Have you ever?

 

*That's a yes, by the way.


Ever get really into something, but then find something else and forget all about it?

All the gotdamn time.


Ever crave a food for over a week?

Yes. Inexplicable cravings for fried chicken and/or udon noodles.

Ever been injured but not feel pain untill someone says, "dude, are you OK? That looked painful"?

Yes, got kicked in the chest, was fine until they made me sit down XD

Ever been rickrolled at a wedding or other important event?

MY BIRTHDAY IS IMPORTANT ENOUGH 

Ever got confused over who is who on this forum because they keep changing their names and avatars?

Truth.
ever eat something way past the expiry date just to get out of school?

No, that's stupid and so is your appendix.

Ever convince someone that you were a character in a movie? (I managed to get someone to believe I was Aslan.)

@Strak: Your birthday's the greatest day of the year. The Earth made it around the sun again, congratulations! Tell me when your next one is and I'll give you a cybercake.

and so is your appendix.

i never said i did it 
and anyways, no(i'm bad at acting )
ever try to drive your dad's new car at 14(or any age really) and almost destroy it(not to mention yourself)?

and so is your appendix.

i never said i did it 

Neither did I, I just called a random part of your body stupid. Also, no, I haven't; my parents raised me to be a relatively sensible person...
EXCEPT ON THE INTERNET!

Have you ever given oral to a chimpanzee whilst reciting the lyrics to the Spanish anthem? (It's a trap!)

uh... can't say I have.

Ever wondered who the hell would do half the things mentioned on this thread?

Yes, and the answer is Stephen Fry. He drives a cab around London and takes people where they want just because he gets bored. He is one of the most interesting people in the world imo, and I'm quite in love with him.
I am a QI fanatic.

Ever broken one of the following two rules;
"Bros before hoes",
"No sex with your bro's ex"?

Nope. I don't think it's possible for me to break 'em.


Have you ever noticed that the default RMXP actor names are completely alphabetical (Aluxes, Basil, Cyrus, Dorothy...) and the default RMVX actor names spell out RUBY LOVE (Ralph, Ulrika, Bennett, Ylva...) in reference to the coding language used in their scripts?

I noticed the XP thing, but didn't realise the RUBY letters. What do the rest stand for, if anything? I don't have VX no more

Have you ever considered staring WW3?

Nope, don't see much point in it.

Ever touched yourself in a public place?

Not myself, but that's a bit personal. But then again, privacy is taboo here.

Ever wondered why the fuck Blizzard haven't fucking made a fucking Warcraft IV? FUCK.

Nope. They are happily riding the WoW horse, possibly untill it can't stand up on its own.

Ever had your significant other FREAK OUT over your collection of slightly naughty pix on your digital media storage device?

Nope. In fact, on our first visit together, he thought it was rather fun to try to raid my computer and figure out what folder I keep my stash in. <_<

Have you ever "lost" your glasses and searched all over for them, only to eventually realize that you're actually still wearing them on your head?

not only glasses, i've done it with my car keys, phone, flash drives, wallet; granted those weren't on my head.

have you ever raged so hard at a videogame you broke something intentionally?

Many a controller has been thrown at a lamp. I blamed the fucking massive dragon, of course.

Have you ever started a fire just to see it burn?

Nope. In my line of work you get referred to a shrink if you do that.

Ever start a day off knowing it will be bullshit and, lo and behold, it is?

Yeah,I had those times Now that I think off that I have to laugh about it
have you ever though off what will happen after death?

Plenty.

Ever gotten drunk?

Nope


Ever done something so horrifically stupid that you almost regret ever being born?

Yeah, when I was MUCH less able to accept my istakes.

Ever meet up with an old friend, one you haven't seen in some time, and start banter with them like old days only to find they are now the biggest a**hole in the country, if not the world?

No, he was the biggest asshole in the world before we stopped being friends.

Ever seen a crocodile? Just curious.