What if. . .

Chicken butt.

What if X = 7?

Arrow = 0.

What if I don't?

Then I will!

What if the sky fell down, then picked itself back up again, and started complaining that it had a scraped knee?

Then Thor would kick it's ass.

What if I ran out of booze?

We'd have no YouTubes to reflect back on when you're sober.

What if Will Smith hadn't been sent to live with Uncle Phil and Aunt Viv in Bel-Air?

He would of went to prison for surprise sex.

What if Optimus Prime fought Mr.T?

Optimus Prime would transform to robot mode while Mr. T was inside and Mr. T would be crushed and dismembered from the moving parts.

What if ... gravity just, like, stopped working out of nowhere?

We'd float.

What if I uploaded a video of myself shimmying to a Beyonce song?

I'd lawl.

What if I banged a chick in a wheel chair?

You'd be arrested.

What if Fu was arrested?

Thor would set him free.

What if Thor was just some fictional character that some bored guy made up?

Then you would be right.

What if Arrow wasn't a homosexual?

Then you would have nobody to make fun of.

What if Zypher was a homosexual?

I'd lol, then mod his sig and put it in my own.

What if your pastor touched you?

Then the pastor had touched me..whateva pastor is?
What is pastor?

What if a guy who we call - word rhyming with pastor (bad word) touched you?

hint hint b hint hint

then you still wouldn't know what a pastor was...

What if fumanchu made love with thor?

We would have to run in terror from his mutant thunder babies, 24/7, in constant fear of one of them soiling themselves, causing a thunderous explosion from which no man could escape...

What if you got caught in said explosion?

He'd die.

What if I hooked up with a chick from kentucy?

I would lol immensly
what if  arrested your  pet cow

then shaft would have to break him out. Then Fu and the pet cow would throw back some bottles of

What if cows could talk?

Then I'd throw back a 

What if and shaft met?

That is easy. The result:

What if Blizzard and I merged into one being?

That is easy. The result:

What if Blizzard and I merged into one being?

I can only you really ARE a guy. We would kick ass². No... we would kick ass³.

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What if soda had healing powers?