What if. . .

Then there is no answer.

What if there really was no spoon?

The the matrix would have you.

Red pill or blue pill?

Both

What happens if you take both pills at the same time?

Your mom wouldn't have gotten pregnant with you.

What if monkeys could fly?

We wouldn't worry about bird poop hitting are car as much as monkey poo.

What if boobs didn't exist?

Our hands would have nothing to grab, and would therefore be worthless.

What if I could pass every song on Expert at Guitar Hero?

Nobody would really care all that much.

What if i was even more of an asshole?

Nobody would really care all that much.

What if I hate Yogi Bear?

Nobody would really care that much.

What if newbs didn't exist?

The internet would implode on itself because elite douchebags wouldn't have anyone to make fun of or to use to make themselves feel superior.

What if Nintendo went into Adult Videogames because of the Wii's control stle?

One word: Wii.

What if someone got this joke, please, because it's not that difficult to understand, I think, and I thought it was pretty clever but maybe not if you can't figure it out because that would mean it just makes no sense, and I'd fail, and deserve to get a ?

Uh... *blink*


What if Zypher's "joke" actually made sense?

People would probably just roll their eyes at how pathetically unfunny I am.

What if I was funny?

</world as we know it>

What if html replaced VB code?

Then Yossy would finally not have to worry about mixing them up, as she is often prone to do.

What if the world <i>really</i> ended after Arlen said "</world as we know it>"?

lawl that was a joke

Then the world would end... and I would not know about yossy's confusion with certain types of code
btw... that joke was really funny

What if that joke was not funny?

What if I lied when I said I did it on purpose, and actually did it by mistake, trying to hide my ironic stupidity behind humor?

What if Yossy neglected to post a question?

then nobody would respond to this thread for a few days

What if America was not in Iraq?

We'd all die. Mister Bush said so.

What if I didn't stop in the name of love?

some one would probly stop you

what if you woke up and every one was just...gone

...That's happened to me before...I lived through it.

What if there was a Castlevania or a Megaman X MMO? Hell, even I would play that...

It'd still follow the "more of the same" formula and not be very much more fun than the original game.

What if America's Funniest Home Videos started to become serious?

Then itd be called "Americas Funniest converted into serious videos"

What if elsif or then?

Then end.

What if *beep*, *beep* and *beep* *beep* *beep*, but with *beep* *beep* and *beep* *beep*?