Would you rather...?

Uff. I only choose option B because A is rape.

Would ya rather eat a poison sea urchin alive or kick a brick wall repeatedly, barefoot, until you couldn't feel anything below the knee?

Hitting the wall repeatedly, barefoot.

Would you rather get laid with a shemale or get laid with a male? XD

Shemale, I guess.

Would you rather have 15 nails hammered into your tongue, or have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?

Urine saliva. I somehow doubt it'll be less painful than 15 nails in your tongue.

Would you rather be stripped naked and thrown into a lion pit, or stripped naked and thrown into a pit full of men/women (depending on sexual preference)

Pit of people, definitely. I'd survive that.

Would you rather have needles for leg hair, or have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the"?

NEEDLES!

I could kick someone in a barfight and kill them with bleeding.

^___^

Would you rather be hounded for being a furry, or become an hero?

I'd rather be a furry hero than a furry who gets hounded.

Would you rather be gossipped about or never talked about at all?

Never talked about at all.

Would you rather kill Hitler with karate moves or ninjitsu? (this is totally random xD)

Ninjitsu, because karate is too karate type.

Would you rather drink milk that was spoiled for 5 years or drink urine?

Milk.

Would you rather be able to bring about a lasting world peace, or eliminate all hunger and disease?

World Peace

Would you rather flood the world or blow up the moon? =D

Blow up the moon!

Would you rather be an idiot or a jackass?

Jackass

Would you rather buy a Nokia or a Samsung?

N-O-K-I-A, whats that spell! PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! YAAY

Would you rather make out with your girlfriend or sleep with her? (XD)

Sleep with her.

Would you rather drink a bloody Marry made by Cow Blood, or drink a SpiderCider?(Yeah, I just watched Fear FactoryXD)

Spidercider sounds...interesting.

Would you rather have eyes that always smile, or or a voice that makes people calm?

A voice that makes people calm

Would you rather be a boy or a girl?

Boy

Would you rather drink rootbeer or pepsi? (btw i'm drinking Rootbeer right now  )

Pepsi.

Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life, or always be wrong?

Hit every red light.

Would you rather get a million dollars, or a million dollars covered in qwacamolie?

A million dollar.

Would you rather fish in a lake, or fish from a boat on the sea?

Lake.

Would you rather be happy for the rest of your life, but be constantly plagued by disease, or be immortal by constantly sad?

Diseased but happy.

Would you rather [BLEEP] or [CENSORED]?

[BLEEP]

Would you rather be hated by all but be immortal, or be <3'd by all, but die tomorrow?

OHOHO

<3 by all and die tomorrow



Would you rather be in Anime with alot of fighting and maybe your death or would you rather be in a old old old old westren movie?