What if. . .

That is easy. The result:

What if Blizzard and I merged into one being?

I can only you really ARE a guy. We would kick ass². No... we would kick ass³.

What if ?

Then !

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What if soda had healing powers?

Then I would have powers like wolverine from all the DR P.

What if crankeye was a girl?

I'd be secksing Crank.

What if I was secksing Crank?

I'd throw up, then take a picture and sell it.

What if I finished a game?!

The world would end are you would no longer be a "homo"?

What if there were no more homos?

We would have peace with a large demographic, but the economy would suffer somewhat, and violence and dishord would pop up somewhere else. (Because the anti-gays have free time now, ya see.)

What if...someone posted a nudie picture of themselves on crankeye?!

I would make it my desktop background, and then make a sprite of it and put it in a game...

What if we were all still on the .org?

Noobs - 99%

Intelligent posts - 20%

Spam + IMMEASURABLE



...What if we had no free will?

Nothing would change... we would still think we had choice... ignorance is bliss, the illusion of free will

What if we did have free will?

I assume the world would most likely fall into chaos in some form or another, and we wouldn't even be aware.

What if ZOMG UR PANTS ARE ON FIER?

I would probably jump into my pool

What if arrowone was actually posting revelent posts in intelligent debate?

Well, you've got about five more minutes of reality left, so make the most of them.

What if I told I were your REAL mom??

I'd wave around my hand that you just cut off and let go and fall down a giant pipe lookin' thingy and scream and stuff.

What if cheese was chocolate? (Can you imagine a CHEESE bar or a CHOCOLATE sandwich?)

Then cycles would be cars (yes i can imagine that) (can you imagine 4 guys on a cycle! sitting BEHIND each other, in a 1 seater lol)

What if  Arrested  who unknowingly in his questioning state murdered

then we would have to hire shaft to save the day

what if people could no longer think of what if questions?

Then we would get bored .... fast.

What if I really was a 16 year old hot girl?

i'd bang you

what if I was a hot 16 year old girl

i'd bang you

what if I was a hot 16 year old girl

I'd sue you both for sexual harrassment.

What if I were a lawyer.

Then you would sue ZYPHER, you would sure ATOMIC, and then you would sue the WEB hosting.

What if you knew what I was referencing?

Referencing what?

What if I select HP 4050 for Color Printing?

Not a clue. (I was referencing the jackass lawyer from Beavis and Butthead.)

What if I knew the difference between one printer setting and the next?