What if. . .

[Malson]

It'd still follow the "more of the same" formula and not be very much more fun than the original game.

What if America's Funniest Home Videos started to become serious?

[Nightwolf]

Then itd be called "Americas Funniest converted into serious videos"

What if elsif or then?

[Blizzard]

Then end.

What if *beep*, *beep* and *beep* *beep* *beep*, but with *beep* *beep* and *beep* *beep*?

[Arrow]

*beep* it of course!

What if I could get you game past the intro scene..?

[Blizzard]

I think you would be amazed. (Look at the topic, I posted a possible solution)

What if "What if"?

[Arrow]

...That's been done, a couple times now.

What if Green Day 'sploded?

[Yossy]

I might cry.

What if someone responded to that without knowing who Green Day was?

[Arrow]

We'd all laugh, I assume.

What if we all lol'd simultaneously?

[Blizzard]

We´d stop simultanously.

What if I posted again "What if "What if"?"?

[thingy]

then god would lightly smite you for being silly

what if we couldn't edit the scripts?

[Yossy]

The everyone would use 2k3, which is better anyway, HOORAY!

What if everyone realized how much better 2k3 is than XP?

[thingy]

then they would make a XP 2.0

what if they weren't stupid and didn't remove vehicles and the battle system and the world map stuff when they made XP?

[Atomic]

then your last what if would be different

what if Canada sucked?

[thingy]

then there wouldn't be any reason to live

what if computers didn't exist?

[Malson]

We wouldn't be on here playing this craphole of a "game."

What if I ate mustard, straight from the bottle?

[thingy]

then you would be out of mustard

what if I ate human straight from the bottle?

[Zeriab]

I would consider you as a freak.

What if I could throw a tennisball to the moon?

[Arrow]

The moon would eat it, and probably ask you for another.

What if I started a succesful business?

[Malson]

You'd have read the stocks wrong, therefore failing on top of failure.

What if I drew a Jack of clubs?

[Arrow]

Then you would have drawn the correct card, earning you a trip to Fuck(y) Cheeses.

What if Dave and Buster's was even cooler?

[Malson]

I don't know what that is.

What if my parents were watching The Waterboy instead of Beverly Hillbillies?

[Arrow]

Then they'd have more taste.

What if I was a MOD?!

[Malson]

You'd fail.

What if I was a mod?

[Arrow]

You'd be too much of a square to be successful.

[Malson]

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