What if. . .

Arrow · October 03, 2006, 12:43:54 AM

kk!

What if kk was actually the alternate speeling for xx, the male chromosome?!

Malson · October 03, 2006, 12:45:48 AM

You'd still fail at spelling "spelling."

What if Food Working Plate Licky White Shower Dance Oreo Goose, Lightbulb Spiral Tree Target?

Arrow · October 03, 2006, 12:47:42 AM

Pancake smacker doodle doo!

Smack my pancakes?

Malson · October 03, 2006, 12:55:25 AM

Only if you ask a what if question.

What if :fred:

Arrow · October 03, 2006, 12:57:18 AM

If :fred: then Burger.

What if you shocked the monkey?

Malson · October 03, 2006, 12:58:17 AM

If monkey then Burger.

What if I ate pizza?

Arrow · October 03, 2006, 12:59:38 AM

You'd crap it out later.

What if I had bad gas in my ass?

Cody · October 03, 2006, 01:42:03 AM

Then everyone'd have to clear out of the room, hn?

What if you could change to any size you wanted whenever you wanted?

Arrow · October 03, 2006, 01:52:04 AM

I'd see all kinds of titties.

What if we ALL could do that?

Cody · October 03, 2006, 01:53:16 AM

The world would be overcome by screams of terror, and pleasure.

What if this subject is a bit awkward to explain to a 13 year old girl?

Malson · October 03, 2006, 01:58:45 AM

Yes.

What if I took the plane to Tallahassee?

Cody · October 03, 2006, 02:00:29 AM

*shrugs* Then you'd probably be further away from me.

What if I'm not incredibly sure where Tallahassee is?

Arrow · October 03, 2006, 02:02:25 AM

Then you fail at geography.

What if I was 73h 1337 haXX?

Malson · October 03, 2006, 02:03:19 AM

Then Cody lives in Australia, and is not expected to know the location of every city in the US.

What if I was a model?

Tsunokiette · October 03, 2006, 02:04:28 AM

THAT == TRUE

What if I was my own mother?

Cody · October 03, 2006, 02:05:33 AM

You probably are.

What if I'm about to get my ass kicked by several random americans?

Malson · October 03, 2006, 02:06:54 AM

You won't.

What if you will?

Cody · October 03, 2006, 02:08:45 AM

Then I'd probably be injured?

What if I let loose the BUNYIP?

Arrow · October 03, 2006, 02:10:30 AM

...what if I knew what the fuck that was?

...some kinda goat?

What if you told meh?

Cody · October 03, 2006, 02:11:21 AM

Then you'd know it's the Australian equivalent of the bigfoot.

What if you coulda looked that up on google?

Arrow · October 03, 2006, 02:12:29 AM

I'd know. But I'm LAZY, ya see.

What if there wasn't a single lazy person alive?

Cody · October 03, 2006, 02:13:38 AM

Then the world would be a better place, free of poor people and George W. Bush.

What if America and Iraq are both idiots? I mean... no wars been waged between AUSTRALIANS xD

Malson · October 03, 2006, 02:15:13 AM

I figured that it was obvious why Aussies don't war. I'll let you figure that one out on your own.

What if I brought those glasses?

Cody · October 03, 2006, 02:29:21 AM

Then you'd have a nice pair of glasses?

What if Aussies didn't wage ware because they have better things to do, nobody wants the Outback, they have little forces for war, and they're just all around more peaceful than everyone else? 'Cept them Ghandi Indian type folks.

Tsunokiette · October 03, 2006, 02:36:23 AM

Hang on, the Ghandi indian type folks aren't peacefull? *checks history*

If you say so...

Then we should learn from Aussies.

What if America wasn't a super power?