
that's incredibly common, so yes.
have you ever been walking through a wooded area and found a vehicle of some sort? (extra points if it would be impossible to get in, thereby meaning that the forest had to grow around vehicle, making the vehicle rather old)
Actually, yes. D8 And extra points I get! I live on a mountain, and there's always been this overturned, nature-consumed, rusted up unidentifiable van in the forest behind my house. I wonder if it's still there. >> /Just moved back.
Have you ever.....crooned elvis songs to yourself in those lonely, midnight hours?
I really can't say I've ever even remotely considered doing that. o_o
Have you ever taken a poop?
OUTSIDE?
No but I tried. It wouldn't surface. Was camping on the Chase at the time.
Have you ever expelled lovejuice in your undergarments in public?
(Also Arrow, ever been to slacked? Wondering if you're my arrow)
Nope, can't say I have.
I haven't done that before, but I have with help.
I have oh wait nope you didn't post anything.
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF SOMETHING HILARIOUS TO POST BUT THEN FORGOTTEN IT AND POSTED SOMETHING ELSE, FEELING FOOLISH?
Why, just this moment!
Have you ever played discus or Frisbee with a pancake or expensive crockery?
Unfortunately, no, but you have given me a new goal in my life. :D
Have you ever... been brutally pelted in the face with a large, hard-covered book? D:
Maths textbooks aren't hard-covered, but our edition of The Deathly Hallows is. I love my brothers.
Have you ever played hammer-throw with a domesticated animal?
Do small children count? If so, then yes.
Have you ever fallen up the stairs, and while on your face, slid back down?
....
Way more times than I would ever admit.
Ever eaten something that smells like shit but is magically delicious?
Usually sour kraut and pork.
Ever snowboard?
I prefer two boards on my feet.
Ever punched a pig in the snout?
does an english bulldog count? If so, then yes.
He was a bastard though... And I didn't so much as punch him in the nose, but rather, attempted to punch him in the nose, but he intercepted with bite, burying my fist in his throat.
Ever fapped to a type of pornography that you would normally call disgusting (like mutilation, tranny, or midget) just because it happened to be on when you were jerking?
...what?
No.
No, I have not.
Ever wanted to be on a tv show then decided against it because you'd be on the air for the world to see?
I don't think anything has ever been televised anywhere.
As for your question, no. Been on national tv several times, loved it.
Have you ever... stroked a wookie?
No but I punched one.
Ever humped your best friend for any reason whatsoever?
I constantly try to freak out my friends... It's kinda my thing... That being said, I have a story to tell.
Me and my friends get together for a week every year during Wintereenmas. Pretty standard, right? Well, we're at Frank's place, and he tells us he has to pick up his sister from work and asks who wants to come. All of us follow him, because we really like making fun of her. It isn't until we're waiting in the parking lot that I notice, and bring the attention of others, that the car is full and Frank's sister is not yet here.
Eventually, we decide that I will sit shotgun with a friend in my lap (because I am large and he is small, meaning the least possible chance of being crushed by another) with the others all sitting in back.
Of course, my friend makes a huge mistake. He says, "this is so gay," and I think/say "You have no idea."
So, the entire way home, I am trying to make him feel as uncomfortable as possible, breathing on the back of his neck, wrapping my arms around him, and at one point, pelvic thrusting.
My friends all found it hilarious... Except for the one who was sitting on my lap. He didn't talk to me for the rest of that week.
Have you ever been having a bad day (or morning) so to cheer yourself up, you consumed massive amounts of caffeine (that's what I'm doing right now)?
Well, not to cheer me up per se, but to give my brain the boot in the ass it needed to function like I wanted it to. I had a whole pot of Navy coffee brewed by our old dispatcher, Jim Beavers- we called it beaver juice- and by the time it hit me I realized I had WAY too much. I was shaking and sweating, feeling dizzy, had to barf, death would have been a blessing.
Ever wake up feeling like crap and then perform better than when you feel great?
Why yes, the day of my birth, wouldn't you know?
Ever dumped or been dumped on, approaching or shortly after Valentine's day? (I have ;9)
;9 ;9 ;9 ;9 ;9 ;9 ;9 ;9 ;9 ;9
*That's a yes, by the way.
Ever get really into something, but then find something else and forget all about it?
All the gotdamn time.
Ever crave a food for over a week?
Yes. Inexplicable cravings for fried chicken and/or udon noodles.
Ever been injured but not feel pain untill someone says, "dude, are you OK? That looked painful"?
Yes, got kicked in the chest, was fine until they made me sit down XD
Ever been rickrolled at a wedding or other important event?
MY BIRTHDAY IS IMPORTANT ENOUGH ;9
Ever got confused over who is who on this forum because they keep changing their names and avatars?
Truth.
ever eat something way past the expiry date just to get out of school?
No, that's stupid and so is your appendix.
Ever convince someone that you were a character in a movie? (I managed to get someone to believe I was Aslan.)
@Strak: Your birthday's the greatest day of the year. The Earth made it around the sun again, congratulations! Tell me when your next one is and I'll give you a cybercake.
Quoteand so is your appendix.
i never said i did it :lol:
and anyways, no(i'm bad at acting ;9)
ever try to drive your dad's new car at 14(or any age really) and almost destroy it(not to mention yourself)?
Quote from: Johnny English on February 23, 2011, 10:20:10 AM
Quoteand so is your appendix.
i never said i did it :lol:
Neither did I, I just called a random part of your body stupid. Also, no, I haven't; my parents raised me to be a relatively sensible person...
EXCEPT ON THE INTERNET!Have you ever given oral to a chimpanzee whilst reciting the lyrics to the Spanish anthem? (It's a trap!)
uh... can't say I have.
Ever wondered who the hell would do half the things mentioned on this thread?
Yes, and the answer is Stephen Fry. He drives a cab around London and takes people where they want just because he gets bored. He is one of the most interesting people in the world imo, and I'm quite in love with him.
I am a QI fanatic.
Ever broken one of the following two rules;
"Bros before hoes",
"No sex with your bro's ex"?
Nope. I don't think it's possible for me to break 'em.
Have you ever noticed that the default RMXP actor names are completely alphabetical (Aluxes, Basil, Cyrus, Dorothy...) and the default RMVX actor names spell out RUBY LOVE (Ralph, Ulrika, Bennett, Ylva...) in reference to the coding language used in their scripts?
I noticed the XP thing, but didn't realise the RUBY letters. What do the rest stand for, if anything? I don't have VX no more ;9
Have you ever considered staring WW3?
Nope, don't see much point in it.
Ever touched yourself in a public place?
Not myself, but that's a bit personal. But then again, privacy is taboo here.
Ever wondered why the fuck Blizzard haven't fucking made a fucking Warcraft IV? FUCK.
Nope. They are happily riding the WoW horse, possibly untill it can't stand up on its own.
Ever had your significant other FREAK OUT over your collection of slightly naughty pix on your digital media storage device?
Nope. In fact, on our first visit together, he thought it was rather fun to try to raid my computer and figure out what folder I keep my stash in. <_<
Have you ever "lost" your glasses and searched all over for them, only to eventually realize that you're actually still wearing them on your head?
not only glasses, i've done it with my car keys, phone, flash drives, wallet; granted those weren't on my head.
have you ever raged so hard at a videogame you broke something intentionally?
Many a controller has been thrown at a lamp. I blamed the fucking massive dragon, of course.
Have you ever started a fire just to see it burn?
Nope. In my line of work you get referred to a shrink if you do that.
Ever start a day off knowing it will be bullshit and, lo and behold, it is?
Yeah,I had those times Now that I think off that I have to laugh about it :lol:
have you ever though off what will happen after death?
Plenty.
Ever gotten drunk?
Nope :)
Ever done something so horrifically stupid that you almost regret ever being born?
Yeah, when I was MUCH less able to accept my istakes.
Ever meet up with an old friend, one you haven't seen in some time, and start banter with them like old days only to find they are now the biggest a**hole in the country, if not the world?
No, he was the biggest asshole in the world before we stopped being friends.
Ever seen a crocodile? Just curious.
At the zoo. They're pretty boss.
Ever drank a gigantic glass of juice?
Yeah, I had to pee real bad after.
Ever googled maggot breast after being told by a friend "Its just a really good metal band?"
It is a really good metal band. Be sure to turn off safe search.
No.
Have you ever taken a sip out of someone's drink or eaten some of someone's food and not told them?
Quote from: Gracie the Bitey on March 03, 2011, 10:42:18 AM
Be sure to turn off safe search.
I did not. I am now blind.
I have eaten people's food without them knowing on SEVERAL occasions. Once I was incubating mono (didn't know at the time) and the person that drank after me got it too.
Ever almost get into a car accident and then have been so stressed your legs didn't want to work?
umh no not really
Ever fell inlove with someone one the internet,went to him/her to meet and found out it was your best friend?
I've never fallen in love with someone over the internet.
Have you ever farted really loudly during an awkward silence because you think it'd be funny, and then instantly regret it when the awkward silence continues.
Hmmmm let me think about that....yes,once
Ever got caught when you haven't done something wrong and someone you don't know takes the punishment?
No.
Have you ever praised the captein?
not yet
ever tried something and it went compleetly the wrong way?
c'mon,I can't post my below my own post can I?
Tried asking out a girl, nearly got fired.
Have you ever knocked someone out cold?
EDIT: WOAH holy shit I'm a necroposter. Sorry.
No I have not.
Have you ever broken some glass?
Sooooo many glasses have slipped from my hands...
Have you ever failed just after they explained how to do something?
Plenty of times, don't even ask how many :P
Have you ever got so bored that you did something really childish?
At one point or another I most likely did ???
I still play Pokemon if that's a consolation?
Have you ever put a hole in a wall?
Depends on how what you consider walls I suppose. Definitely put holes in fences and dug out a section of a rock wall. I punched through a door once.
Have you ever farted in a semi-crowded area and pointed to someone else?
Yes
Have you ever said my friends moms a milf at a total stranger.