Things that make you :mad:

[haloOfTheSun]

Being left out of group activities
Candy with bubblegum in the middle
Doctor Sword
Having to pee
Hotdog stands
Irock
Justin Bieber
People that are judgmental
People that don't say thank you when you hold the door open for them
People that pronounce Mario as "mayreeo"
People that put bridges over lava in their games
People that won't let you get off the phone even though you've made it obvious you need to go
Re: [2k3] Touhou Fantasy by Xenomic (Substantial Projects)
Socks with holes in them
Texting (yes I'm aware of the irony of saying this in text format )
Twilight
When your back itches and you can't reach it

I can't think of anything else right now and that makes me

[yuyu!]

If anyone uses these against me, I'm suing. D:<

Bad Ethics - examples will be seen too much below D:<
Hearing the same song over and over
People who cheat in relationships
Liars
Certain types of comedy - I have either a very childish or dry sense of humor. I love humor and happiness, so I only tend to get in extreme cases where something like this is shoved in my face. D:
Justin Beiber duurr huurr
Hearing my older sister tell me the plot of every Twilight movie in extensive detail. No offense, nothing against the fans... just not interested.
People who treat others beneath them
People who treat others like crap for no good reason.
Politics - not stating a view. They all make me
People who use others
Dirty seats
Food that bleeds when I try to eat it
Being bored
People who make huge dramatic displays in front of everyone
Having stuff thrown at me
Really tiny, high-pitched dogs D:
That awkward silence of waiting for another girl to move away from the mirror so I can fix my hair in the school bathrooms
Having dirty hands
Being mad
Forgetting what I was going to say...
Being confused
Being bored
Being told "get to the point" D:
Being yelled at for no reason
Being ignored (sorry DrMc)
Being mocked (depends on if I'm already, it makes me more mad)

I'm just trying to drag on this list because I can... I don't actually get all that often.

[Dr. Mc]

Texting 
Being Ignored
Being Bored
Bullies
Car rides
Dirty Music
Skanks
Animal Violence
Talking on the phone
Light (when I'm trying to sleep)
Food with bones in it
Justin Beiber
Twilight
Broken pencils
When anything lags
Lies
Small font
Odd Numbers (other then 5)
People who think Zelda is Link
Chocolate that is hollow
Loud Noises
When I try to download something, then it downloads the download
When games have animal characters named what type of animal they are
Font that blends with the background
Ironic Titles like "DarkLight"
Chipmunk voices
Large Numbers "#2104596837264551326805462816593..."
Movies/Games/Shows with sad endings
Complete silence
Games with nothing explained (N3, love your music and combo's but you piss me off with your story)
PAPYRUS
Characters that have the same Hair, Eye, and Suit color

Nuff said

[Irock]

CRT televisions. They make high pitched noises and it annoys me.
Loud computers.
Having to shower.
Things that don't work properly.
Loud eating noises.
Cold.
People who smoke in front of others.
Closed minded people.
Idiots.

[Esmeralda]

Skanks

Traffic jams!!
Snow!!
Smelly dogs!!!
Bad food!!
Americans!!

[Jules]

School shootings (also very )
When people lie to me
Fake people
My mother's husband
When webpages take more than a few seconds to load
Any webpages with bright flashy images and auto playing music that I can't mute.. really?
Feeling insecure
My family (at times)
My puppies mama (freaking huzzy hag bag )
Waking my children up in the morning (AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHH!!!)

[EvilM00s]

When my kids get sassy with me or their mom
When my fast food order is wrong
Getting up at 4 am for work
Coming home to a disaster area
Driving on I 80/94
Any noise over 9 Kz, ow!
People who take pop culture seriously
People who think they're better than other people
People who think life owes them something
People who abuse other people


Addicts who think nothing is wrong with them 


When the law lets the guilty go free on a technicality
People who argue just to argue
Emabarassing myself
When I'm trying to recover from embarassing myself and some jerk makes a scene of it ¹⁰
Humankind's inability to agree that we all have the same basic needs but we are still all individuals

[Dr. Mc]

Skanks

Not you <3

[Acolyte]

Insomnia 
Hereditary diseases
My brother 
Air bags 
IVs 
Food that doesn't come out quite right when you try to make it 
Union station 
Scholarship programs that force you to do community service 
Waking up at 2pm 
Having to talk to strangers 
Webcomics that take forever to update

[haloOfTheSun]

Skanks

Not you <3

COLOR PALS 4EVER!!!

[DoctorTodd]

People who scream during a fire alarm 
People who call other people chief 
Waking up before 12 pm 
People who hate others because there not athletic 
Places were it's always sunny 
People who hate others because of race, sexuality, and religion 
People my age who act like there four 
When people don't get the rights they deserve 
People who lack common sense 

I could go on for ever but I'll stop here

[Acolyte]

they're

[Jules]

Also where

[Zerothemaster]

Idiots who don't understand what I mean on the internet 

[Dwarra?]

Ponyfags
People who wear the following:
Ed Hardy
Aeropostle
Abercrombie and Fitch
American Eagle
Hollister
Anything from Buckle
Tapout
Affliction
Novelty Tees
Uggs
Northface with leggings
The top two combined you look like a Bulma cosplayer
sandals with socks
socks that go up to your knees with shorts
wearing cargo shorts with a jacket
people who spike up only the back of their hair
men who wear more than one earring
people who have religious tattoos (unless it's something other than a cliche passage or a fucking cross/fish)
any cliche tattoo really
people who wear gauges
sperrys (not boat shoes, but those dorky ass shower shoe looking sperrys that everyone wears, especially with socks, like what the fuck, who the fuck wears socks on a boat)
tracksuits
white people who wear high top athletic shoes
baggy jeans
jeans with premade tears
prefaded jeans
bootcut jeans without boots
square toe shoes
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women driving
Halo
when people call me/text me and they have nothing to say
hitting the rim on drums
when your finger isn't pressed down hard enough on a string and it sounds like ass
singing and playing an instrument at the same time
changing lanes because people never ever ever ever leave my blind spot ever
fucking cheap ass construction companies who used gravel to make cement 40 fucking years ago so I have to spend 3 god damn hours digging out a fence post that rotted into a million pieces because that cheap ass gravel cement let tons of water in and I cant rip the entire god damn thing out with a post puller
esports
ponyfags
a large portion of people from Massachusetts
Blood on the Dance Floor and all related bands
People who ride their bicycle in the fucking streets, this isn't downtown where that's a viable means of transportation, you're just being an asshole who doesn't want to use the fucking sidewalk that has LITERALLY 0 PEDESTRIANS BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS FUCKING DRIVING YOU STUPID FUCKS
People who assume I'm racist
Mexicans, blacks, asians, and mexicans
Portuguese
People from Finland
People who think video games, guns, and rated r movies should be banned
FAT PEOPLE
Idiots who buy entirely new razors instead of replacement blades "because it's cheaper"
Traffic in Austin
Aggies
Anyone from the state of Oklahoma
People who's lives revolve around drugs
People who think top 40 hits means that those are the best 40 songs ever and all other music is shit
People who listen to Miles Davis and think that makes their musical taste better than everyone elses
People who listen to top 40 hits from the 60s/70s and think that their musical taste is better than everyone else
People who are obviously in much worse shape than I am and criticize my diet
People who wear letterman jackets everywhere
Parents who name their children shit like Treasure and Victory
People who think everyone from the South is racist and uneducated
French-Canadians
Mosquitoes
Congress
People who likes Tombstone more than Wyatt Earp solely because Wyatt Earp didn't have as much action (although admittedly I do like Tombstone more than Wyatt Earp)
When you have to pee during sexual intercourse
People who make fun of you for buying expensive sunglasses and then bitch every time they break a shitty plastic pair and have to go buy a new one
When my expensive sunglasses break and I look like a retard
Capcom for being such gigantic assholes but making such fantastic games AND THEN DENYING THEM TO EVERYONE
Bioware
Activision
EA
Fucking Activision
BEATS by Dre
Allergies
Bees that sting you for no god damn reason
People who litter
Asshole ducks who attack you for no god damn reason
Asshole llamas who walk up to you as a peace treaty and then spit on you like a fucking deceitful bastard :bad:
Asshole birds who fly in your face and squawk whenever you're trying to do something outside
Burrs, stickers, small cacti, and anything else that hides in tall grass and rapes the bottom of your foot
Geckos who drop their god damn tail on the middle of your living room floor whenever you try to get them out of the house
Dogs who bark 24/7
Cats who meow 24/7
GOATS WHO DO NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP JESUS CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID GOAT IT IS 5 IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING AND I HAVE A TEST LATER
People who drive dualies and don't have anything in the bed of their truck
People who read this entire list
People drive shitty 20k stock mustangs and think that makes them badasses
The mexican thing up there was a joke but seriously, what ever any mexican ever drives
Managers who think it was a good idea to have the person with the WORST ENGLISH POSSIBLE man the drive thru/cash register
Twilight

I think that's enough for now.

[Jules]

I have a nice couch and a lot of time if you'd like to come over and get some of this off your chest one day. I can't prescribe drugs but I'm sure between my loopy mother and my insane mother-in-law's stockpile I can have you adequately chilled by the time you leave.

[strike]

I could go on for ever but I'll stop here

pretty cool list there, chief.

[strike]

Double Posting
When shit I just bought breaks
When shit breaks in a stupid way
When my mom keeps not bringing the fucking snow blower that's supposed to be here back from my step dad's house
When you're at a professional dress thing for a business or school thing and some assbutt is wearing a shitty coat over their dress shirt and tie
When people decide to wear a flat brimmed hat, but don't take the sticker off the brim
"gamers" who don't appreciate anything other than the newest game in a series.
people who the news interview, calling them gamers, when all they play is farmville and angrybirds
farmville
angry birds
:IROCK:

[haloOfTheSun]

Navi

[Esmeralda]

If you want Sword to like you, wear nothing at all

[AbsoluteIce]

People who try to act 'cool' by google translating languages that don't know 
Wannabes 
XBAWX 
Facebook Timeline 
Slow Internet Connection 

[Dwarra?]

If you want Sword to like you, wear nothing at all

[D&P3]

Headphones/Headsets that have no volume control
Underage kids who play on Xbox Live and are somehow just competent enough to use a microphone
Being sick
Facebook Timeline
People who share absolutely everything they're doing on Facebook
Ads with rich assholes telling me to donate to charity (You're the rich cunt, YOU donate)
When a game or video lags
When I get holes in my shoes
Jeans (Fuck I hate jeans)
Tonic Water
Rap Music
Government interference in stuff it shouldn't get involved with

When I'm on the train and people ask me to move (I'm happy to move for the elderly or disabled or even people with troubles standing up, but unless you're in one of those categories. Go fuck yourself)

People I don't know who honestly think I give a flying fuck about their opinion
Remembering back in High School when I had my music exam and I missed a chord
When people call any Chris, Chrissy. Unless they're a girl or enjoy it, don't say it.
The fact that I can't draw for shit
People who wonder why a new game doesn't work when they're using a windows 98 computer
Xbox and PS3 fanboys/fangirls who are way too extreme about it
Namco Bandai keeping many 'Tales' games from being localised
People who automatically assume that I wear kilts whenever I mention that I'm 1/4 Scottish.
'Through the Fire and Flames' on Expert Difficulty
When out of fucking nowhere, me and my friends do something fucking funny and it wasn't recorded

[Jules]

Updating the RMRK wiki

[Dwarra?]

Headphones/Headsets that have no volume control
Underage kids who play on Xbox Live and are somehow just competent enough to use a microphone
Being sick
Facebook Timeline
People who share absolutely everything they're doing on Facebook
Ads with rich assholes telling me to donate to charity (You're the rich cunt, YOU donate)
When a game or video lags
When I get holes in my shoes
Jeans (Fuck I hate jeans)
Tonic Water
Rap Music
Government interference in stuff it shouldn't get involved with

When I'm on the train and people ask me to move (I'm happy to move for the elderly or disabled or even people with troubles standing up, but unless you're in one of those categories. Go fuck yourself)

People I don't know who honestly think I give a flying fuck about their opinion
Remembering back in High School when I had my music exam and I missed a chord
When people call any Chris, Chrissy. Unless they're a girl or enjoy it, don't say it.
The fact that I can't draw for shit
People who wonder why a new game doesn't work when they're using a windows 98 computer
Xbox and PS3 fanboys/fangirls who are way too extreme about it
Namco Bandai keeping many 'Tales' games from being localised
People who automatically assume that I wear kilts whenever I mention that I'm 1/4 Scottish.
'Through the Fire and Flames' on Expert Difficulty
When out of fucking nowhere, me and my friends do something fucking funny and it wasn't recorded

What's wrong with jeans? Are you too busy wearing kilts?