Ponyfags
People who wear the following:
Ed Hardy
Aeropostle
Abercrombie and Fitch
American Eagle
Hollister
Anything from Buckle
Tapout
Affliction
Novelty Tees
Uggs
Northface with leggings
The top two combined
you look like a Bulma cosplayer
sandals with socks
socks that go up to your knees with shorts
wearing cargo shorts with a jacket
people who spike up only the back of their hair
men who wear more than one earring
people who have religious tattoos
(unless it's something other than a cliche passage or a fucking cross/fish)
any cliche tattoo really
people who wear gauges
sperrys
(not boat shoes, but those dorky ass shower shoe looking sperrys that everyone wears, especially with socks, like what the fuck, who the fuck wears socks on a boat)
tracksuits
white people who wear high top athletic shoes
baggy jeans
jeans with premade tears
prefaded jeans
bootcut jeans without boots
square toe shoes
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women driving
Halo
when people call me/text me and they have nothing to say
hitting the rim on drums
when your finger isn't pressed down hard enough on a string and it sounds like ass
singing and playing an instrument at the same time
changing lanes because people never ever ever ever leave my blind spot ever
fucking cheap ass construction companies who used gravel to make cement 40 fucking years ago so I have to spend 3 god damn hours digging out a fence post that rotted into a million pieces because that cheap ass gravel cement let tons of water in and I cant rip the entire god damn thing out with a post puller
esports
ponyfags
a large portion of people from Massachusetts
Blood on the Dance Floor and all related bands
People who ride their bicycle in the fucking streets, this isn't downtown where that's a viable means of transportation, you're just being an asshole who doesn't want to use the fucking sidewalk that has LITERALLY 0 PEDESTRIANS BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS FUCKING DRIVING YOU STUPID FUCKS
People who assume I'm racist
Mexicans, blacks, asians, and mexicans
Portuguese
People from Finland
People who think video games, guns, and rated r movies should be banned
FAT PEOPLE
Idiots who buy entirely new razors instead of replacement blades "because it's cheaper"
Traffic in Austin
Aggies
Anyone from the state of Oklahoma
People who's lives revolve around drugs
People who think top 40 hits means that those are the best 40 songs ever and all other music is shit
People who listen to Miles Davis and think that makes their musical taste better than everyone elses
People who listen to top 40 hits from the 60s/70s and think that their musical taste is better than everyone else
People who are obviously in much worse shape than I am and criticize my diet
People who wear letterman jackets everywhere
Parents who name their children shit like Treasure and Victory
People who think everyone from the South is racist and uneducated
French-Canadians
Mosquitoes
Congress
People who likes Tombstone more than Wyatt Earp solely because Wyatt Earp didn't have as much action (although admittedly I do like Tombstone more than Wyatt Earp)
When you have to pee during sexual intercourse
People who make fun of you for buying expensive sunglasses and then bitch every time they break a shitty plastic pair and have to go buy a new one
When my expensive sunglasses break and I look like a retard
Capcom for being such gigantic assholes but making such fantastic games AND THEN DENYING THEM TO EVERYONE
Bioware
Activision
EA
Fucking Activision
BEATS by Dre
Allergies
Bees that sting you for no god damn reason
People who litter
Asshole ducks who attack you for no god damn reason
Asshole llamas who walk up to you as a peace treaty and then spit on you like a fucking deceitful bastard :bad:
Asshole birds who fly in your face and squawk whenever you're trying to do something outside
Burrs, stickers, small cacti, and anything else that hides in tall grass and rapes the bottom of your foot
Geckos who drop their god damn tail on the middle of your living room floor whenever you try to get them out of the house
Dogs who bark 24/7
Cats who meow 24/7
GOATS WHO DO NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP JESUS CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID GOAT IT IS 5 IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING AND I HAVE A TEST LATER
People who drive dualies and don't have anything in the bed of their truck
People who read this entire list
People drive shitty 20k stock mustangs and think that makes them badasses
The mexican thing up there was a joke but seriously, what ever any mexican ever drives
Managers who think it was a good idea to have the person with the WORST ENGLISH POSSIBLE man the drive thru/cash register
Twilight
I think that's enough for now.