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Started by Fiestin, August 31, 2005, 05:11:01 AM

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Cody

Then you wouldn't complain about 'em, mate.

What if I've only watched that idiotic internet videos once?
Cap'n Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you'd like.
Gibbs: Hooray! *throws hat*
Cap'n Jack Sparrow: Now go and get it.

Tsunokiette

Then you'd realize porn is better. *forgive me God*

What if I had a girlfriend, and the money to buy Photoshop CS, Finale, and the Garrison Sounds?
"The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs

They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm the only one, I'm the only one."

Cody

Then you'd be all like, 'WTF, what do I do now?'


...mate

What if Pocky-chan was still hangin' around?
Cap'n Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you'd like.
Gibbs: Hooray! *throws hat*
Cap'n Jack Sparrow: Now go and get it.

Malson

I might know who the hell that is.

What if Cody became the King of Sweden?

Cody

Then Sweden would all be like 'WTF, mate'

And they'd be forced to speak Australian, and give me money, and we'd like... totally kick every other country off our mountains and be all, 'WTF, you can't ski down our mountains, mate.'

What if Zypher knew who Pocky-chan was?
Cap'n Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you'd like.
Gibbs: Hooray! *throws hat*
Cap'n Jack Sparrow: Now go and get it.

Tsunokiette

He'd realize he was a she.

What if I could rape all of you. Over and over and over again. And like it?
"The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs

They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm the only one, I'm the only one."

Malson

We'd like it too.

What if I had no matches?

Cody

Then you couldn't start a fire.

What if I gave Tsunokiette a cookie for knowing P-c is a guy?
Cap'n Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you'd like.
Gibbs: Hooray! *throws hat*
Cap'n Jack Sparrow: Now go and get it.

shamusfinnigan

then id be jellous

what if this game never ends 0_0

Cody

Then we'd be occupied for a while.

What if I knew who this guy was?
Cap'n Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you'd like.
Gibbs: Hooray! *throws hat*
Cap'n Jack Sparrow: Now go and get it.

thingy

then you would see him while walking down the street and say something like "G'day mate"

if we took all the criminals in the world, put them on a seperate land mass, waited a bunch of years, and went over to them what would they say to us?  :P
Zypher, Veltonvelton, and Dalton are secretly having a homosexual affair in hidden messages just like this one
research shows Fu is also involved, but not in a gross and creepy way

shamusfinnigan

theyd probly fuck us up fer puten em on an isald

shamusfinnigan

oops my bad

what if it raind jello and bill cosbys for 9 weeks (would there still be room for more jello)

Cody

Your spelling and typing piss me off.

*ahem* Then we'd all be dead due to men raining on us. Least, the women and children would.

What if everyone in the World could TYPE properly?
Cap'n Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you'd like.
Gibbs: Hooray! *throws hat*
Cap'n Jack Sparrow: Now go and get it.

Yossy

That would mean the world were full of intelligent and enlightened people, meaning we probably wouldn't have much of a problem with crime, wars, or... stupidity.

What if I didn't have to go to class in fifteen minutes?

thingy

then you would waste the entire time thinking what if...
unless ur taking philosophy, then ur doing that anyway

Quote from: shamusfinnigan on October 04, 2006, 03:26:39 AM
theyd probly fuck us up fer puten em on an isald
wow did you not get the australia reference there....
and use EDIT don't double post.

what if Australia wasn't like "WTF, MATE?" and fired their kangaroo missiles instead?
Zypher, Veltonvelton, and Dalton are secretly having a homosexual affair in hidden messages just like this one
research shows Fu is also involved, but not in a gross and creepy way

Cody

Then we'd probably be as stupid as everyone else.

What if Australia HAD NO missles, military, or anything of the sort?

-And for your criminal question... they'd be all... 'WTF, MATE?'-
Cap'n Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you'd like.
Gibbs: Hooray! *throws hat*
Cap'n Jack Sparrow: Now go and get it.

Arrow

...*wind of non-existant change blows silently*

It's true right?

WHAT IF I knew the answer to that?

Cody

Then you'd be able to answer it, wouldn't you?

What if arrowone could just look it up on google?
Cap'n Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you'd like.
Gibbs: Hooray! *throws hat*
Cap'n Jack Sparrow: Now go and get it.

shamusfinnigan

Then he would know the answer

(yes I got the Australia reference and why you two got a problem with me I haven't done shit to you!)

What if every one dint have to try to bust one other people because of things they do or say and would just fuck off and try not be such of an ass.

(some ones gonna have something smart to say huh.)

Cody

Then hostilities would grow as they wouldn't be able to release their feelings, soon war and then famine would spread like wildfire, bringing an end to the human race, leaving only the Australians and Canadians.

What if I wasn't as smart as I am?
Cap'n Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you'd like.
Gibbs: Hooray! *throws hat*
Cap'n Jack Sparrow: Now go and get it.

Arrow

Quote from: arrowone on October 04, 2006, 11:37:05 PM
...*wind of non-existant change blows silently*

What if I wasn't a dick at every given oppurtunity?

Arrow

What if sypher made his sig say, THINGY IS A HOMOSEXUAL, or maybe even...GIGLAMESHRO IS A HOMOSEXUAL.

Though I suppose that last one would be kinda....asking for it, eh?

shamusfinnigan

the Australian fuck was actually able to not only abel to make himself look stupid by his exaggeration of what would happen if he could help from being a dick but he also turned a game in to a fight lol

it was just a game are you all that stupid? (yes me included i should not have gotten mad at that but still...)

o and no war in human history has ever once started due to and anger in one insignificant person beaus of wrong spelling.

what if we never invented the internet

Arrow

...Dunno...

What if you payed attention to the last post?