Would you rather...?

Anime.

MY NAME IS ICHIGO KUROSAKI

Would you rather lol4lyf or dedlol

lol4lyf

Would you rather SUCK MY DICK or have to chug a wingard turd?

This must be the first time I actually had to flip a coin. *flips coin* Arrow, it's your lucky day.

Would you rather carry an injured person to a hospital, or steal all of his money and leave him there?

I'd carry the injured person to the hospital, you might get a reward besides saving his life.



Would rather watch a scary movie your scared of with your girlfriend or watch a really really crappy romance movie your equally scared of :3?

Scary movie. That way she is just as scared as I am and will hold me tight for protection.

Would you rather shake hands with the President of the United States, or with the President of the Nintendo Company?

President of the Nintendo Company hands down.


Would rather get a driver license or get a new car?

New car 

Would you rather go gothic or dutch?

Dutch.

Sadist or masochist?

sadist...?

Would you rather eat pancakes or waffles?

Pancakes.

Would you rather live in Antarctica or in Death Valley?

Death Valley. Sounds like a nice holiday destination.

Would you rather have a crappy and embarrassing theme tune follow you around for the rest of your life, or spend the rest of your life with an obvious erection.

Tune I guess xD

Would you rather live with a cramp or no legs or arms?

Cramp.

Would you rather have a beautiful house and an ugly car, or an ugly house and a beautiful car?

Beautiful house, I don't like driving anyway

Would you rather suck a chimpanzee's left nipple on worldwide television, or have a litre of lemon juice squirted into your eyes?

I would suck the Chimpansee's nipple, then move on. ^_~

Would you rather, eat a rock, or a moose.

Mmmm...chocolate moose...

Would you rather be a boy and have a vagina, or be a girl and have a penis?

Girl with penis, cuz i wouldn't be the first.


Would you rather have sex with  or 

 . I can't stand spicy food.

Would you rather walk in on your girlfriend cheating on you with another guy, or have your girlfriend walk in on you cheating with another woman?

god damn it thats hard

I'd rather walk in on her cheating on me with another guy for i can kick the guy's ass and tell her it's fucking over i'm taking everything that belong to me and some other shit.


Would rather go to school in your underwear thinking it was a dream and get raped or go to jail without your underwear and get raped.

School in underwear. At least i'd be able to move on, jail takes a huge bite out of your future life.

Would you rather walk in on your dad raping a dead woman, or walk in on your mom raping a dead man?

I'd rather walk in on my Dad. Give me another reason to never want to see him.

Would you rather play American soccer or European football?

European Football i guess.


Would rather turn into a talking car or turn into a bee?

Talking car sounds cool!

Would you rather improvise a ten minute presentation in front of a classroom of people, or do a prepared hour-long presentation in front of a auditorium full of people?

The first option. Preparation in front of a large audience was never my forte. Floundering in front of twenty-five people is better than floundering in front of a few hundred.

Would you rather the internet or the telephone (in all forms) ceased to exist?

Internet

Because wanted enter the Guinness World Record, would you rather jump from Himalaya mountain or swim cross the pacific ocean?