Would you rather...?

Politicians should not answer the preceeding question!

Anyways, Would you rather eat shit but it was actually chocolate,
or eat chocolate but it's really shit?

Depending on how you choose to look at the question, both answers are exactly the same. Eat shit that tastes like chocolate, or eat chocolate that tastes like shit (I could name a few brands here).
Therefore no answer is required.


Would you rather the season to always be Summer or always be Winter?
(Basically asking whether you like being hot or cold)

Winter. I love the rain, the cold, and hailstorms that buy me some time off of school. And I think it even snowed once. I mainly love winter because of some corny romantic reason, but whatever. I'm a scripting robot, I shouldn't have feelings.

On that topic, if you were a robot, would you rather know that you can't "feel" (as Disney would put it), or decide that ignorance is bliss and you'd rather not know?


Reading my posts in Ron Stoppable's voice is the best decision I've ever made.

No way, dude. Give me all the pain and joy life has to offer. As Fiona Apple once said in her song First Taste, "full is not heavy as empty, not nearly."

Rather be in awful pain or on a medication that makes you pain free but feel really wierd?

Pain meds, obviously.
Would you rather play with fire, or punch a cactus?

Depends on the Cactus. But I'm a good pyro, so fire.

Would you rather risk asking out the really nice hot girl from your work, despite the fact that she might say no, and you'd be fired and never have a job again, or would you rather never find love again?

I'll take the hot chick, because I know a few tricks that can work.

Would you rather drink 15 cans BudLight in 3 minutes, or run 20 miles non-stop?

I know a few tricks that can work.

TEACH US OH GREAT MASTER!

20 Miles. That's nothing to me.

Listen to an artist you hate for a full week non-stop, even while sleeping, or lose your phone, and never get a new one. Please only answer if you have a phone.

Lose my phone, I never use the damn thing anyway.
I organise all my meetings over facebook, so a phone is pretty useless for me.


Do everything yourself or pay someone else to do it for you?

Do it myself so I personally know the results.

Fight Sonic or worship an "inherently good" demon?

Answer and pick a new question.

Would you rather live until you're 80 and be morbidly obese, or live until you're 40 with supermodel looks?

Live til I'm 40.
I never wanted to grow that old anyway


Red or Purple?

Purple

Finnish power metal band Sonata Arctica or American gothic industrial band Emilie Autumn?

Hmm... Going for Sonata Arctica.

Go to a restaurant or McDonalds?

Going to a restaurant for sure.
More healthier. 

Eat weird looking asian food that might be tasty, or eat rotten cheese?

Asian food.

First person shooter games or Third person shooter games?

FPS fo shizz.
Would you rather kick Biohazard in the balls or give him a promising block of chocolate that is made from the milk of a stray dog?

Go to a restaurant or McDonalds?

McDonald's is a restaurant.

I'd kick him

Would you rather go to prison and wait until you get released or escape?

You'd need to clarify better, I can handle a short amount of time.

I'd escape, I hate being cooped up in a small place (fucking public transport is no exception).



Would you rather 'Schweppes Lemonade' or 'Kirks Lemonade'?

I think I'd go for Schweppes Lemonade...

Would you rather have everything you ever wanted and being alone or have nothing and having tons of people that care about you?