Would you rather...?

universal system of currency.
goverments are hopeless LOL.

would you rather having only jeans or cotton pants(weird would you rather,i know)

Cotton pants, I don't own any jeans.

Would you rather play an Atari 2600, or Atari 5200.

Atari 2600! In fact, I have one!

Would you rather eat pancakes or waffles for the rest of your life? (<- Strange. I know.)

pancakes are better!!!(with maple syrup YUM)

would you rather watch the simpsons or familly guy(if both were on at the same time)

I like Family Guy better.

Would you rather be Jack Sparrow (who gets the rum), or Will Turner (who gets the girl)?

Will Turner

Would you rather be thrown out the front windscreen of a moving car, or plummet to your death from a cliff

Windshield. There's always a chance you might survive that.

Would you rather go on a date with Cloud Strife, or with Squall Leonhart?

Squall, he's cool

Would you rather get impaled through the wrists, or a rusty nail through the achilles tendon

impaled through the wrists.

would you rather have 10 cats or 10 dogs in your appartment?

10 cats.

Would you rather have the back of your heels cut very deep, or your eyes and nose ripped out?

Cut very deeply. I can't see myself without eyes(in both ways LOL)

would you rather lose a arm or a leg?

Arm.

Would you rather write a 6000000 word essay or make out with your teacher?

make out with my teacher. I once had a very nice 26 yo good looking teacher.

would you mind making out your grandma or your mom(LOL)

No, I wouldn't mind making out with your mom.

Would you rather be banned every other post, or considered a noob forever?

you have to select your mom(zylos' mom) or your(zylos' grandma)

failed.

I was making fun of the fact you said "would you mind" instead of "would you rather". My real answer would be my mom.

Once again: Would you rather be banned every other post, or considered a noob forever?

LOL B&

would you rather drown and not get saved or get shot in the belly where no one can get to you?

shot
drowning is a slow and painful way to die
moreso than bleeding to death

would you rather
become the opposite sexual preference
become the opposite gender

Opposite sexual preference. My girlfriend would still love me even if I was gay.

Would you rather see Irock singing "The Internet is for Porn" to Halo, or see Halo singing "If you were Gay" to Irock?

Opposite sexual preference. My girlfriend would still love me even if I was gay.

but even so, you'd be looking for a guy, not her

Would you rather see Irock singing "The Internet is for Porn" to Halo, or see Halo singing "If you were Gay" to Irock?

Halo singing to Irock, just cuz outside this game, I can't see that ever happening

Would you rather see Irock singing "The Internet is for Porn" to Halo, or see Halo singing "If you were Gay" to Irock?

Halo singing to Irock, just cuz outside this game, I can't see that ever happening

Neither can I see half of the things in this game ever actually happen, but it doesn't mean we can't laugh at the thought of them happening.

Anyway, would you rather be Aragon or Legolas from Lord of the Rings?

Legolas, long hair

Would you rather be eaten alive by zombies, or obliterated in a nuclear explosion?

Nuclear explosion, because it seems less painful then having your flesh ripped off.

Would you rather have to sit in a room, having to listen to Naruto say "Believe it!" for 12 hours, or cut off your ears?

12 hours of pain vs lifetime of not being able to hear? My choice is very clear: "Believe it!"

Would you rather be gay and marry a girl, or be straight and marry a guy?

Ohay.
This totally works for me.

I'll go with the girl.

Would you rather me RAEPD by a male,
Or molested by your mother?

Kekeke.