What if. . .

kk!

What if kk was actually the alternate speeling for xx, the male chromosome?!

You'd still fail at spelling "spelling."

What if Food Working Plate Licky White Shower Dance Oreo Goose, Lightbulb Spiral Tree Target?

Pancake smacker doodle doo!

Smack my pancakes?

Only if you ask a what if question.

What if :fred:

If :fred: then Burger.

What if you shocked the monkey?

If monkey then Burger.

What if I ate pizza?

You'd crap it out later.

What if I had bad gas in my ass?

Then everyone'd have to clear out of the room, hn?

What if you could change to any size you wanted whenever you wanted?

I'd see all kinds of titties.

What if we ALL could do that?

The world would be overcome by screams of terror, and pleasure.

What if this subject is a bit awkward to explain to a 13 year old girl?

Yes.

What if I took the plane to Tallahassee?

*shrugs* Then you'd probably be further away from me.

What if I'm not incredibly sure where Tallahassee is?

Then you fail at geography.

What if I was 73h 1337 haXX?

Then Cody lives in Australia, and is not expected to know the location of every city in the US.

What if I was a model?

THAT == TRUE

What if I was my own mother?

You probably are.

What if I'm about to get my ass kicked by several random americans?

You won't.

What if you will?

Then I'd probably be injured?

What if I let loose the BUNYIP?

...what if I knew what the fuck that was?

...some kinda goat?

What if you told meh?

Then you'd know it's the Australian equivalent of the bigfoot.

What if you coulda looked that up on google?

I'd know. But I'm LAZY, ya see.

What if there wasn't a single lazy person alive?

Then the world would be a better place, free of poor people and George W. Bush.

What if America and Iraq are both idiots? I mean... no wars been waged between AUSTRALIANS xD

I figured that it was obvious why Aussies don't war. I'll let you figure that one out on your own.

What if I brought those glasses?

Then you'd have a nice pair of glasses?

What if Aussies didn't wage ware because they have better things to do, nobody wants the Outback, they have little forces for war, and they're just all around more peaceful than everyone else? 'Cept them Ghandi Indian type folks.

Hang on, the Ghandi indian type folks aren't peacefull? *checks history*

If you say so...

Then we should learn from Aussies.

What if America wasn't a super power?